Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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@Zeus Blue Thunder "Purely Hypothetical" fuck off with that you just wanted some big sensational claim which you clearly got.

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If you were being purely hypothetical you wouldn’t go saying that “Chris impregnated Flutter”.
 
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Alright, gonna have to return to the good ol' Flutter sighting reporting.
Apparently from April.
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From post:

I saw Chris and Flutter this april in Finland​

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/?f=flair_name:"Throwback"

Sadly, Flutter is behind Chris in this pic but i was in the normal when they were there and i almost walked into Chris and when he turned around i felt like ive just seen an extinct animal😭 i had eye contact with Chris chan.
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Gonna update this regularly, but we got a few replies from the OP on this post already.
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Update 1,5. Confirmed the location, it IS Mall of Tripla's Pancho Villa, Bing lied to me, again. Went on Google Maps and got this.
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The bag's from Normal store too, probably the same we saw Chris in back in September.

Update 2: It was actually first posted in another Reddit thread, notably a finnish post on Flutter.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
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How am I single? WTF?
 
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Denki Cho 3.0 said:
How am I single? WTF?
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You mistake that whatever Chris has for her is "love" in any sense more than sexual deviancy or ego. Stay single if its over having a relationship that looks like, whatever hellish word can describe Chris' relationship. It also stops bringing a poor child into a literally rock bottom start.

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Maybe Megan will be the babysitter.
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I would really like to see her whole POV on the story one day if she hasn't already. It's odd enough to view somebody from a distance turn into this... thing. But imagine it from somebody why lived it.

Truly though the end is nigh. I doubt this kid will be some antichrist but I have no doubts that nothing good will come in its life. At least not while it's under the parentage of two swamp folk from Point lookout. Still I can only hope they're just joshing or its some fantasy they crafted up. Otherwise all should brace for the arrival of the bearer of the end, Crystal Chandler.
 
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