Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Meat Target]

I'll believe the computer crime charges when I see it here.

 

[LiquidKid]

Russel Greer is a better lawyer than Nick.

This was about Ralph though

 

[WelperHelper99]

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It was held off the record, nothing said in that room will be published.

The only thing that will be filed is the obligatory notice of the upcoming hearing.
We will get no information whatsoever.

Give it a second. Nick hasn't gotten high and drunk yet today. He'll spill the spaghetti, just wait.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

You know they really don't sell the "Nick has definitely broken up with April" when she's his shadow at every court proceeding he has.

Fucking Nick standing there grinning at her and hugging her while his wife's insides churn. Nasty fuck of a man.

Divorce rape doesn't exist, but I would love that for him.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'll believe the computer crime charges when I see it here.

Aaron has mentioned he submitted something related to Nicks to the cops and the cops said it proves something beyond a reasonable doubt

 

[Oxyjen]

The guy was coerced into a confession by an El Paso detective for a crime he didn't commit. So basically you are tarnishing your name while you think you did nothing wrong, that's a terrible example, this person fought it for 20 years and he ended up winning. Fuck you this cope doesn't work

You don’t even need such an extreme example - any wage slave who’s in the wrong place at the wrong time and gets lifted for something they didn’t do is liable to be thrown in jail with a bail that they can’t afford, and have to plead guilty to be let out. Not everyone has Nick’s wealth to play the system.

Nick might be a retarded queer who can't stop thinking about gay sex with Aaron Imholte, but even he realizes that snitching on his dealer would be a strategic miscalculation.

Is “being beaten to within an inch of his life by pipe-hitting Somalian drug dealers” on our 2025 cards at all?

The more I think about it, the more Ethan Ralph's letter tickles me so much. He can leave his cats to fly to your state to sit in on his friend's court proceeding and commit crimes, and he can leave his cats to fly to California to spend time with his son, but he cannot leave his cats to fly to Minnesota again for his own court proceedings.

It's really fucking funny.

I’m sure the judge will appreciate the uniqueness of his situation.

 

[Meat Target]

Aaron has mentioned he submitted something related to Nicks to the cops and the cops said it proves something beyond a reasonable doubt

Not sure if you're memeing, but that's not what they need. All they need is probable cause for a search warrant. Which I hope they do get.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Fucking Nick standing there grinning at her and hugging her while his wife's insides churn. Nasty fuck of a man.

Divorce rape doesn't exist, but I would love that for him.

When you look at his marriage from start to (the impending) finish, it honestly is repulsive regardless of how shitty a mother Kayla is. Nick basically chased and begged her to get with him in college, when he was desperate and couldn't do any better. He impregnated her repeatedly including multiple miscarriages that I'm sure were traumatic. Now he doesn't want her or the kids. He is worse than a teen boy. At the end of the day Kayla got the shortest end of the stick and I would be looking to leave ASAP sheerly to get away from Nick and April who can't shut the fuck up on Twitter and are both actively maligning her there as well.

 

[Ah ha']

You guys maybe we have it all wrong and this truly is an underdog story.

So tell me Kiwis, with everything we know and trusting that Nick isnt a liar like he said he is, and he’s just a victim of circumstances. What do you think the real story is in full?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

You guys maybe we have it all wrong and this truly is an underdog story.

So tell me Kiwis, with everything we know and trusting that Nick isnt a liar like he said he is, and he’s just a victim of circumstances. What do you think the real story is in full?

The real story is that Nick cheated on Kayla and/or vice versa and it caused their marriage to collapse despite attempts to make it work. Everyone started doing drugs and things just got worse.

 

[Vibralldo]

Not sure if you're memeing, but that's not what they need. All they need is probable cause for a search warrant. Which I hope they do get.

I don't remember exactly what he said, it was something like "it's airtight" or something

It's Aaron so who knows

 

[HackerX]

Fucking Nick standing there grinning at her and hugging her while his wife's insides churn. Nasty fuck of a man.

Divorce rape doesn't exist, but I would love that for him.

Eh, don't feel too bad. She'll get some black bulls to churn them the other way.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Aaron has mentioned he submitted something related to Nicks to the cops and the cops said it proves something beyond a reasonable doubt

Yeah, because nobody involved in this fiasco has lied or exaggerated before.

