Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Y'know, we have learned one thing today, and it's twofold.
First, God exists. and second...I cannot edit the bloody post, I wanted to paste in the tweet to state that it's all been a misunderstanding, hell, I couldn't even edit out the "summer" bit.
Oh well.
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A misunderstanding? Bullshit. You knew exactly what you were saying:

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
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With proof to the contrary in the video you yourself posted right above the sentence, "Chris expects a child this summer," you deliberately misrepresented the content of that video. It's not a misunderstanding; you knew exactly what you were doing.

It's not like this is the first time it's happened, either:

Caden disowned Chris, holy shit. No proof whatsoever.

I mean, considering that my post made all of Twitter explode, with this single action I have accomplished more than you ever had in your entire life. 'Made all of Twitter explode?' Fucking hell, exaggerate much?

This is real. More unsubstantiated horseshit presented as fact.

Fucking hell, this thread might actually be one of my greatest life accomplishments...sadly... Well, you got that one right, at least.

Since we now know that he knocked her up, he probably is so addicted to it, he will jack to anything even resembling her when she's gone. Again, no proof. At least you're consistent.

Fuck your attention whoring. Even when you manage to post something that might have some substance to it, your apparent deep craving for online asspats casts doubt on your credibility and reliability.
 
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