Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Spangled Drongo]

I, too, can now say Staph has invaded my dreams!

Spoiler: The dream

I was visiting the US, specifically California, for some nondescript concert (it was for some band that only existed in the world of my dream), waiting for the thing to start, and she was there with her parents who had flown from NY with her and she somehow recognised me as "that mean Australian from the internet" and started frothing at the mouth and going into a tard rage and I recall denying who I was and faking an American accent. Then her mother (who was healthy and cancer free) said "Stephanie, please be nice" at which point she yelled "excuse you Mom it's YARROW, I'm a bixy, remember". Yes, she pronounced bxy as bixy and her mother went "please excuse my daughter, she's special". Then at that point Stephanie stormed off and things went awkwardly silent between me and her mother, until the concert started, and that was that.

Don't know if I should blame this one on having that extra cup of coffee too late in the afternoon but... well, finally had a Staph dream of my own. Thank heavens it wasn't a Rammstein concert in the dream though, I was neutral on them before but since her Till obsession began it's put me right off.

 

[JaneThough]

How long until Staph reveals Lolki has been infiltrating the dreams of the ebil kiwis on her behest? Fagnarok is nigh.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

re: hairy milkers -
those are the most fucked nipples i have ever seen

 

[Build a Bear Vikiwing]

re: hairy milkers -
those are the most fucked nipples i have ever seen

Seriously what the fuck is going on with those nips I’m at a loss here

 

[Vandy2]

Seriously what the fuck is going on with those nips I’m at a loss here

Lolki is real and this is proof. He's been chewing on them.

 

[Old Woman Johnson]

I haven't been in here in literal months because my hyperfixation went elsewhere. Today, I went "I'm finally going to check on the bullshit I've missed. Let's start at her accounts that she still uses."

Oh, I get greeted with a hairy fucking tit pic posted 2 hours ago? This is how I come back?

Her pants are ripping at the waistband.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Come recent caps:

I haven't seen Inside Out 2, so I don't know if it features someone faking an anxiety attack whilst slapfighting on the internet or not.


I'm surprised she didn't run to the farms to cause herself anxiety instead.


I doubt Kiwi Farmers are hiding behind anime avatars on Blue Sky to ween.


'I'm scared to tell my mom' but tells the internet instead. Keep your delusional, cult leader-esque, narcissistic shit away from your mom.


The two different leg lengths and unfused coccyx thing never fails to tickle me. Those two things are common and don't cause problems, unless your legs are drastically different lengths, which they don't look in videos.


Oh Staph, you're so quirky!


No 'here is my shop, I sell x, I would appreciate people taking a look etc.' This reads like any other e-beggar pulling a 'I need $10k by MIDNIGHT' grift.


'He has my entire heart.' Poor Jeff, who was the love of her life, now dropped like all of her 'hyperfixations.'

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Don't you see? Dahmer was possessed by Lolki all along! So really it has always been Lolki who had her heart uwu

Same with Michael and Heath and Richie, it's not getting bored and trading them in for a new imaginary boy toy if she applies her Unified Personal Gobbledygook!

 

[Meowzers]

I haven't been in here in literal months because my hyperfixation went elsewhere. Today, I went "I'm finally going to check on the bullshit I've missed. Let's start at her accounts that she still uses."

Oh, I get greeted with a hairy fucking tit pic posted 2 hours ago? This is how I come back?

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she got a comment
it was a compliment
what fucking magic bullshit is going on tonight

i uh. what? milkers? daddy milkers?? if staph wasn't a woman was there ever a time when floppy manboobs were considered sexy?

man. i know milkers is just a stupid slang word for tits these days, but seeing milkers next to daddy specifically brings to mind a mental image of hairy gross men breastfeeding. and staph breast feeding. no, i will not spoiler this mental image, i want you all to suffer as i am suffering.

