Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Jizzrag]

Really, she’s always wanted a wreath wall? What a nonsensical thing to lie about.
If the idea was to have a wreath wall then the wall should be filled wreaths. Stupid idea, trash result.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

Anna wishes she was as wholesome and had as much to offer as those gay guys. Talk about real disability awareness and positivity.

Ilona aka Chikara Transformations is pregnant btw. I knew it as soon as she talked about going totally natty, even stopping the low-dose HGH (the thing lots of celebrities take to have good skin, hair, and bodies), switching from body building to power lifting training, and then she flashed her blood test results to prove she's healthy. Best Anna/fatcow reactor by far IMO and I always like her very genuine and unfiltered reactions to how fat Anna has gotten lol. She's not so decensitized like Americans usually are.

Congrats Ilona!

She read through Anna's sheep herder story and brought up a point I hadn't seen mentioned yet- in those parts of the country it would be seen pretty poorly for a man to be giving a random woman gifts and buying her things when they aren't married or formally dating. The culture is conservative and a rural sheep herder is highly likely to be doubly conservative, religious, and definitely not speak any English.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I rarely watch Ilona but sincerely hope she had an easy pregnancy and a wonderful baby at the end of it.

 

[Clotso Coof]

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Note the #chronicillness hashtag. Munchie arc 2025 countdown. Has she said which autoimmune condition she supposedly has?

Anna is clearly uncomfortable being in someone else’s video.

Gigantic asshole is also gigantic hypocrite. Shocking.

After Anna posing in a bikini in a fancy hotel lobby (the Bellagio IIRC), she'd better offer to be in every public video/photo anyone around her wants to take.

Stupid idea, trash result.

My local Salvation Army charity thrift store has a sad wall with donated "art" propped up against it. It's all trash quality and the stuff sits there for months unsold. Anna's "wreath wall" has the same energy.

 

[#Ripley #]

Like most of her products/creations/life: completely devoid of soul, personality or beauty.. A sad shitty "wreath wall".

 

[Even more 8008135]

Cropped the video to focus on Anna in all her fat, awkward, creeper glory.

 

[pippeyyy]

Cropped the video to focus on Anna in all her fat, awkward, creeper glory.

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Every single time we see candid footage from an event she goes to she is ALWAYS ALWAYS alone. No one ever tries to go near her. She just does this bizarre behavior.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It’s the look on her face that always gets me when she’s not expecting to be filmed.

No happy, happy, carefree joy joy. Rather she’s stone faced or scowling and can’t ever hide the fact that she’s caught off guard with zero control.

 

[ChantalsTaintBalls]

Look how far her feet point outwards when standing there!

 

[Jizzrag]

I decided to check out the TikTok comments. Lots of people commented on ‘the staring woman in the back’, but they weren’t really entertaining beyond that.

Spoiler: Comments

 

[Trombonista]

I don't think lip eczema works that way.

 

[Barbarella]

Am I wrong or was that a Starbucks event? I seem to recall her wearing that outfit when she made her own Starbucks video, maybe the one with the white shoe off? (She could have warn that more than once but it seems coincidental to me. )

If so, seems like lots of influencers get this Starbucks contract.

 

[-Jack-]

Yeah Barb, it was at the Starbucks event, which to me, sounds like hell. 100s of content creators just shouting, recording videos, and e-begging for attention-though I don't want to believe any one of them is worse than Anna. It's always such a treat, but surreal to watch Anna caught off-guard in public, It's like when she doesn't have complete control of the camera or narrative she suddenly freezes and has no idea how to act. In some ways, it's quite unnerving because it shows how quickly she switches on and off her "persona".

 

[pippeyyy]

Am I wrong or was that a Starbucks event? I seem to recall her wearing that outfit when she made her own Starbucks video, maybe the one with the white shoe off? (She could have warn that more than once but it seems coincidental to me. )

If so, seems like lots of influencers get this Starbucks contract.

They do. Anna is not the least bit special and she's the worst at promoting it than anyone else I've seen. Most non controversial influencers have the contract. It seems like Starbucks took a page from Better Help and just offered it to a bunch of people. And if someone who doesn't follow or give a shit about Starbucks sees it everywhere, it's bad.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Someone on Reddit posted a link to a TikTok where Anna randomly appeared. It was from when she did an ad for Starbucks a few weeks ago.

Those two guys are pretty popular and they also do youtube shorts. She might have recognized them.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Constellationzero]

Two Cryptids: Sally Shine and Big Cherry. Who's the smelliest ogre? YOU DECIDE!

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Assuming this is another jaunt to Dr. Derpst's Space Cadet Ride to "mark the progress" of healing Anna's bahdy.
8 hours stuck in a car with Anna is a punishment that not even the worst serial killers should have to endure. You know it'll be more like 10 hours with pit stops and gorging on Mexican fatbomb hotdogs. I feel like Jon is even more mentally ill than Anna--if that's even humanly possible. You'd have to be insane to put up with her.
Also, the video of her gawking at the SB blind guy taste test is a glimpse into what an uncouth sped she truly is. Stare much, idiot? And, as a fellow creator, you'd think she'd know to step out of someone else's shot. But then, I remembered that she's not an actual creator. She's just an obnoxious, loud, attention-seeking, grifting shill. Loved the side view of the gunt tho. It's almost the same size as her ass. If you took a full side view of her and spun her head the other way, you'd be hard pressed to tell which was gunt and which was ass.

 

[brooky]

And, as a fellow creator, you'd think she'd know to step out of someone else's shot.

The most natural and least intrusive thing would be to just walk past in the background without stopping or slowing or gawking.

Or it would be if you weren't the size of a house. She backed up awkwardly like that because she didn't want to be caught on a camera she doesn't control.

And that's okay! I don't like being caught in people's videos, either. But I don't make a career of being loudly fat and attention seeking and pretending to love how fucking gargantuan I am.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Assuming this is another jaunt to Dr. Derpst's Space Cadet Ride to "mark the progress" of healing Anna's bahdy.
8 hours stuck in a car with Anna is a punishment that not even the worst serial killers should have to endure. You know it'll be more like 10 hours with pit stops and gorging on Mexican fatbomb hotdogs. I feel like Jon is even more mentally ill than Anna--if that's even humanly possible. You'd have to be insane to put up with her.
Also, the video of her gawking at the SB blind guy taste test is a glimpse into what an uncouth sped she truly is. Stare much, idiot? And, as a fellow creator, you'd think she'd know to step out of someone else's shot. But then, I remembered that she's not an actual creator. She's just an obnoxious, loud, attention-seeking, grifting shill. Loved the side view of the gunt tho. It's almost the same size as her ass. If you took a full side view of her and spun her head the other way, you'd be hard pressed to tell which was gunt and which was ass.

8 hours of driving from Austin gets you to Las Cruces, NM where bff Tracey lives. That’s all she’s doing.