Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

Wanted to see how easy it is to draw like Shmorky...
This is a first attempt sketch, so it's safe to say anyone could master his art style in about a day.
Look at what I made in five minutes on my phone

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What do you guys think? Easy to replicate his style? It seems to just be blobs and that's it
 
Yeah I'll be honest... I don't get the praise for his art in this thread. It's better than I could do but I'm not an artist. His stuff is very bland to me (when it isn't outright disgusting).

I know nothing about art theory. Is there some reason you guys saying "he's a good artist too bad he's terrible" like his stuff? Any artists in this thread have smarty pants words they can use to tell me why I'm wrong?

IMO, Shmorky is above average overall. His sense of colors isn't bad. Craftsmanship is decent, great in his animations. He's consistent. I think what draws people in is the subject material, whether it be the humor or the cutesy klurfs.

His main problem is that he doesn't really go out of his comfort zone anymore, like many cow artists including the likes of Dobson. All he wants to draw are klurfs, klurfs, klurfs, vague self-victimization comics, and whatever he can jack it to. The shitty pornography from his patreon with the awkward proportions we saw are really telling.

Now I don't know if it's because he's lazy or if it's because he knows his current stuff with the klurfs and shit is what will get him the attention and the Patreon bux he wants.
 
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Look at what I made in five minutes on my phone


What do you guys think? Easy to replicate his style? It seems to just be blobs and that's it

His style is easy to replicate because it has to be easy to animate. Things have to be intensely simplified to be animated well -- Think of the Johnny Quest and Captain Planet cartoons. Their animation was not as bouncy or fluid as Shmorky's because they were detailed and anatomically correct.

His style is appealing in the sense Fraggle Rock is. Cute muppet-y characters and bright colors. However, this is his only style and he can't draw anything more complex than that crap. Case in point, when he tried to do anatomically correct klurfs for his porn. He doesn't have much credibility as an artist and has too many weaknesses to count.

Good job, by the way. It looks pretty similar to his work.

Yeah I'll be honest... I don't get the praise for his art in this thread. It's better than I could do but I'm not an artist. His stuff is very bland to me (when it isn't outright disgusting).

I know nothing about art theory. Is there some reason you guys saying "he's a good artist too bad he's terrible" like his stuff? Any artists in this thread have smarty pants words they can use to tell me why I'm wrong?

Edit: His main talent seems to be animation, which I won't lie, is p. good, however again, his art is a factor in that, and it's dull and bland to me.

Hi, artsy type with smarty pants words, but I'm going to say you're correct.

It's bland and lacks any sort of technical skill to it. Look at his comics -- Backgrounds are generally blobs just like his characters. He stagnated years and years ago and it's incredibly obvious.

Not to mention, since everyone shit their pants (lol) over his work, he probably felt he was the cat's meow and didn't need to improve, because OBVIOUSLY if it wasn't great people wouldn't love it!
 
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hey it's me! look ma i'm popular

all those caps are pulled from this thread (with a couple from me thrown in) so they saw it all, yep. i think someone capped the post i archived, too, but i wanted to catch the full-length glory of this one angry little gremlin trying valiantly to defend a pedophile, not because he's a pedophile, but because we use big mean nasty words :c oh noooeeee!!!!

my favourite part about her tirade is "being transfemme doesn't excuse being an asshole but being a CSA victim doesn't excuse being an asshole." uh. clue me in: what makes @carefully an asshole, exactly? having the audacity to be victimized, or having the audacity to make the politest fucking call-out post i've ever seen on HellSite dot com? enlighten me, angry gremlin.
 
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Considering there's a $50 reward option where the donor gets to Skype with Shmorky as he doodles away, maybe this woman got turned on reading the chat logs and decided she wanted a piece of what Carefully got.
*prepares for Islamic ratings*

lol yeah that's it exactly, there's one $50 level patron now & on the Google cache from yesterday there's none.
 
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