🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 527 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 183 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,041
Luke being so amiable and personable and relatable and then him doing these crazy light hearted slurs and attacks and shit... hilarious.

He's gonna fit in well in Sam's crew. He's a natural.
He earned this by saying the N word on Big Brother. You can't cancel the Lukewaffen. It only makes him stronger.
 
It would be so easy to monetize this show properly... you simply have the audience vote, and have every vote cost money. "But then paypigs/simps dictate the show!" I hear you say, as if that doesn't already fucking happen.
In an ideal world, yes, but it would require a lot of experimentation and may not really work out that well. There must be tons of passive viewers across the board who don't spend a dime on the show.

If they really want to open the floodgates of monetization then they must have a mobile app that is on the apple appstore and android appstore (which will mean they have to pay a tax of 30%). Someone way earlier in this thread tried to tell me they do have an app, but they do not.

Smartphone apps are the way to get the zoomer audience and although the website works on phones it is really built for a desktop experience. They would need to fully lean into making a mobile app with notifications and things to keep it exciting and keep people watching. Unfortunately having to use a separate website or app instead of just YouTube means there is a lot of friction involved for viewers, so they may even want to embrace having a single-camera/director camera setup more and lean more heavily on YouTube and do stuff like polls.

Their peak viewer count has seemed to hover at around 10-15k viewers which really isn't that significant.
 
If they're going to invite more women on, you really need to have a couple of unhinged pigs like Haley and Shadi who will throw down for no reason.

I know Bitchtank isn't popular but I was hoping they'd use it as a Freeloader boot camp. Given most of the successful freeloaders are men, the bitches could probably have caused some chaos since they were already exposed to a Fishtank-like environment

Wishful thinking.
 
Mizzy is live with Kawan and Lily, Sky, and Kevin right now. Can't record at the moment but I hope someone does.

Kawan: I hope all that stuff about him [Burt] jerking off to pictures of us was fake
Mizzy: It's not fake, it's real.
Kevin's reaction:
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One of these 2 nontent girls are gonna cakewalk their way to 50k.

How horrifying
What should I do with this million dollar franchise that is the only thing I'll ever be known for?
I know, I'll compromise it by throwing it in favor of my Ramona Flowers lookalike in the hope she throws me some cobweb coochie.
Jet it up!
 
Mizzy is live with Kawan and Lily, Sky, and Kevin right now. Can't record at the moment but I hope someone does.

Kawan: I hope all that stuff about him [Burt] jerking off to pictures of us was fake
Mizzy: It's not fake, it's real.
Kevin's reaction:
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i only caught the end of it. hopefully someone caught it all
 
Just enjoy the funny internet show. It becomes far more entertaining the less seriously you take it.
They fucked up the whole famous house 2.0 thing then randomly dropped luke as a fish, the only decent person in there. The only other person who isn't nontent is Burt, and hes just funny because of how insanely degenerate he is. The last interesting part of the show was the fact Luke could rob those pedos simply by not being a filthy person.

Please don't come back. You're by far one of the dumbest people in this thread.
Don't worry ill be back just for you if they unfuck this
 
But having said that, while they did take a bold gamble with Famous House 2.0 but they shot themselves in the foot by going full retard/cranking the volume up to 38 and introducing so many new people so quickly as well as Jobe who had an ambiguous social position.
That’s the thing though, they had no need to take the gamble in the first place. If they simply paced things better and didn’t go all out on day 22 when Alex’s wife was brought on they would have been fine. TTS was incredibly active and would have continued to be so because the idea of an abusive relationship of a drug addled sperg being challenged going forward is inherently entertaining and funny. It’s the perfect combo of neptunian and goranian. Similarly, if Wild Randy was drawn out more it would have been a unique spin on Hassle that the viewers could have fun with through interactive fishtoys.

But once again wiggers blew their load early for no larger benefit. Just space things out and give things time to develop. They had a massive stockpile of ammunition that they used up within one day. They then had to default on stuff they’ve already done before while they wrack their brains for an idea to keep engagement up. Uhhhh, just have Frank hassle people, uhhhh just bring in Fatty and Stein, uhhhh let’s make up some point system to create any semblance of tension, uhhhh let’s do a rehashed challenge from previous seasons, uhhhhh let’s fill the house with a bunch of new people and hope a new social web forms within two days.

Famous House 2.0 would never have worked. You cannot just place a bunch of people in a house with no context other than vague reality TV show and expect things to develop quickly. The idea of Famous House is a slow burn, and they tried to take it at a very fast pace with 2.0.

1.0 was a slow boil and it worked wonderfully. It’s an investment you cannot rush through. It takes time for the Fish to develop relationships, it takes time for conflict to arise, it takes time and effort to pull off successful gaslights like Hulu and Computer, it takes time for the audience to get to know who the Fish are and where their strengths and weaknesses lie. It’s fine doing this at the start of the season, because the world is your oyster at that point. The audience is refreshed and willing to wait a week for things to unfold. Production will also have plenty of ideas and inspiration. But by week 4 the audience has already done their time and Production is pretty exhausted too. We’ve sat through hours and hours of social dynamics and conflict in order to gauge an opinion of the fish and have grown attached through them for five weeks now. To have 10 new people thrown in as contestants at that point is exhausting.

Since it’s so late in the show there’s no time for new social dynamics to develop. It usually takes at minimum 3-4 days for an established social web to form, and with two weeks remaining the audience is expecting fast paced action on par with the wife reveal. The problem is that it takes time to build towards something like that. Resetting back to Famous House couldn’t have worked because you’d be slowing back down to week 1 pace 4 weeks into the show. The audience just isn’t willing to sit through that shit again, and even if they were by the time things start ramping up again the show is over.

They already gambled once. Day 22 was a huge risk and they somehow came out on top with everyone remaining and limitless potential going forward from the new developments that took place. In the end, they sold it for the same hassling we’ve seen for two seasons now. The worst trade deal in the history of trade deals.
 
Imagine Binx or Payton doing anything that entertaining.

I know right. Like the girls on Bitchtank didn't even know what the prize was or even what their goal is. But they'd regularly get into scraps and be somewhat entertaining with little inititave. Where as the women on season three are literally being given the chance to win 50K as well as winning daily prizes and getting $200 a day for being there. But most of the time they can't be bothered getting off the couch.
 
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