💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[carl9987]

let's focus on what matters boys

 

[Horrified Bystander]

He better go to trial. How else will he hold the eeevviiillll goobermint accountable for their TOTAL BULLSHIT LIES?

 

[JackoVerde]

But that's the thing, if he is actually innocent there is no reason for him to plea guilty.

No stalker child, the state rigged the odds against him, for his family he had no choice to plead guilty, enjoy prison

 

[Vibralldo]

His simps can believe him there's about five of them

There's also juju and melton fans so that's like 20, maybe 30 more people

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

But that's the thing, if he is actually innocent there is no reason for him to plea guilty.

He isn't. We all know he isn't.
He knows he isn't. The judge knows he isn't.

Fighting this never made sense at any point in time.
It was all Nick blustering and playing the big dick lawyer he pretended to be, but never was.

 

[AnOminous]

Is it possible he pleads down to a misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor, or is he gonna be a felon like Ralph?

He's totally gamed it, like the mastermind he is. He isn't gonna be gellin like a felon, he's gonna be chillin like a villain.

 

[Jex]

So now that he has taken the plea and there’s not going to be a jury trial, presumably Kayla and April are going to follow suit. What’s The fate of the body cam footage?

 

[SaltyFanta]

I'm kind of hoping he does some kind of retarded stunt like pleaing no contest and trying to take the plea deal, fucking himself over like Baked Alaska, if I'm remembering correctly.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

But that's the thing, if he is actually innocent there is no reason for him to plea guilty.

There is no possibility of "innocence." He's never even suggested it. Coke in the house. Gun in the house. Children in the house.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Spoiler:

IM NOT FUCKIN PLEADIN

 

[There She Glows]

Putting all of my chips on "Nick goes in expecting to take the plea deal, discovers it is no longer on the table after highly credible evidence of witness tampering his ex-bull Aaron behind the scenes." Come on State of Minnesota don't let me down!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The funniest outcome would be if Nick pulled a "Training Day" and put peanut butter in his ass and scooped it out in court and ate it to try and get an insanity plea.

 

[DickMain]

After Nick totally owns everybody by pleading down like any real man does he should celebrate with a few bumps for the christmas season

 

[thebigdream]

There's still time for him to be given the death penalty, don't give up hope bros

 

[Melty Butter]

No Mustang in sight.

Isn't that black car a Lincoln Navigator?

Edit to Add: Apparently I'm wrong (see below) in thread.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

The funniest outcome would be if Nick pulled a "Training Day" and put peanut butter in his ass and scooped it out in court and ate it to try and get an insanity plea.

But he forgets that in a drunken tweet-storm rage he actually shat his pants last night.

 

[RoobyRoobyRoo]

Didn't Nick say always take the plea deal? So, not taking the deal would be anathema to him, right? So maybe he's going to man up and fight the charge.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Here is my final plea deal cope. Nick is playing 4d balldo chess with the Melton superchat to make us all THINK he's taking the plea deal when in fact he is actually going to trial! As a super lawyer he would always advise someone to take a good plea so he's doing just the opposite, thus outsmarting all of us stupid nerds!

Take that incel prudes!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

No matter what happens… there’s still a scheduling conference with Montegraph tomorrow. It’s like Chanukah, we’ll get further milk from Nick until he has to hand the keys to his house and Rustang to Montegraph.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I'm kind of hoping he does some kind of retarded stunt like pleaing no contest and trying to take the plea deal, fucking himself over like Baked Alaska, if I'm remembering correctly.

That's a great analogy and something that I entirely expect him to do now. Because you know that's exactly what he thinks. "I'll plead guilty but I need to let everyone in the court room know that I believe I did absolutely nothing wrong."