🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[#lurker]

No that's my point. The OG Fish were told that unless all of the OG Fish got eliminated, none of the new Fish could win. The prize would go to one of Burt, Binx, Payton or Simbal. The only time this wouldn't happen is if all four of them got voted out within the two weeks, or if you were revealed to be a "plant".

I understand and agree with your point about voting strategies, but I'm not sure I was clear in my point.
The wiggers saying "only the OG fish can win unless they all get eliminated" is a completely redundant sentence. In other words; to win the show you have to win the show.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Luke woke up for a bit; and put his sleeping mask around his neck. Then as he returned to be, proceeded to look for the sleeping mask for a solid minute or two.

His face when he realized it was around his neck the whole time is great.View attachment 6696573

Luke might have lost some IQ points from boxing with Sam so hard lol he was also struggling to put a bed sheet on the mattress before he went to bed like he was a child.

 

[Cactus Concerto]

Luke might have lost some IQ points from boxing with Sam so hard lol he was also struggling to put a bed sheet on the mattress before he went to bed like he was a child.

His hair was so fluffy because it was full of brain cells.

 

[BullfrogBill]

I unfortunately do not have it clipped, but Burt just woke up and went to the kitchen followed closely by Luke. Burt seemed a bit flustered and was chugging water from the sink.
Luke approached and said "you deserve to be in the Penthouse, do you want me to help you move your stuff up?"
Burt replies a bit frantically "Is Alex okay?"
Luke asked "Monkey King Alex?"
"Yes Alex X!" Burt exclaimed.

 

[Mr Sister]

I unfortunately do not have it clipped, but Burt just woke up and went to the kitchen followed closely by Luke. Burt seemed a bit flustered and was chugging water from the sink.
Luke approached and said "you deserve to be in the Penthouse, do you want me to help you move your stuff up?"
Burt replies a bit frantically "Is Alex okay?"
Luke asked "Monkey King Alex?"
"Yes Alex X!" Burt exclaimed.

Luke moved the mattress and everything he wanted down from the penthouse, then told Burt he should bring his own bed up. They went into bedroom 1 and luke pointed at the bed that kept getting censored earlier and said "Is there any biohazardous waste in here?" Burt removed the bed and also there was some weird doll in it maybe it was nothing
This is all lost media I feel, given how the archives usually are and the time and lack of clips

 

[SpergChud]

I must have missed that, unless you're talking about why he stopped drinking but even that wasn't full on sexual assault but just his friends saying he was behaving like a horny creep when drunk.

Yes, he admitted fully to sexual assault. Have some empathy. Imagine it was your sister/ wife/ gf getting molested, how would you feel then?

 

[KingFrampt]

I unfortunately do not have it clipped, but Burt just woke up and went to the kitchen followed closely by Luke. Burt seemed a bit flustered and was chugging water from the sink.
Luke approached and said "you deserve to be in the Penthouse, do you want me to help you move your stuff up?"
Burt replies a bit frantically "Is Alex okay?"
Luke asked "Monkey King Alex?"
"Yes Alex X!" Burt exclaimed.

Hes remembering...

 

[itogi]

Hes remembering...

Jet's memory wipe reversing hypnosis session did work work after all. Huh

 

[flamboyant cuttlefish]

Feel free to clock me on this if it's been speculated before, but it seems likely that they had much grander plans for Famous House 2.0 that ended up torpedoed by Sam sperging out over Brandon. Specifically the fact that nobody in the cast gave a shit about child drag queens.

It seems likely that they intended to keep the new fish around until the end, eliminating one a day until the finale, as FH2.0 transitioned back into Fishtank, but Sam got so pissed on day 1 that he couldn't even stay in character, and they decided to blow the whole thing up (see the production message about crashing the plane or whatever). Now they are flailing and have no idea what to do, so they're bringing in Fatty, Stein, and finally Frank Hassle again because they're just throwing the same shit at the wall and hoping something sticks.

It's so over for now, but I'm hoping it will soon be so back.

 

[sum ting wong]

Luke moved the mattress and everything he wanted down from the penthouse, then told Burt he should bring his own bed up. They went into bedroom 1 and luke pointed at the bed that kept getting censored earlier and said "Is there any biohazardous waste in here?" Burt removed the bed and also there was some weird doll in it maybe it was nothing
This is all lost media I feel, given how the archives usually are and the time and lack of clips

I didn't see this happen so I don't know for sure, but if it was some weird looking brown thing then it's a "fertility idol" that Luke gave Burt earlier and told him to keep in his bed when he was transforming him into Based Burt.

