Ethan Ralph, Fugitive from Justice

Lol. Here’s Ralph all puffed up with pride thinking no judge would ever keep a father away from his suuhhnnn on Christmas, only to be swatted away like a gnat by that aylog judge. This is just too good. Happy Holidays piggy.
It's unironically the most disrespectful, yet realistic, response I can think of. Ralph's blogpost letter couldn't justify it's own templated response. Just a rubber stamp and signature on top of a pile of shit. The only way it could have been worse is if the rubber stamp said "You are a fucking retard".

I do have a question. Is that a relatively normal stamp, or did someone have to fiddle with the stamp to tell the ragepig his request to quash the warrant is DENIED?
 
It's unironically the most disrespectful, yet realistic, response I can think of. Ralph's blogpost letter couldn't justify it's own templated response. Just a rubber stamp and signature on top of a pile of shit. The only way it could have been worse is if the rubber stamp said "You are a fucking retard".

I do have a question. Is that a relatively normal stamp, or did someone have to fiddle with the stamp to tell the ragepig his request to quash the warrant is DENIED?
A judge writing a short order in the margins of a motion isn't that unusual (especially if it didn't include a proposed order like a judge usually wants). Probably day one of when they switched to digital, some judge asked them how to set that up to do that.
 
With the stroke of a pen, Honourable Chad Judge, William Cashman denies the squeals of the pig monster. I really hope a copy slowly churned its way through Ralph's Mexican fax machine upside-down and line by line. I would give my right arm (heh) to see a real time reaction.

Lil Xannie: Emancipated
America: Off-limits
Retort: Aborted
Gunt: Punted
Motion: DENIED

God, I can't wait for the ensuing "sober" streams :story:
 
Do you think the judge wrote that himself, or got his law clerk to draft it?
Oh trust me, the Law Clerk was 100% going to let the Judge read Ralph's letter before the holiday. He probably spread it around to all the Judges. They don't get shit that hilarious every day. The Gunts absurd and pathetic pleas will be the funniest tale around the Thanksgiving Table for everyone who works at that County Courthouse. Everyone wants to be thankful that they are not Ethan Ralph.
 
Oh trust me, the Law Clerk was 100% going to let the Judge read Ralph's letter before the holiday. He probably spread it around to all the Judges. They don't get shit that hilarious every day. The Gunts absurd and pathetic pleas will be the funniest tale around the Thanksgiving Table for everyone who works at that County Courthouse. Everyone wants to be thankful that they are not Ethan Ralph.
I bet they played the video of Ralph being a fucking retard and saying he wasn’t listening to the judge while he was streaming and then paused the video, read the note, and pointed to the screen saying “LOOK AT THIS LOSER” and everyone had a good laugh.
 
Despite his limited capacity for rational thought, I'm still amazed that it didn't cross his mind that the reason it was issued as a national warrant was specifically because it is known that he resides outside the US and was indeed intended to make sure he complies with the court if he comes back to any part of the US for any reason. Knowing that, the chances of the judge changing his mind is less than 0%, so writing anything, regardless of its contents, even if it was co-signed by Trump, Jesus, and the Pope, would be completely futile, so there was no point in even sending it.

The fact that he sent it shows that he operates on a level somewhere below dog-level intelligence because even an animal doesn't bother to attempt things it believes are completely futile.
 
I bet they played the video of Ralph being a fucking retard and saying he wasn’t listening to the judge while he was streaming and then paused the video, read the note, and pointed to the screen saying “LOOK AT THIS LOSER” and everyone had a good laugh.
It's the Ralphafolly. He's so wetbrained and xannied out, he's unable to distinguish IRL from the sektur. I'm noticing another property of Ralph's law, where every W is followed by a greater L. The W's are typically sektur-related and the L's are IRL-related. I guess that is what happens when you put in a gay ass wrassle wrassle persona and forget the IRL persona is what matters.
 
Judge Cashman takes his spot on the Rushmore of A-lawgs
WILLIAM "CLYDE" CASHMAN DOES IT AGAIN!
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A judge writing a short order in the margins of a motion isn't that unusual (especially if it didn't include a proposed order like a judge usually wants). Probably day one of when they switched to digital, some judge asked them how to set that up to do that.
It wasn’t a real ‘motion’ though, it was a ‘please don’t keep me from mah suuhhnnn at Christmas’ letter to the judge/dear diary entry. And it was a rubber stamp DENIED on the margin, not anything the judge wrote. That’s part of why this whole debacle is so funny.
 
Do you think he regrets getting involved in Balldo's little gay slapfights with his bull? lmfao
He is better off getting some cat shelter to handle his cat and lock his shack up and go and serve the 30 days in jail he will get.
But the stupid pilled up fag is not going to do this easy thing. Because he can't get pills or booze in the jail for 30 days. So he is stuck in a tin shack shithole, with this warrant on his head.
 
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