🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[ParasiteSteve]

And this mythical "mainstream audience" you speak of is the last thing that the wiggers should be catering the show for because it would ruin everything. That "mainstream audience" can just go watch Big Brother since that's literally Fishtank for a mainstream audience. Not sure why there's some people here who even want Fishtank to be more "mainstream" since the mainstream kind of audience would want this very website shut down for "transphobia" and bullying.

I would also point out those very shows have scaled down or gone away. Sure BB is still kicking around because of name value, but its mostly just OF whores and fitness influencer types who do boring shit. The era of reality TV moved online and it thrives in the niches, serving otherwise neglected groups. Fishtank is the edgy but fun show, it should stick to that and make it profitable within that world.

Besides, the moment it tried to go big it would be supercuts of every "nigger" word, and Sams generally insane ramblings on his shows. Sam would have to leave, he is radioactive as fuck for the mainstream.

 

[Mr Sister]

It's clear that Famous House 2.0 was a last minute idea. They had fish painting murals on the walls days before they decided to do a big clean up for the new guests, which then required them to remove the murals. What was the point? lol, who cares, nothing matters!

And just like FH2.0 had no thought put into it, they had no idea where it was meant to go. The rules and goals didn't make any sense. Were they meant to work together to eliminate the new cast? Were the original cast to remove each other and the last of the OG standing wins? What is the win condition? Could Luke win the money? What was his goal? Could the new cast win the 50k? How long is this going on for? Who knows, because none of it was ever thought about, which is evident by their now rugpull and being unable to give straight answers. If the wiggers themselves evidently don't care, why should I?

They were very clear about the rules, only the original fish could win. They spent days preparing, and got a dozen (mostly) clueless people into the house again. I don't really consider that last minute. They followed those original rules, and the OG fish succeeded (by accident due to simbal being naturally unlikable) in their task to get an original fish out of the house by vote without revealing they know more about what is happening. I think that happened faster than they expected, then they spent the next 2 days flailing but I still found it entertaining.

 

[#lurker]

They were very clear about the rules, only the original fish could win

Wrong. Jet was asked multiple times and changed his answer every time. It was all wishy washy.

 

[Merry]

Anyone saying the show is done is being histrionic

4k viewers at 5am five weeks in was unthinkable in S1 or S2. Calm down and enjoy the show, the lows make the highs higher

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Wine and shots are gonna have a fuck ton more calories than Whiteclaw

A 12oz can of whiteclaw is about the same amount of calories as a single shot of vodka (100 vs 97), and less calories than a glass of wine (100 vs 127)

The 1500 calorie daily diet is about depriving Goblina of food without actually starving her. The alcohol choices are more about depriving Goblina of sweet flavors and making sure they can all still drink as much as they want. You pretty much can't drink at all on a 1500 calorie a day diet, so thst's why alcohol is exempt from the calorie count. It would be more about torturing Goblina than trying to make her lose weight. Alex B would probably give most of his food to her, so he'd be the one to lose weight first.

It might be funny to put White Claw on the menu around day 5 or 6 and see how blackout drunk Goblina got just chasing that sugar high. Lol that would make her so fucking cranky. Maybe even raise the calories to 2000 a day just so the two Alexes don't starve, 1500 is too low for a man. But 2000 isn't anywhere close to what Goblina eats per day.

It's a pipe dream though, I doubt that Alex B and Goblina will ever have anything else to do with Fishtank, and I think Alex Stein would have a hard time freeing his schedule for 2 whole weeks. It would be lit though.
Edit: speeling

 

[Siento Siendo Riendo]

"But it's funny" until it's not

It's funny till it ain't fuckin funny no more

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

I'm not sure why people keep saying Burt is too degenerate to deserve to win, despite providing infinitely more entertainment and being way more earnest than Binx and Payton combined. Is everyone watching S3 a newfag? Are we forgetting the LubeCooch debacle, and how the whole Taylor thing ended with him cheating anyway? How S2's final was between him and a Japanese porn actor? Previous winners weren't angels either, the massive majority of Fishtank contestants were degenerates, that's just how the show is. Even Josie drew guro, if I remember correctly.

Burt is def not too degenerate to win, and he's a hypersexual schizo so imo it's less bad than binx being a fucked up age player and payton being a groomed lipstick lesbo. He's by far my favorite fish this time around.

 

[SpergChud]

Burt is def not too degenerate to win, and he's a hypersexual schizo so imo it's less bad than binx being a fucked up age player and payton being a groomed lipstick lesbo. He's by far my favorite fish this time around.

