Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
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Pray that this is fake or CPS takes this child away from Chris.
 
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Can you imagine being null, having breakdowns because you don't have a family? And now this is happening! Many of you here have followed Chris for years, very few of the OG trolls who started this adventure remain, this is not the end, it's a new chapter, a new saga begins.
 
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Seedling said:
Would flutter move to the US? or would Chris move to Finnland?
What would be the most viable option here
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I can definitely see him moving to Finland if he's got nothing left in the US (Barb dies). Either way I bet Chris'll keep himself in check.
 
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Alcalino9000 said:
Can you imagine being null, having breakdowns because you don't have a family? And now this is happening! Many of you here have followed Chris for years, very few of the OG trolls who started this adventure remain, this is not the end, it's a new chapter, a new saga begins.
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Oh definitely. I remember Chris from ED and got into reading about him around the Solid / Liquid.

The first time I saw Chris I didn't exactly understand what I was seeing and the story didn't make sense to me because why would anyone fall for this who's over the age of seven?

Chris was in enigma and so I understand these younger generations discovering him and wanting a slice of the cake.

That's what Sonichu.com is for to live out and relive the moments of Christory. :christine:
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
yes
still a message
it doesnt matter what its contents were, a singular thing said online should not be the basis for having your kids taken away

>Every family with a CPS case file should have the kids removed
oh youre one of those fed worshippers
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The message was just what started the investigation, after investigating they found out the baby wasn't eating enough and the conditions were very bad

They would make shopping hauls full of cheap chocolate, 0 vegetables.
Same day when getting bad buzz for getting her child taken away from her she put all the kid stuff on Vinted and made a sponsored video for a toilet cleaner and went on a restaurant date.

She couldn't even take good care of her cat (Crispy, named after the mcdonalds McCrispy burger) and blamed it on her soy provider who works overtime to continue feeding his whale while she makes tiktoks insulting him. BTW, the nickname she gave to her kid was "Baby fart" in French, the article I linked is very well written, though hasn't been updated in a while.
 
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