She'd fit right in with Antifa, they love rapists, paedophiles, child abusers and gender specials.

she did proudly identified as antifa for a while, not sure if she still does. did this whole betty badass "cops and fascists are gonna get my sped sneakers boot to the face down with cis! trans punx fucking shit up!"
i'm kind of nostalgic for that punk phase, it was so funny seeing her try to be a badass.
she had that ramirez "punk" denim jacket and then a purple one covered with glitter glue. i don't think she ever wore them. i don't know if the "battle jackets" or the halloween polyester cloak is worse.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

i'm kind of nostalgic for that punk phase, it was so funny seeing her try to be a badass.

Well, she is talking a big game about how she's gonna totally piss herself and cry throw down if her conservative(?) cousin shows up at Thanksgiving. We know that the adults won't actually let him bully the special needs adult child, but I can't wait to hear her crowing about how she... idk, seethed the whole time and then put a curse on him after her called Kamala a loser in front of the Womb Wxzard.

 

[Carnivorous Plant]

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Where would she be growing it? Surely not in a pot in her house or at the community garden.

All plants in the genus Datura are extremely poisonous and this fat tard is 1000% attempting to grow some because she wants to take it as a hallucinogen. Datura aren't even poisonous in a way that's easy to predict: some plants are infinitely more toxic than others and even different parts of the same plant can demonstrate a crazy degree of variance. Whatever online guide she has bookmarked isn't going to guarantee shit in terms of safety.

And the cherry on top is that even if she is somehow successful at not loading herself up with toxic alkaloids the "high" is supposed to be garbage. She's not going to be frenching Loki against a rainbow starburst background while Jeffrey Dahmer jerks off in the corner, she's going to be in the fetal position with tachycardia, trouble breathing, and a hell of a fever.

 

[tama]

All plants in the genus Datura are extremely poisonous and this fat tard is 1000% attempting to grow some because she wants to take it as a hallucinogen. Datura aren't even poisonous in a way that's easy to predict: some plants are infinitely more toxic than others and even different parts of the same plant can demonstrate a crazy degree of variance. Whatever online guide she has bookmarked isn't going to guarantee shit in terms of safety.

And the cherry on top is that even if she is somehow successful at not loading herself up with toxic alkaloids the "high" is supposed to be garbage. She's not going to be frenching Loki against a rainbow starburst background while Jeffrey Dahmer jerks off in the corner, she's going to be in the fetal position with tachycardia, trouble breathing, and a hell of a fever.

That high truly sounds like something ol' Staphhy deserves, IMHO.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Mentioning datura always makes me think of our pal Taxman, who also wanted to take it so he could meet his sweet imaginary lover...

Spoiler: it didn't go so great

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

All plants in the genus Datura are extremely poisonous and this fat tard is 1000% attempting to grow some because she wants to take it as a hallucinogen. Datura aren't even poisonous in a way that's easy to predict: some plants are infinitely more toxic than others and even different parts of the same plant can demonstrate a crazy degree of variance. Whatever online guide she has bookmarked isn't going to guarantee shit in terms of safety.

And the cherry on top is that even if she is somehow successful at not loading herself up with toxic alkaloids the "high" is supposed to be garbage. She's not going to be frenching Loki against a rainbow starburst background while Jeffrey Dahmer jerks off in the corner, she's going to be in the fetal position with tachycardia, trouble breathing, and a hell of a fever.

I just hope she keeps it away from Siggy.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Why the fuck would you post these?

Too much of a pussy to post her genuinely viral tweet, but it's absolutely mental that she kept these. It wouldn't surprise me if she kept every hateful tweet she received, just to get off on them later.


2017, wow.


Your dad doesn't give a shit that you're trans because he won't acknowledge it. With a bit of digging, I found the comments in the 'tradwife/they/them' post I capped earlier.


Troll = person who has opposing views to her.


A wholesome piece of Staph lore.

On to her NSFW Blue Sky:

Fantasy land.

Staph is entering into her furry art commission era. I hope someone does and she posts it.


This was after she left some comments on different people's titty pics. It's perfectly normal to think 'nice tits' or whatever body part you find attractive on someone, it doesn't mean you're partialsexual or whatever nonsense she is going to add to her bio.