I will believe it when charges are filed.

 

[RussianParasite]

You fools. This entire maneuver by Nick was to ensure he threepeats LOTY in 2025. He got last year, is highly likely to do it this year, and his trial where he calls the jury and judge a bunch of incel nerds and wishes them a billion dollars will win it for him next year (once he goes to jail for witness tampering).

We’ve all been played.

ETA: I demand an immediate closure of the Julays until we can figure out what the HELL is going on.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Because Balldo isn't in complete control of everything. Despite his obvious influence in this goofy filing, he is not personally in control of everything, as much as he wants everyone to believe that.

He gets increasingly angry when his lack of absolute control gets revealed.

or aroused

 

[KittyLoaf]

I had a thought, since the Divorce Arc is brewing. How does child neglect charges tip the scales?

If one or the other manages to get those charges dismissed...

 

[AnOminous]

You fools. This entire maneuver by Nick was to ensure he threepeats LOTY in 2025. He got last year, is highly likely to do it this year, and his trial where he calls the jury and judge a bunch of incel nerds and wishes them a billion dollars will win it for him next year (once he goes to jail for witness tampering).

We’ve all been played.

He's going to rename his channel from RekietaLaw to RekietaLOLCOW with the triple crown of scoring three consecutive JULAAAAAAYS in a row.

"This has always been a lolcow channel" [snorts a line as he nasally whines] "it's so weird you don't get this."

[SIX FIGURES IN SUPERCHATS COME IN INSTANTLY AND NICK HAS TO SPEND 72 HOURS STRAIGHT EULOGIZING PEOPLE'S DEAD GERBILS.]

 

[Vibralldo]

He's going to rename his channel from RekietaLaw to RekietaLOLCOW with the triple crown of scoring three consecutive JULAAAAAAYS in a row.

"This has always been a lolcow channel" [snorts a line as he nasally whines] "it's so weird you don't get this."

[SIX FIGURES IN SUPERCHATS COME IN INSTANTLY AND NICK HAS TO SPEND 72 HOURS STRAIGHT EULOGIZING PEOPLE'S DEAD GERBILS.]

Nick is gonna fuck his mom
Just you wait

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Been busy at work and catching up via highlights, so apologies if this was asked and answered. If Nick was actually going to plea out, why would Kayla have filed such a strange document just before anything happened? It doesn't make much sense, to me at least, to say he had something else on his nose and that all he does is performance art if Nick's going to turn around and just plea guilty.

There's no deal until there's a deal.

And they are separate cases. Kayla has to do her best on her case.

Not contesting the warrant/mounting a defense would be needlessly giving away a) a very, very slim chance of prevailing or getting some good language in a decision, and b) getting another opportunity to sully Aaron's and others' names on public record.

It also sets up potential negotiation theories for her deal even if the motion is denied: her second charge relates to neglect of the kids. If the reporter (I found the references to "informant" to be distasteful and disingenuous) isnt reliable (he is), then that's a potential argument against a charge that she neglected them, depending on the exact facts the prosecutor is looking at as amounting to neglect. It's all a loser, but the point of a plea is avoiding having to go through a trial, so it doesn't hurt to scatter some seeds in advance.

Also may explain why no final deal with Nick today. If Kayla's motion somehow managed to turn the world upside down and succeed, Nick's negotiation position is also improved, so kicking his stuff out a month allows time for the Court to rule on Kayla's motion, whereas he's already lost his challenge of the warrant so no downside potential on that.

Also goddamn of course nothing happens, it always seems to just be kicking the can further down the road with these lolsuits.

Stuff happened, just not visibly. But the Nose thinks it was great.

Eh, don't feel too bad. She'll get some black bulls to churn them the other way.

Better that than her flaccid husband poking her with the balldo.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

He's going to rename his channel from RekietaLaw to RekietaLOLCOW with the triple crown of scoring three consecutive JULAAAAAAYS in a row.

"This has always been a lolcow channel" [snorts a line as he nasally whines] "it's so weird you don't get this."

[SIX FIGURES IN SUPERCHATS COME IN INSTANTLY AND NICK HAS TO SPEND 72 HOURS STRAIGHT EULOGIZING PEOPLE'S DEAD GERBILS.]

RekietaLs would be sufficient