Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Oddity said:
I can definitely see him moving to Finland if he's got nothing left in the US (Barb dies). Either way I bet Chris'll keep himself in check.
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I dunno, remember he has believed in the Tugboat for all his life to avoid having to get a real job, and moving to another country could permanently sink it.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
I dunno, remember he has believed in the Tugboat for all his life to avoid having to get a real job, and moving to another country could permanently sink it.
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To me it seems like multiple trips across the Atlantic would cost a pretty good deal. Add on the fact that they believe they could financially support a child (if Chris isn't being delusional) it makes me think that Flutter because of her parents or her own job is in a pretty good financial situation. But poor people have a shit ton of kids they cant support all the time and this is Chris we are talking about so I could be completely wrong.
 
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whotfsaidthat said:
chris procreated and you didnt.
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So far, there's no proof of that.

@Zeus Blue Thunder picked one comment out of a livestream and misrepresented it to make it appear as though Chris had admitted to fathering a child.

It's an attention grab, and it worked. Hell, I even bought into it briefly. Going back and comparing what was actually said vs. how the information was presented changed that significantly.

Chris has his own history of trolling, and it's entirely possible that this is all that it is. Until he and / or Flutter can produce a due date, birth certificate, or actual baby, it's unconfirmed.
 
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i'm on the fence, personally.

At this point Chris and Flutter do seem a couple. They've been spotted together so much, and he now visited her in Finland aswel? Hard to call that "just friends".
An expensive friendship.

With that in mind, it does give credibility that he got her pregnant. Assuming he physically can and that they are a couple. It's not a stretch and Chris' words would add to that.

But yes, Chris can be unreliable, and even that clip can be interpreted in multiple ways. She could be smart enough not to want kids with him, even IF she really likes him. Time will tell, I guess.
 
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There's a horrific situations where in many years or the next few if this is real they could be a Alogger a new Villain where instead they troll Chris. The kill the kid .... It be 9/11-2 but for chris
 
Featured on Nov 27, 2024 by Null: Chris-Chan clarifies that there is no pregnancy.
Chris just posted the pregnancy isn’t true

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Aqua Panda said:
We're talking about Chris-chan bringing an innocent child into this world. If it's female, there is a now a legitimate chance Chris will sexually abuse/molest her.
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Not just that but if it's male Chris will troon it out At a very young age (maybe 2 or 3) and claim he can communicate with the non-verbal baby psychically.

My only real hope is that this retard woman eventually divorces him and takes the kid with him and he somehow spirals so hard that he disowns caden as well, leaving him on his own in the world and forced to beg his fanbase again without a wrangler. I think that's the only way we'll ever get decent Chris chan content ever again.

Edit: nevermind, it's just gayop garbage from Chris/caden and it seems fake. Back to not caring what Chris does again since he's a boring faggit these days. Sure got people talking about his little content pig again so I'm sure caden's micropeen got hard over all the attention.
 
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Borb Guy said:
Very good response on Chris's end. I am actually shocked. Glad to see this stuff put to rest. It was almost too good of a response. I wonder if Caden helped him.
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Most likely.
From what I've noticed from Caden's replies on people's comments over on Etsy, he tends to be way more direct to the point and lack any emotions.
Chris would make a whole Bluesky rant about this.
I think this also shuts down your theory on Praetor wanting this to boost their sales.
 
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