 

[RonRiot]

Staph is entering into her furry art commission era. I hope someone does and she posts it.

Whining about being poor, then spending the super secret tugboat on tittycat art. She really is Lou Gags’s soulmate. Feels great that taxpayers are subsidizing her deformed weasel Loki fanart and plastic swords. Like Lou she could easily hold down a desk job if she wasn’t too good to work like the rest of us suckers.

 

[glass_houses]

This was after she left some comments on different people's titty pics. It's perfectly normal to think 'nice tits' or whatever body part you find attractive on someone, it doesn't mean you're partialsexual or whatever nonsense she is going to add to her bio.

It's pretty normal to look at someone and think, "That individual would be considered conventionally attractive by societal standards". Doesn't mean that you want to have sex with them, it means that you have eyes.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Staph is entering into her furry art commission era. I hope someone does and she posts it.

Kek I bet you anything her neighbours will know to knock at door on Sunday. Just like junkies all know who gets their giro when, low level sped-scammers will be aware, cos of her big mouth, when their mark's payday is.

I am very much wondering if Staph will provide a reference photo and how pissed off she'll be when they follow it to any degree, we've seen her impression of what she looks like artistically rendered and it's gonna be fucking hillarious when they are gonna naturally deviate from it.

Anyone here want to make her dreams come true for free? I might have a crack at it, why not.

Also wow does she try every different approach and all day, but gets fuck all engagement on Bluesky.
Probably because despite her throwing the kitchen sink at it, every single interaction she enters hinges entirely on the mechanism of immediately turning all possible avenues of conversation back onto herself.

Notice the people she tries to rizz up with her horrifying tit chat are very especially fucking careful not to even throw a paltry Like back in kind, unlike the pity 's she gets on her more regular reply guy offers.

 

[Vandy2]

Well, she is talking a big game about how she's gonna totally piss herself and cry throw down if her conservative(?) cousin shows up at Thanksgiving. We know that the adults won't actually let him bully the special needs adult child, but I can't wait to hear her crowing about how she... idk, seethed the whole time and then put a curse on him after her called Kamala a loser in front of the Womb Wxzard.

I wonder how their family actually sees them. Do they really see them as special needs or do they think Gyro is a fully capable adult who chooses to act like a nutter to get tug boat money?

Staph is entering into her furry art commission era. I hope someone does and she posts it.

Nothing says "monster fucker" like a conventionally attractive pretty boy.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

I am very much wondering if Staph will provide a reference photo and how pissed off she'll be when they follow it to any degree, we've seen her impression of what she looks like artistically rendered and it's gonna be fucking hillarious when they are gonna naturally deviate from it.

Anyone here want to make her dreams come true for free? I might have a crack at it, why not.

You just  know at the very least she'll request her stupid hairstyle be drawn true to life, but now I really want to know how she'd feel about her hairy babblers and gunt being accurately rendered because she almost certainly has something NSFW in mind. For all she goes on about being fat and proud and loving her horrific new appearance, even sharing explicit photos in her full nasty glory, all her different Picrews say otherwise. Though I've seen enough ugly pooner drawings on the SJW Art thread to know there are people out there who will gladly draw hairy fat women on T.

(The cow crossover of my dreams would be for Amanda Turcol to draw Staph with Loki in her signature awful style, but I don't think Manda uses BlueSky or any of the other alternative platforms the gender-people have flocked to despite being a they/them herself. So probably never gonna happen.)

Nothing says "monster fucker" like a conventionally attractive pretty boy.

That's the other thing I'm wondering. She calls herself a monster fucker but so far all her depictions of Loki, through Picrew and AI, have been a pretty redheaded elf boy who still looks oddly like Tom Hiddleston in the AI generations (which says to me she's straight up plugged "Loki" into the prompts and it's taking images of MCU Loki for references) apart from the one with the weird snakey tongue. Unless she means to have him depicted as some horrific man-beast hybrid. Are we finally seeing her embrace the furry fandom she's been denying for ages?