Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

The rogues are safe... for the moment.

 

[JoeHallenbeck]

Too bad. I really wanted to see what kind of creature Chris would create with that Finnish pygmy.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

 

[Fapcop]

Also: Why is this chick scamming shekels off Chris, when she could earn really big bucks as legal pedo bait on OF.

She literally looks like she’s twelve, there’s no way there isn’t a huge coomer market for that. And surely earning 5 figures a month selling dildo pics to degens is better than scamming a few thousand bucks off Chris and have his grubby paws all over you.

Nah, I refuse to believe that there is any real attraction.

 

[Saint Agustin]

Chris just posted the pregnancy isn’t true

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The universe is safe.

 

[Quijibo69]

No tard babies for anyone.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

I am both relieved that a child won't have to suffer under the thumb of Chris and sad that something as lulzy as Chris Chan being a dad isn't true.

But hey, at least the world isn't as dark now.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

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archive your shit

He's lying like with the taint cutting. Crystal is real and on her way.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Okay so she's not pregnant yet. Are they trying to though?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Sad. I wanted to see if someone could be born so autistic that they would have to come up with a new spectrum.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Chris just posted the pregnancy isn’t true

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> States something in a very literal manner.
> "That was hypothetical, I'm surprised you people don't understand that!"

I know he didn't actually mean it hypothetically, but the pure irony here that he's pulling an UNO reverse card regarding autistic interactions: The autist was being hypothetical and the normies took it too literally. Lmao.

 

[Po's Cootah]

Chris just posted the pregnancy isn’t true

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Thank God, no one will have to worry about dying and reincarnating in the worst Isekai in history anymore...

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I refrigerate, NO babby

 

[Volmsaiyan]

Great news, bringing a child into that situation would be criminal. That kid would suffer abuse never before imagined.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Unreliable narrator who claims he's a woman, claims he's Jesus Christ, claims he's a Sonichu, claims the dimensional merge is happening, also happens to claim he's having a child.

Suddenly we believe him?

Ain't shit happening, hope you all know that. It's a LARP.

Not to say "I was right" but I want you guys to realize we are KiwiFarms, not Reddit, and we shouldn't be launching into hysterics over offhand comments from a retard who lives in a fantasy.

Observe and collect facts. Document them. Archive everything. Don't be gossipy newfags.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Chris just posted the pregnancy isn’t true

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Nothing ever happens. I'm disappointed.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

The merge has been delayed... for now.

 

[FinnSven]

Also: Why is this chick scamming shekels off Chris, when she could earn really big bucks as legal pedo bait on OF.

She literally looks like she’s twelve, there’s no way there isn’t a huge coomer market for that. And surely earning 5 figures a month selling dildo pics to degens is better than scamming a few thousand bucks off Chris and have his grubby paws all over you.

Nah, I refuse to believe that there is any real attraction.

Seriously, that is unlikely she is scamming shekels from Chris.

It’s way more likely her family have money.

Her behavior in general says more indulged “special” daughter. Not spoiled perhaps, but just a socially awkward girl that the parents haven’t given up exactly, just accepted that she will be special and prefer that she is now not just sitting in her room on the computer.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

How did anyone think his tard/estrogen-polluted balls could ever seed new life?

 

[Brap God]

I'm very disappointed. After months of nothing from Chris it finally looks like something interesting is about to happen, only to end with once again nothing happening.