Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

Doesn't alcohol withdrawal do actual real harm past a certain point?

It will literally kill you. They have to physically strap them down to prevent them from ripping tubes out of their arms and running to get alcohol immediately. It's one of the absolute worst withdrawals you can experience.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Funniest, (but near impossible) scenario

1. Nick pleads guilty and get some jail time
2. Kayla get's her charges thrown out due to lack of probable cause, I mean, you wouldn't search Scarface would you?
3. Kayla divorces nick while in prison and moves out
4. April moves into the big home and dies of starvation since she's a retard.
5. Nick gets out, finally get's his bachelor lifestyle where he can fuck as many coke whores as he wants.
It really is a win win for everyone except April I guess.

 

[BathTubShine]

What are we waiting for?

Firing squad

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

How long does it usually take?

According to posts here, no more than 20 to 30 mins maximum. But if it takes longer....

 

[not william stenchever]

I hope him superchatting Melton until the last minute fucked him and made him late. Judges love it when you're late.

 

[HackerX]

Depends on how many cases are scheduled and where he is in the line

Uh oh. Someone forgot to tell him he's supposed to wait in line, not snort it. Rookie mistake.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I can't believe Rekieta made an argument so good, they let him off without charges, locked Aaron, Josh, and Sean away for life, and actually got a third wife awarded to him by the state. Haters BTFO!!!!!1!!!!

The judge looked disgusted at Sean's picture and sentened him to be caged outside of a hoagies and grinders shop where he'll be forever just out of reach of hot sandwiches and his name will be legally changed to Shuan.

 

[Fungible penis]

 

[Quote Cursor]

Potential thread theme:

 

[Nova902]

update

 

[JackoVerde]

According to posts here, no more than 20 to 30 mins maximum. But if it takes longer....

What’s the oiifical start time.

 

[daniel day]

How long does it usually take?

I saw the docket for the day earlier, thread is moving too fast to go find it, but he was scheduled for 2:15pm for a thirty minute hearing. Either the judge is running late, or Rekieta's hearing is running late. What that means is anyone's guess, could be good, could be bad, but it's very unlikely to be a good thing. I hope whichever kiwifriend reporting on this comes in with good (for us) news.

A toast, to Nick Rekieta, for nearly 7500 KF thread pages! Truly a remarkable feat!

 

[Flora Fox]

4. April moves into the big home and dies of starvation since she's a retard.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

update

LOL! CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

 

[Cousin Eddie]

Potential thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dB_ubVAnGw

 

[not william stenchever]

LOL! CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

I don't understand, he was supposed to fight back against the injustice of the state. What went wrong balldosisters?

Edit: Useful Mistake says this means he did not accept the deal.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/state-of-minnesota-v-nicholas-rekieta-kayla-rekieta-april-imholte.191978/page-214#post-19947734

 

[3MMA]

Verdict

Chat exists faggots

 

[Mr.Bucket]

update

Translation for those of us that understand law even less than Rekieta?

 

[Jex]

Hope his plea deal is shit

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I don't understand, he was supposed to fight back against the injustice of the state. What went wrong balldosisters?

He didn't accept the plea deal according to @Useful_Mistake in the other thread. Which is MAGICAL.