He sexually assaulted people and admitted to it

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

The 1500 calorie daily diet is about depriving Goblina of food without actually starving her. The alcohol choices are more about depriving Goblina of sweet flavors and making sure they can all still drink as much as they want. You pretty much can't drink at all on a 1500 calorie a day diet, so thst's why alcohol is exempt from the calorie count. It would be more about torturing Goblina than trying to make her lose weight. Alex B would probably give most of his food to her, so he'd be the one to lose weight first.

I'm js for posterity's sake, as a calorie counting problem drinker, whiteclaw is by far the most calorie conscious alcoholic beverage of those listed. Doing 4 shots is like drinking 4 white claws or a bottle of wine, calorie wise. Whiteclaw is basically shitty la croix with a splash of alcohol in it.

 

[AssignedEva]

this season was genuinely awful. every contestant is fucked and retarded.

This season has been really great, it's just spiralled massively. I think the problem is that multiple contestants, both old and new, aren't retarded. Sam and Jet like to think they're smarter than the Fish, and they usually are - Season 1 cast tended to be autistic and terminally online, Season 2 cast were all really young, Bloodgames was an AllStars LARPing season and Bitchtank was just toxic fans of the show. But put Sam and Jet up against normies and their poorly thought through plans fell apart.

Because Normies see Sam acting like a massive weirdo and telling them he's fucking with them, or "Sharks" going around fucking up the house, and they'll start relating it to their frame of reference - something like Eric Andre or Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd (on in the case of Binkx, Ice Poseidon's Hunger Games). They're not idiots. Turbo read the contract and was able to put together that the show is about fucking with people until they quit. Alyssa got they were being fucked with and decided to fuck with production back - and she's not someone like Alex B, she doesn't care that this is the "biggest thing she'll be a part of without selling her holes", she's not going to humiliate herself shaving her head for $500. Gianna straight up walked out, and Sam's attempts to fuck with her didn't really work that much because she didn't take him seriously.

She didn't care the OG fish had been there for four weeks because she'd been there for one day and wasn't really invested. They were trying to dab on her for basically being a dumb libtard, but she didn't care about their opinions so it didn't impact her. She didn't care that Ben described her favourite film, La La Land, as "Ryan Gosling dancing like a homo", because she has real life friends who also like it and knew these were a bunch of men trying to get a rise out of her. It didn't shake her confidence.

Star rapidly worked out she was being fucked with and didn't care, she was just along for the ride. Even Lily was pretty nonplussed about their piss poor attempts to manipulate her and flat out said she didn't care if she never saw Tony or Binx again because she wanted to compete on the show, their "ID scrambler" bit didn't work because it clearly made no sense to anyone with more than two braincells and in the end she had to be instructed to leave. Kevin spent his whole time on the show thinking it was weird and obviously knew there was no Mormon modelling agency. Sam would probably rationalise their piss poor kicking bit was supposed to be funny because it was transparently stupid, but I'm pretty sure they were going for a bit where they trick idiots into falling for something stupid (and they got good content out of bonafide idiots like Kawan).

As for the OG fish? They were told that none of the new fish could win the $50k unless they all got eliminated. The smartest strategy therefore was not to work together to eliminate the new fish, which is what Sam/Jet wanted, but instead to get the other OG fish eliminated while blending in with the new fish. So Simbal predictably got eliminated, since they hadn't bothered to manipulate the voting with immunity. All that shit with Brandon didn't work because they'd established that Production and Sam continually lie to them to stir drama (and TTS saying no-no words established this was a chud show), so how did they really know they weren't getting a misrepresented version of reality?

And it seems like pretty much only Kevin believed that eliminations had finished, since how can they trust anything that production or Sam say? So they were still trying to play it safe because if they were too abrasive, the other contestants would just vote them off. So you get FriendTank, and Binx's victim ploys. Sam and Jet tried to kick people who "knew about Fishtank" because it'd spoil the dynamic of idiots taking it seriously, but you only needed to be of average intelligence to see some of Sam's bits and work out that you needed to play along, which then meant they were "in on the joke".

 

[Character]

He sexually assaulted people and admitted to it

I must have missed that, unless you're talking about why he stopped drinking but even that wasn't full on sexual assault but just his friends saying he was behaving like a horny creep when drunk.

 

[Siento Siendo Riendo]

their "ID scrambler" bit didn't work because it clearly made no sense to anyone with more than two braincells and in the end she had to be instructed to leave. Kevin spent his whole time on the show thinking it was weird and obviously knew there was no Mormon modelling agency. Sam would probably rationalise their piss poor kicking bit was supposed to be funny because it was transparently stupid, but I'm pretty sure they were going for a bit where they trick idiots into falling for something stupid (and they got good content out of bonafide idiots like Kawan).

