Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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King Kiwi said:
PROOF people.

Half-ass speculation is one thing, outrageous lies based on hypothetical ambiguity and people fueling the fire are another.

We need evidence, irregardless of how much attention people want.
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I don't know. If there's anything I've learned, you should expect the wildest out of the world shit with Chris.
 
Do note that he cleverly manages not to reveal a single thing about flutter, even referencing her indirectly
Very unlike him. Either he's changed a lot since going to jail, or it was written for him

Even with the incest saga, he accidently revealed a LOT of details that gave away it was Barb. Or atleast, he just gave a lot of details to begin with.
This time he doesn't even directly reference her.
 
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AngelicPanzer said:
nope
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I know if this news was even 1 percent chance of being true everyone would go crazy but with Chris's track record this has as much evidence of being true as him hallucination the dimensional merge being true. Who knows what this tubby MF says and why.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
That's good and all, but that doesn't explain why someone would ask such a question in the first place.
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Like that's a very specific question that has no other meaning to it other than "When are you going to announce the pregnancy?" whether it's with Flutter or some surrogate.
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It was a ween with a leading question. A majority of the comments sent in to Chris's streams are weenish garbage.
 
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Fortyone said:
Not just that but if it's male Chris will troon it out At a very young age (maybe 2 or 3) and claim he can communicate with the non-verbal baby psychically.
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Realistically, if Chris Chan were to somehow end up in a position where he is taking care of a baby, that baby would not still be in his care by the time it was 2 or 3. Even normal adults find it hard to take care of a baby. Chris would be utterly hopeless, even if we assumed the mum is living with him. If he's on his own... my goodness, imagining what might happen in that scenario is genuinely making me shudder. Unless CPS got involved very quickly it would probably end in tragedy.
 
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Grog said:
Lolcow DEFCON level has suddenly been lowered from 2 to 4 (not 5 because Chris is still close to a female).
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No no, DEFCON 3 because it’s still likely that he is dating her even if she is not pregnant.
 
Beautiful Border said:
Realistically, if Chris Chan were to somehow end up in a position where he is taking care of a baby, that baby would not still be in his care by the time it was 2 or 3. Even normal adults find it hard to take care of a baby. Chris would be utterly hopeless, even if we assumed the mum is living with him. If he's on his own... my goodness, imagining what might happen in that scenario is genuinely making me shudder. Unless CPS got involved very quickly it would probably end in tragedy.
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White trash and niggers get away with doing a horrible job raising their baby and CPS doesn't do shit. They prob would do jack shit in this situation too unless they got enough reports to force them to look into it.

And even so, knowing Chris, he'd probably get off scott-free like he always does.
 
so are you guys gonna unban the guy who said chris and flutter might have something going on yet? i reckon he deserves it

nothing to do with the fact that he's been stood outside my bedroom window for the past two days

The Grimace said:
White trash and niggers get away with doing a horrible job raising their baby and CPS doesn't do shit.
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the sooner you guys realize gov, and every institution under them, cares first and foremost about control, the better
CPS never gave a fuck about child welfare, they just want access to kids' minds, they'd happily nab any child who's parents oppose modern education and indoctrination and if they just so happen to also grab a few kids whos' parents smoke crack and start throwing their kids around like bowling balls, that's entirely coincidental
the reason why they don't care about niggers and white niggers is because they can't be re-educated, and will probably make them a pretty penny in other industries like the medical field or prison complex

it has never been about helping kids, that's just a front and an opportunistic result
 
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