Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

I give it until one DoorDash order decides to be cute.

 

[funscape]

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I call it The Last Food Hack.

"One of you will betray me, doodt."

I tried to expand the cast of Cobra's apostles and truly deliver our Dark Lord's Last Supper. RIP Homeboy Scotty, peace be upon him.

 

[Molly Millions]

I'm betting he destroys his phone over Christmas and then destroys it again on valentines

 

[Devious Dave]

I was almost tempted to try a bud light peach because of cobra

 

[semitooth]

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

When you hallucinate women 10 times out of your league commenting on your smell, you don't even have to get laid to know that tactical soap works, buy some for your dad for Christmas!

Josh getting triggered by jiggaboo negresses barfing ebonics on some gay youtube slop video is pretty kino ngl.

 

[pippy]

Why doesn't he just cast a protection spell on his phone?

 

[Fortyone]

Why doesn't he just cast a protection spell on his phone?

Because he casts equally powerful destruction spells on his phone whenever it starts acting cute or going against the grain

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Because he casts equally powerful destruction spells on his phone whenever it starts acting cute or going against the grain

His destruction spells are far more powerful because they channel his rage against the troles at inanimate objects like his phone.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Why doesn't he just cast a protection spell on his phone?

Why doesn't Clint put Josh's phone in a group home?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I was almost tempted to try a bud light peach because of cobra

I tried it for that reason, it's not my thing to say the least.

 

[Spudnik]

He looks like a retarded homeless Chinaman

In feudal Casper Wyoming, roving bandit gangs TROLES keep acting cute, subjugating the populace, and stealing their Millet foodhacks. Finally fucking sick of it, a Sexy goth badboy rises up....
Akira Kurosawa presents - Seven-layer samurai

 

[funscape]

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In feudal Casper Wyoming, roving bandit gangs TROLES keep acting cute, subjugating the populace, and stealing their Millet foodhacks. Finally fucking sick of it, a Sexy goth badboy rises up....
Akira Kurosawa presents - Seven-layer samurai
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I had the homeless guy from Train to Busan in mind but this is even better

 

[PetiteFeet]

I had the homeless guy from Train to Busan in mind but this is even better
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Too much hair, TWU.

 

[Molly Millions]

Bog Brain had some more Arby's delivered

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Bog Brain had some more Arby's delivered

Must be missing NAL

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

I tried it for that reason, it's not my thing to say the least.

I made pizza one time with ungodly amount of meat and cheese on it, then i crushed a half bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos on top, purely inspired by Cobes. 6/5 seriously unhealthy dankness toobz.

 

[funscape]

Bog Brain had some more Arby's delivered

Could this be a new angle of the trailer?

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

Bog Brain had some more Arby's delivered

I take it the "put twenty minutes of royalty-free music over the video" was just a one and done attempt at some new Ava Grande work.

 

[Ponzo]

Bog Brain had some more Arby's delivered

He is looking extra retarded as of late