 

[Mr Sister]

I didn't see this happen so I don't know for sure, but if it was some weird looking brown thing then it's a "fertility idol" that Luke gave Burt earlier and told him to keep in his bed when he was transforming him into Based Burt.

Yep that sounds like it though I didn't see that earlier. If I remember correctly Luke asked Burt about it a little and Burt didn't really say anything. Which is funny considering you say Luke gave it to him.

 

[I Will Stop.....in 3 min]

I kind of stopped watching on the website and have only been following on YouTube and through you guys since Symbal was eliminated, in my opinion they kind of ruined the flow with the participants eliminating each other and of course with the rather premature revelation that it was Fishtank and not “famous house”, that said, Sam Hyde’s trademark has always been the idea of infiltrating and pretending to be one of “them” (the Ted Talk, the Inconvenient anime, the pony game etc) the biggest problem is that every time and with all these examples and many others, the moment he realizes he has successfully infiltrated, he goes into “I’m calling you dumb right to your face, you dumb bitch” mode, and to be honest, as “early” as I think the transition from famous house to fishtank was, that was the longest period he managed to stay undercover without blowing his cover, and that kind of spoiled us.

 

[Big Brother 101]

Reminder: Payton and Binx defended a pedophile after he was gone.

Reminder: Payton said after he was gone that she agreed kids doing drag is wrong.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

The tiktok video Ben was showing to Kawam in confessional

Also getting pretty sick of wigger-glazing and ending-cope. Even if you had fun these past few days, you must admit this was a big shitshow of squandered potential. Even if the previous seasons had weak endings, that doesn't excuse them not learning and improving this time around.

I guess we'll see if this "plan" Jet alluded to materializes or not. Even if he pulls things around before the end, I now permanently dislike unibrow a bit more because of how much of a fag he's been this season.
Edit:

This season has been really great, it's just spiralled massively.

Well said, I agree with pretty much your entire post. We don't hate the wiggers because they can't do good work, we hate the wiggers because they get something good going and fuck it up. Worse than that, they then pretend like it was the plan all along and if you don't like it you're the problem.

A little humility from gay ass production would go a long way. Instead we get transparent seething at chat/the audience from Balenciaga boy.

 

[Adolphin]

It is as production has no plan whatsoever. It increasingly feels like a big skit.

 

[Godmode]

It is as production has no plan whatsoever. It increasingly feels like a big skit.

Nah, the wiggers are playing 5D chess and only 160 IQ autistic niggers can piece the clues together to bring the big picture into focus.

 

[Envious]

Just wanted to share this beautiful metaphor.

 

[Blindeye]

Is fishtank big enough yet to consider splitting the thread and having one just for updates and recaps? It's very difficult to use this thread to catch up, the highlights aren't maintained very well and every post about something that happened is sandwiched between 5 pages of stale circular debate on why the show is bad

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Is fishtank big enough yet to consider splitting the thread and having one just for updates and recaps? It's very difficult to use this thread to catch up, the highlights aren't maintained very well and every post about something that happened is sandwiched between 5 pages of stale circular debate on why the show is bad

Couldn't agree more. There should be a play by play thread, and then a more meta thread to talk about the show as a whole.

 

[gh0stiexo]

I'm not sure why people keep saying Burt is too degenerate to deserve to win, despite providing infinitely more entertainment and being way more earnest than Binx and Payton combined. Is everyone watching S3 a newfag? Are we forgetting the LubeCooch debacle, and how the whole Taylor thing ended with him cheating anyway? How S2's final was between him and a Japanese porn actor? Previous winners weren't angels either, the massive majority of Fishtank contestants were degenerates, that's just how the show is. Even Josie drew guro, if I remember correctly.

I can tolerate a lot of degenerate shit. I put a lot of my morals aside when it comes to watching fishtank. However, there are just some things I refuse to be okay with. This is one of them.

I know people will say he's just an autist with a fascination for weird shit, but I can't imagine the type of mindset of someone who would WANT to do this. I know he's a schizo autist, but he's not stupid. Given how degenerate he is and how much he talks about wanting to rape people, the fact that this is his dream role is a little concerning to me. He has it so planned out, down to the age of the child he wants to molest. I know he said he'd never act on it in reality, but a lack of offense is not a lack of desire or intent. A NO-MAP is still a pedophile, even if it's non-offending. I just can't root for someone like this. If that means I'm moralfagging, then it is what it is.