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- Jan 31, 2020
Ralph is a pitiful belligerent contrarian, if you tell him 'Well Mr. Ralph, looks like you've met all the requirements to graduate, we can put you on the list of the next graduation ceremony, but there is a fee involved and we will not be able to process your degree until it is paid.' He will hear 'We have something you want and you can't have it till you pay us.' Since Ethan never passes up the opportunity to look like the fattest retard in the county, he probably immediately flew into a rage, told them to suck his dick, said something to the effect that he was the person that put that school on the map, and then waddled off to the nearest quiet spot to seethe. Ralph has no problem releasing privileged information if he thinks it makes him look good, so the safe assumption is if he is making a claim that tries to make him look good and he can't prove it, he probably is lying.IIRC, he claims to have earned the necessary credits for the degree, but did not want to pay the graduation fees to actually receive the degree. So instead of having a 4 year degree in political science and unforgivable student loan debt, he took the much more sane route of having no degree and unforgivable student loan debt.
Ofc, I don't believe his claims that he earned all the credits. Graduation fees are only a few hundred bucks. Ralph is retarded, but not paying $200-$300 bucks for a piece of paper you already owe tens of thousands for, with no way out, is next level retarded.
Never trust a man that has more than two tits.