Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

JFC 90% of the responses post-announcement are as pointless to read as Colton Lochmann's thousandth 'not a man, not fat, do not smell' post.

You are a retard if you ever believed this, you are even more of one if all you can say is 'thank god!' or 'crisis averted!'.


We still have no identity or solid picture of who Flutter really is. That's the only tragedy in this whole sequence, and the one thing I had hoped would result from the extra attention this stupid shit has garnered to this thread was that she might finally get outed.

Let's at least hope the thread can get back on topic after today and all the spergs have gotten their "oh antichrist averted!"'s out of their systems.
 
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Chris isn't even carrying the child herself in a different dimension?

What the hell am I going to do with this transformers baby shower gift basket now?

I am genuinely impressed though that by this point Chris has managed to not release more information about Flutter on his own. I know he fully has the ability to keep things to himself, he stayed offline for quite a while in the past, but when it comes to his dating he tends to give out a little more. I'm starting to think she's some sort of folklore creature from Finland that just can't be known by mortals.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
We still have no identity or solid picture of who Flutter really is. That's the only tragedy in this whole sequence, and the one thing I had hoped would result from the extra attention this stupid shit has garnered to this thread was that she might finally get outed.
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Yaks said:
I am genuinely impressed though that by this point Chris has managed to not release more information about Flutter on his own. I know he fully has the ability to keep things to himself, he stayed offline for quite a while in the past, but when it comes to his dating he tends to give out a little more. I'm starting to think she's some sort of folklore creature from Finland that just can't be known by mortals.
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Yeah.
I never expected the thread would get so big and I am glad to have been proven wrong by Chris himself, but since this reached the level it has and Google Trends show Finns are peaking Chris Chan searches now, I hope we can at least get more info about her. It'd make it all worth it.
Hey, at least we got an April sighting, that's still something.
 
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Beautiful Border said:
White trash parenting is letting your kids smoke and get pregnant at 14. Chris isn't even at that level. Chris is someone I wouldn't trust not to shake a baby when it's crying, or know how to change a diaper, or how to feed it. He wouldn't be "just" neglectful or accidentally abusive, I mean that he would be so in over his head that it could be a life or death scenario without outside help.
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I don’t trust Chris not to rape a baby. He demonstrated with Barb that he’s capable of violence against the infirm. I could totally see Chris pulling some nonsense like this with “Crystal”. I’m still angry about Chris being housed in a group home with disabled women. He’s clearly a menace and opportunistic sex offender.
 
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I wouldn't take chris's words for granted either case. It's anything goes with him so the possibility is still there but very low cause of the hormones.
 
And so "Crystal" and "Reginald" are spared from being "given the birth" by mother-raping "Chris Chan"... at least for now.
 
Took some screenshots of his announcement from Facebook.
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I don’t know who this unfunny guy is but he spammed the same gif multiple times.

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Took some screenshots of his announcement from Facebook.
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I don’t know who this unfunny guy is but he spammed the same gif multiple times.

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This is a troll.
Pretty much a no life, back in 2009 he posted many of the troll leaked photos with "funny" captions, like the mom underwear pics.
Chris's actual facebook is CwcvilleGuardian.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
I mean, Chris is def in a relationship with her. It is doomed either way, especially since Chris was on its soil for around three months.
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I still question how Chris would breed with the "bent duck" and high probability birth defects, stillbirths and miscarriages with Chris' extra chromosomes
(To go back to old High School biology, various chromosomal disorders end in death of the fetus)
 
Thank fuck, the thought of Chris chan impregnating someone is as bad as boogie2988 knocking up his doped-up child bride.
 
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I still question how Chris would breed with the "bent duck" and high probability birth defects, stillbirths and miscarriages with Chris' extra chromosomes
(To go back to old High School biology, various chromosomal disorders end in death of the fetus)
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Doggystyle.
 
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