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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.7%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 183 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,042
The Alex Stein and Burt dynamic is genuinely one of the few good things that have came out of the recent events of Fish Tank. Shows Burt's personality a lot better and he's actually relatively articulate comparative to the manic sperging he's been doing for the entire season. Burt is the gift that keeps on giving, truly.
i think alex stein is one of the least funny people alive but his stint in season 3 is the most enjoyable he’s ever been for me.

Yes I hate Burt because I'm racist. But him being a degenerate makes him easy to hate.
being so smoked from online identity politics that you can’t enjoy schizo kino. sad.
 
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The Alex Stein and Burt dynamic is genuinely one of the few good things that have came out of the recent events of Fish Tank. Shows Burt's personality a lot better and he's actually relatively articulate comparative to the manic sperging he's been doing for the entire season. Burt is the gift that keeps on giving, truly.
or burt is the splrut that keeps on goonin
 
famous house thinks sicilians were conquered by blacks? nvm he is now black hebrew israelite pilling burt.
 
famous house thinks sicilians were conquered by blacks? nvm he is now black hebrew israelite pilling burt.
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He's a fuggin mulignan! Fuggetaboutit!
 
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The Alex Stein and Burt dynamic is genuinely one of the few good things that have came out of the recent events of Fish Tank. Shows Burt's personality a lot better and he's actually relatively articulate comparative to the manic sperging he's been doing for the entire season. Burt is the gift that keeps on giving, truly.
I can't get enough of Alex trying to wrap his head around Burt's degeneracy; his constant faux-concern about Mpox is killing me.
 
I think I would be happy with a 3 way tie between Luke, Burt and Jobe
It's amazing Burt is still there tbh, but I see that he's the biggest cash cow being a schizo that responds to every tts. Jobe has never been in the running to win anything and is already get paid handsomely to be there and likely has some fish bucks stacked up.
Production really fucked Luke over the first time around and I would love to see him get his full redemption arc.
Binx is only liked because she's a girl and knows the memes. I still don't believe she didn't know who Sam Hyde was beforehand.
I forgot Payton was on the show more times than I can count. Her nontent hiding in plain sight strategy has gotten her this far because everyone forgets that she's there so she rarely gets fucked with.
Tldr give it to Luke. Fuck these faggots dykes and hoes.
 
Not mentionned ITT but turbo found the stickermule fishtank poster and showed it to everyone last night, said she heard of it before. ASF said it was a rap album, to which she objected but everybody had moved on already.

She brought it up again later to binx and payton, she believes that’s the show they’re on (pretty easy to deduce, she’s met Jet in shark suit already). They were interrupted by Tony coming in to apologize for being a retard, but it’ll surely come up again.
 
Wasn't around when people shared some clips, here's some season 1 stuff.

Early fan edit, during happy times.


Fan edit with clips from full season


Viking CBD Ad


Short Hits and Slips compilation


Jon squatting and reading the Bible to Fatty


Fatty banshee screaming at Letty


Jon being startled awake by SFX


Shoutout Joshua Connor Moon
 
Diamond is trying to gaslight Burt into thinking that he talked to Donald Trump on phone. Burt demands actual proof that he talked to real Donald.

Edit: Success for Diamond, Burt is apologizing to Trump for not believing him.
 
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The Alex Stein and Burt dynamic is genuinely one of the few good things that have came out of the recent events of Fish Tank. Shows Burt's personality a lot better and he's actually relatively articulate comparative to the manic sperging he's been doing for the entire season. Burt is the gift that keeps on giving, truly.
Alex checking Burt's teeth like a slave at auction will be an all time fishtank clip lmao

 
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I'm not entirely sure what's been going on, but Alex told Burt that he's been going viral on twitter for pissing off Donald Trump, and then Kamala Harris. TTS has now been telling Burt that Ted Cruz may intervene with Fishtank's "broadcast license" as a result of Trump's tweet about Burt. Binx is telling him that if the show goes bankrupt from getting pulled as a result of this, then they won't get paid.
Edit: He appears to be under the impression he was forced to speak to Donald Trump on the phone, and Donald Trump has been tweeting that Burt is disrespectful, didn't support America, that Burt should be deported to Ghana and that Burt declared war on Iraq.
 
Some unstructured notes about Andrea's Talent Management, the talent agency hosting Burt's demo tape:
Their Youtube Channel averages probably around 100 views per video, and Burt's demo tape has easily more views than all of the other videos combined. The channel's name is missing the apostrophe in the "Andrea's", and the channel includes an eight-minute-long video of text-to-speech over stock footage about why you "need" a talent agency.

Their website has a lot of generic spam, and does not appear to feature Burt anywhere at the moment. (It also uses old-school mailto links, so their talents' email inboxes definitely get flooded with spam.) It also has random advertising links in the middle of their talents' biographies on the site. I would guess that it's an abandoned Wordpress blog that got hacked at some point. Both the website and Youtube channel look extremely low-effort.

The one recognizable name on the site is buried in the "celebrities" section, and it's Mike Jones, who was a popular rapper about 20 years ago. After some quick googling, it's apparent that Mike Jones owns his own talent agency, and I haven't been able to find any reference to Andrea's Talent Management in anything about him.

I would have assumed that "Andrea's Talent Management" was a bot fabrication, but there does appear to be a real "Andrea" who appears in many of the Youtube videos. She gives the usual "gotta spend money to make money" and "climbing the ladder" bullshit, and is sure to set expectations low. I suspect this is a side thing for her like a housewife realtor. It's all very low effort, and I'd be interested if anyone can figure out how Burt even found this "agency".

The Youtube channel features a lot of hypersexual black women. The below video is the only other studio-recorded demo on the channel, and has fewer views than the performer's own Youtube videos. Personally, I would guess Andrea gets her clients by meeting in person, but considering the whole Mike Jones thing, I suspect she fakes clients. I imagine someone knowledgable about the industry could shed more light on this than I could.
 
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