Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

Aero the Alcoholic Bat said:
It's autistic of me to say this, but they should just give up and sell the rights to GVH to Cavemanon already.
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Pride prevents them from doing that. But considering that that Wani something-or-other game had 3 times the peak player count of GVH (at least on steam, but let's be real who the fuck is playing it on ps5, not to mention Wani's mobile release), and untold amounts playing the free snootgame... The plushy is a good way to scrape some of that anti-community's money together. Times are getting hard, after all. Nobody gives a fuck about KO_PE
 
Neet Tokusatsu said:
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Something tells me most buyers are going to be Snoot Game fans rather than GVH fans.
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Cavemanon coming in to one up KO_OP not only with a far more stylish announcement but also with a far higher quality plush.

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Moja Zemlja said:
Cavemanon coming in to one up KO_OP not only with a far more stylish announcement but also with a far higher quality plush.
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I can't get over how much it absolutely spits on the KO_OP plushie, who not only does it have the nostrils in the wrong place, but also has a pathetically short snoot.
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Absolutely fucking destroyed as well, probably it also has more pre orders as well but the Cavemanon site doesn't show the amount pre ordered so I can't check.
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And of course, the seethe
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Fun fact, they teased this plush back in June, so it coming out as the same time as KO_OP's terrible Fang plush is most than probably a funny coincidence.
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I just want to know what they would've made the wheelchair in if it's so integral to Olivia's character.
The intricacy of such a design would be ridiculous to make in fabric.
 
PetiteFeet said:
I just want to know what they would've made the wheelchair in if it's so integral to Olivia's character.
The intricacy of such a design would be ridiculous to make in fabric.
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Fuck it, one up KO_PE even more and sell a miniature metal wheelchair as an add-on, and send the profit to a nonprofit dedicated to wheelchair users.
 
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Burnt Effigy said:
Fuck it, one up KO_PE even more and sell a miniature metal wheelchair as an add-on, and send the profit to a nonprofit dedicated to wheelchair users.
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No lie, if they could actually get something like that and support a wheelchair charity that, I dunno, gives wheelchairs to children in a 3rd world country or something I'd be on that so fast.
KO_PE would be mogged on and a good cause would see support.
 
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Sunflower Samurai said:
Wani haters thinking the wheelchair is an integral part of her character is a pretty funny meta own if you think about it, considering some of the core conflicts of the VN
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I haven't played Wani yet but I'm 90% certain that these conflicts you allude to is Olivia hating her handicap, which is understandable but these retards(literally just one person) screeched when Spiritfarer had a spirit dealing with the grief of losing his bodily functions in life and finding freedom in the afterlife because he wasn't wheelchairbound anymore.
The fact that handicaps are celebrated and preferred when it comes to storytelling because how dare fictional characters experience feelings that other handicapped people in real life have gone through. Because Olivia is meant to be happy and cheery as a cripple, that her life is BETTER as a cripple.

Same reason why GVH fans were so up in arms over the detrans story Lucy goes through in Snoot, detrans stories in real life show that maybe just maybe it's mental illness or a cry for help when someone transitions and we can't have dissenting opinions in tranny land.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
I haven't played Wani yet but I'm 90% certain that these conflicts you allude to is Olivia hating her handicap, which is understandable but these retards(literally just one person) screeched when Spiritfarer had a spirit dealing with the grief of losing his bodily functions in life and finding freedom in the afterlife because he wasn't wheelchairbound anymore.
The fact that handicaps are celebrated and preferred when it comes to storytelling because how dare fictional characters experience feelings that other handicapped people in real life have gone through. Because Olivia is meant to be happy and cheery as a cripple, that her life is BETTER as a cripple.

Same reason why GVH fans were so up in arms over the detrans story Lucy goes through in Snoot, detrans stories in real life show that maybe just maybe it's mental illness or a cry for help when someone transitions and we can't have dissenting opinions in tranny land.
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Indeed, one of the core conflicts on Olivia perusing art or not is the possibility that people only care about her work because of what she is afflicted with

Two of the bad endings rely on Inco being more adamant on using her as a stunning and brave example while her own spark of creation dies out in a whimper, and it either ends up with her being super crippled due to Inco's fault or her accepting a scholarship meant for disability and she ends up spending her life with Inco coasting by subsisting on puff pieces about how stunning and brave she is for being a cripple
 
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Caligura said:
At this point I wonder who has the higher budget, "KO-OP" or Cavemanon?
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One is a bunch of 4chan /b/tards (or whatever board spawned cavemanon) funded entirely by donations, game sales (of wani, so you can't count that in the wani budget) , and merch.

The other one has past sales, contracts, investors, and gets government grants. Large ones. 1,224,632 CAD ones (specifically for gvh)
 
Sunflower Samurai said:
Wani haters thinking the wheelchair is an integral part of her character is a pretty funny meta own if you think about it, considering some of the core conflicts of the VN
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Because they haven't played the game. She opens up under the rain about how she hates being paraplegic. These people fetishizing her being handicapped rather than seeing person behind handicap. It's indeed the same thing with why they hate Lucy for stopping being nonbinary.
 
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Sunflower Samurai said:
Wani haters thinking the wheelchair is an integral part of her character is a pretty funny meta own if you think about it, considering some of the core conflicts of the VN
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Actually pretty funny and completely on-the-nose about how they define characters by their boxes. "Would you have your legs back as if by magic if you co-" "yes", "OMG YOU'RE INVALIDATING YOUR INVALIDATION AND INVALIDATIONPHOBIC!!!!"
 
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PetiteFeet said:
Same reason why GVH fans were so up in arms over the detrans story Lucy goes through in Snoot, detrans stories in real life show that maybe just maybe it's mental illness or a cry for help when someone transitions and we can't have dissenting opinions in tranny land.
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An thats even more fucked up, because Fang isnt even trans in Snoot, like nonbinary does overlap with trans stuff, but its very rare and fact Twitter assholes make it how if yer nonbinary and that instantly means trans, is a VERY fucked up thing. Combined that they ignore a simple fact, that yes sadly there are people who will manipulate ya for their own reasons. Be it agendas or because they're dicks who like sense of control.
 
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