Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

[Galeocerdo]

Stabbings nowhere near that amount and will, most likely, never be

If Stabby boy ended up in Jail too I fully, 100%, imagine he would make a good shot at trying to beat it even if he wasn't intending to. Right now he is throwing out crazy lawsuits on a scale whilst doing his shitty youtube shorts/shitty youtube videos and playing video games. But imagine if this fat retard was stuck in a jail cell with nothing to do but write letters, go to the library to read lawbooks and probably a bunch of inmates egging him on to do it for their own entertainment, I could see him going for it if he had absolutely nothing else going on in his life. Also given it's Acer, he'd absolutely be doing it to everyone and anyone he could remotely consider is part of the case against him which saw him in a cell, he would absolutely be trying to sue anyone and everyone right down to the janitor who cleaned the courthouse that morning.
It all comes down to if he ever gets to a point where his ONLY activity is to write up lawsuits tl;dr

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If Stabby boy ended up in Jail too I fully, 100%, imagine he would make a good shot at trying to beat it even if he wasn't intending to. Right now he is throwing out crazy lawsuits on a scale whilst doing his shitty youtube shorts/shitty youtube videos and playing video games. But imagine if this fat retard was stuck in a jail cell with nothing to do but write letters, go to the library to read lawbooks and probably a bunch of inmates egging him on to do it for their own entertainment, I could see him going for it if he had absolutely nothing else going on in his life. Also given it's Acer, he'd absolutely be doing it to everyone and anyone he could remotely consider is part of the case against him which saw him in a cell, he would absolutely be trying to sue anyone and everyone right down to the janitor who cleaned the courthouse that morning.
It all comes down to if he ever gets to a point where his ONLY activity is to write up lawsuits tl;dr

Bold of you to assume Stebbins would not be stabbed within a week of being in jail considering the way he deals with people

 

[CabbageTheSnackThatSlaps]

Bold of you to assume Stebbins would not be stabbed within a week of being in jail considering the way he deals with people

Bold of you to assume that Stabbins would be stabbed. He's gotten away with dry humping his cellmate.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

You guys know that Stabby's been in jail already right?

It was for stabbing his father in the face because the interwebz were to slow that night. He spent 4 months if I remember correctly waiting for his trial as no one would bail him out..cuz you know he's pissed of every single person, family or not, he's ever encountered.

And of course he sued. He sued the jail, the state, the warden and of course the guards. All got tossed of course but that won't slow down our assburger in chief he will file lolsuits until his very last breath.

 

[TooManyKittens]

Man, im not advocating for it, but it surely shocks me how people forced to interact with stabbins irl has not yet landed him a heap of trouble or lead from someone.

I can only imagine how he behaves to the poor grocery store clerk where he buys hotdogs or any human who he has to interact with at all. or some random local color who looks at him the wrong way.

Cows are cockroaches i guess.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Man, im not advocating for it, but it surely shocks me how people forced to interact with stabbins irl has not yet landed him a heap of trouble or lead from someone.

I can only imagine how he behaves to the poor grocery store clerk where he buys hotdogs or any human who he has to interact with at all. or some random local color who looks at him the wrong way.

Cows are cockroaches i guess.

If you look over Stabby's history you'll notice that there are only 2 ways he gets violent

1. If he's safely behind his computer screen.
2. If the person he's angry at is smaller/weaker then him.

Anytime Stabby's actually hurt someone or threaten too when in their presence it's either been his elderly father/mother who he can easily physically overpower or another female of smaller statue then him. Anytime he's come up against cops or security or another male he just mutters threats under his breath then goes home to write up his revenge lolsuit. Take for example his tantrum in the schools dean's office he was all threatening and aggressive right up until the second the "big ass security dude came in" then he backed down and become silent for a few moments before muttering "something rude under his breath and the rapidly leaving the office".

Stabby's just another bully. He's all gung-ho when the person he's angry with is smaller then him but he knows he's a fat sack of weak ass shit and will quickly back down when he's in actual danger of getting his ass kicked. I kinda disagree with his IED diagnosis as if he really had IED he would have keep on ranting and raving even with the security dude in the room. The very fact he can control himself when bigger, stronger people are around tells me that his tantrums are just that...a spoiled baby acting out but careful to not actually get into a fight. A person with actual IED cannot control their anger and will get aggressive regardless of who or what is in the room, that the point it's uncontrollable anger, not mostly controllable anger. People with real IED do tend to have a shortened life expectancy for obvious reasons. Stabby just fumes in his head, mutters under his breath, then runs off to his hovel to rant and sequel and gobble to himself in perfect safety.

That don't sound like someone who can't control themselves to me. That sounds like a fat little bitch who loves to pick on people who are smaller then him. He should be diagnosed with FOSD or Fat Sack of Shit Disorder.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

 

[TurboNAS]

Good response from Zell. Haha it’s an endless crap flinging competition between these two.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Good response from Zell.

It would have been a good response, if the man justified his text. Like, come on, make it look all nice and stuff. Other than that, it was okay.

 

[Mind Goblins]

Zell forgot to ask for such other and further relief as the court may deem just and proper. Always gotta ask for such other and further relief as the court may deem just and proper.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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[MongolianMongoose]

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Stebbins v. Jones Docket 109
Acerthorn says the non-existent fees he coerced Jones into paying with legal threats should not be refunded. It's Jones' fault for believing him.


Alleges Jones committed fraud against Paypal. Since Jones was "sabotaging Acerthorn's business" he should pay commercial transaction fees.


Boasts that the Court can't force him to accept certain types of transaction. Last paragraph is insane. He says he can force Jones to deliver cash to his doorstep if he wants.


Conclusion

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Mr Stabby never fails to disappoint, this response is a whole new level of stupid.

And it's awesome, I love me some Stabby filings.

BTW Stabby the "legal tender" law your quoting don't work that way. It in no way allows you to stipulate that Jones must personally hand over cash to you.

 

[ADN_VIII]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't courts have the power to specify how payments are made from one party to another if a mutually agreeable method can't be settled upon?

 

[The Un-Clit]

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This has to be one of the most insane responses i've ever read. Holy shit Stebbins is just a whole new order of spiteful, hateful selfish bastard. I don't know what it is that makes someone think this way, and then think that they can convince others with a normal brain to think this way, or at least go along with it via legal arguments.

He and Andy Ditch are two birds of a feather. If Andy was a little bit less lazy and more inclined to go through with his lawsuit threats, I've no doubt his filings would look a lot like Stebbins' except would contain the words 'abusing me' a minimum of 3 times per paragraph.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Imagine the judges face when he reads this shit like this and see's all the pre-emptive "Even if" replies. Stabbys analogies are outright bizarre too.

 

[CabbageTheSnackThatSlaps]

Something that Zell has pointed out to me.
There are two lolcows that are heavily interested in his settlement, but only one of them is helpful. Do lolcows clamber to other lolcows when legal stuff is involved? Is there a secret lolcow network?

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Something that Zell has pointed out to me.
There are two lolcows that are heavily interested in his settlement, but only one of them is helpful. Do lolcows clamber to other lolcows when legal stuff is involved? Is there a secret lolcow network?

Whose the 2nd cow?

 

[CabbageTheSnackThatSlaps]

Whose the 2nd cow?

This is the 2nd cow.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

This is the 2nd cow.

bonus! another pro se litigant.

oh Hell yes a legalcow double team. Hopefully these too keep feeding each other insane ideas and take the legal insanity to the next level.

wait..is Mr Stabby a closet furry?