They really squandered the new fish eliminations, they should have done quick challenges rigged against the people who they wanted to eliminate so at least it would have been entertaining. The Kawan jewel bit with him barricading the penthouse and hiding from the chaos emerald was funny and wasn't even planned, they should have done more stuff like that.

 

[#lurker]

They were told that none of the new fish could win the $50k unless they all got eliminated.

This inherently doesn't make sense. You only win by eliminating everyone else. So the answer is yes, they could win.

 

[Mr Sister]

This inherently doesn't make sense. You only win by eliminating everyone else. So the answer is yes, they could win.

you are falling for the lie (or gaslight as the kids would say) much more than the fish did. It was pretty clearly not going to play out like that

 

[#lurker]

you are falling for the lie (or gaslight as the kids would say) much more than the fish did. It was pretty clearly not going to play out like that

Imagine claiming that so confidently when they just axed the whole thing on a whim. Stick to the galaxy gas.

Edit: It's also irrelevant. If the contestants don't have the CLEAR win condition, then you get exactly what transpired; an aimless mess. The wiggers didn't think about anything.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Neat little insight into the early weeks of the show. Something to watch in these down hours.

 

[BullfrogBill]

People seriously need to consult the chart.

This is by far the best season (excluding 2.5 bloodgames which I could barely see anything as a late night viewer). Do we really need to talk about the last 2 weeks of seasons 1 and 2 again? Sure the wiggers have not learned how to do a proper finale yet (well we don't know we still have time (cope)) but it has always been retarded at the end. Why the fuck do you care so much who gets 50k (before taxes)?? Enjoy the show. I enjoyed the Famous House 2.0 reboot quite a bit, although it could have been handled a lot better and I feel was cut short abruptly.

But the weeks leading up to this were far better than season 1 and season 2. They simply blundered by getting rid of wrong people at wrong times. Oh and bringing on Brandon failing to get the house to turn against him after they realized late.
I know Sam hates Burt, and everyone is doomposting about how one of the 2 boring lesbians that are being coddled and going to win, but whatever. Why the fuck do you care so much who gets 50k (before taxes)?? Enjoy the show. Burt is still here, Luke is still here, we have content coming.

Season 1 set the precedent of having me watch a contestant live in Hell and confront her deepest weaknesses and insecurities everyday and be forced to adapt and overcome and fight to reach the finals. It's extremely compelling seeing someone fight tooth and nail and overcoming their inner demons like that. This set the precedent of what a winner in Fishtank is (I know she technically didn't win, but she went the distance) and seeing later contestants get coddled and act like spoiled babies and not overcome shit make it to the finals is an insult tbh. Since the contestants that actually DID overcome their inner demons got voted out by these same coddled babies especially makes me feel cheated as a viewer. This is why I care about who wins and why i'm frustrated with the final 3, because ultimately s1 spoiled me by showing me an incredibly compelling character arc of someone who truely earned the right to win, this is why s1 is still my favorite season.

 

[Mr Sister]

Season 1 set the precedent of having me watch a contestant live in Hell and confront her deepest weaknesses and insecurities everyday and be forced to adapt and overcome and fight

There is still time
(I agree season 1 is my favorite, well it was before this one and who knows how I will feel in 6 months, vance is my favorite contestant ever)

 

[AssignedEva]

This inherently doesn't make sense. You only win by eliminating everyone else. So the answer is yes, they could win.

No that's my point. The OG Fish were told that unless all of the OG Fish got eliminated, none of the new Fish could win. The prize would go to one of Burt, Binx, Payton or Simbal. The only time this wouldn't happen is if all four of them got voted out within the two weeks, or if you were revealed to be a "plant".

In that scenario, the smart thing to do is to focus on eliminating the other OG fish. You only want to "waste" an elimination on one of the new fish, if you think the new fish might be able to convince others to vote you off. The new fish cannot win the prize, they can only vote you off. You also need to scheme so that you don't paint your target on your back as a nasty manipulator or raise suspicion that you're a plant. In this scenario, why would you work together to eliminate all the new fish?

This is why Binx's strategy - as much as it pissed off Sam - made actual sense. Simbal was competition and the house could easily be turned against him, so getting them to eliminate him was a winning strategy. Most of the house basically had no knowledge of what Brandon did, so singling him out was less sympathetic. She'd started beef with Kawan so she needed to turn the house against him in case he tried to eliminate her. This is a big part of why Sam telling them there were no more voting eliminations (due to nontent) wasn't believed, and they kept scheming to work out who to eliminate next. If there were no more voting eliminations, how could you win the show as an OG fish?

 

[Envious]

Luke woke up for a bit; and put his sleeping mask around his neck. Then as he returned to be, proceeded to look for the sleeping mask for a solid minute or two.

His face when he realized it was around his neck the whole time is great.