Dramacow Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 - Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci

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Delusional paranoids are impossible to reason with. If they decide that the man on the radio is sending them secret messages during the midday show, there is absolutely no fucking thing you can do or say to reason them out of it.

Exactly, that's the totally hopeless part about being unfortunate enough to deal with Earl in any circumstances. He's so removed from reality and completely fixed with his delusions that there's a deep negative percentage chance of reasoning. He'll believe all of this weird shit that has zero concrete proof, is usually exaggerated/black-and-white and makes zero sense yet he'll mistake it as a part of reality that seemingly he's the only one enlightened enough to realize. There's entitlement in his delusions as well, thinking everyone around him should owe him something when he's telling them "I GOT BEAT BY A SKINHEAD" yet most people don't understand or follow whatever he's rambling about.

If Earl ever decided to make an account and try defending himself here, there would literally be zero point in actually calling him out since he won't listen nor understand what anybody is saying to him, he'll just be spouting the same shit here and yelling about everyone targeting/stalking him. He's aware of his thread here, but he brushed off the farms as a bunch of evil "transphobes" who keep harassing him. He also used to accuse users who criticized him online as being associated/allied with Sherman, as if Sherman had a bunch of henchmen he was giving orders to talk shit online lol.

In this day and age driving is an essential skill, almost to the level of knowing how to read and write is, you can only really get away with not knowing how to drive if you live in a big city that has a really well developed public transit system, which is only limited to certain highly developed cities in Europe and Asia. If you live outside of those cities (most of humanity), you're fucked. God help you if you live in the boonies and can't drive a car, you're about as dependent on other people to do even basic things for you as a complete cripple is.

Earl's not going to drive anytime soon because he's such a leeching cunt he knew he could bully/intimidate his elderly parents into giving him rides and plus, he's too mentally fucked to operate a vehicle at this point probably; he'd claim to be getting beaten by other drivers on the road. He had a license when he was younger (and got that DUI) yet when he realized he could just push around his parents, he would just demand free rides everywhere.

It'll catch up with him eventually, he'll be homeless and roaming the streets, occasionally he'll maybe steal a bike maybe but that's the fastest he'll get around.

 

[Flexo]

If Earl ever decided to make an account and try defending himself here, there would literally be zero point in actually calling him out since he won't listen nor understand what anybody is saying to him

I would just have one question for him:

"Is the skinhead in the room with us now?"

Earl's not going to drive anytime soon because he's such a leeching cunt he knew he could bully/intimidate his elderly parents into giving him rides and plus, he's too mentally fucked to operate a vehicle at this point probably; he'd claim to be getting beaten by other drivers on the road.

NGL, I would pay to fund his driver's test if he filmed it.

"The drive teacher was a nazi skinhead who beat me! While I was trying to drive!"

(meanwhile the teacher is a black lady)

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

NGL, I would pay to fund his driver's test if he filmed it.

"The drive teacher was a nazi skinhead who beat me! While I was trying to drive!"

(meanwhile the teacher is a black lady)

Bro, imagine if the driving instructor he'd get was a black lady who also knew his family and told him "I'm so sorry about what happened to your father and your brother"

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

Since Trump got back in, I was wondering how Earl took the news and how many all-caps, delusionally angry facebook posts he spammed. He's probably an emotional schizo mess right now. But on the other hand, when is he not?

Since another user here posted his Reddit screenshots, I went to take a look myself and he had posted less than a week ago looking for advice on moving to Melbourne, Australia.

Obviously, some Australian redditors were pretty questionable about this American randomly deciding he's moving to Australia off the basis that he's "always loved Australia" since that's never a fucking good idea when you're moving overseas for the first time. On top of that, he has zero money/reputation/plan.

I'm Canadian and I was thinking he would fantasize about moving up the border, although I'd hate the idea of this thing being in the same country as me, but fucking Australia? Funny shit. If anyone on this thread is from Australia I'm sure they could come up with a much better list of reasons why he'd never end up there.

 

[Fetid Queef]

Since Trump got back in, I was wondering how Earl took the news and how many all-caps, delusionally angry facebook posts he spammed. He's probably an emotional schizo mess right now. But on the other hand, when is he not?

Since another user here posted his Reddit screenshots, I went to take a look myself and he had posted less than a week ago looking for advice on moving to Melbourne, Australia.
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Obviously, some Australian redditors were pretty questionable about this American randomly deciding he's moving to Australia off the basis that he's "always loved Australia" since that's never a fucking good idea when you're moving overseas for the first time. On top of that, he has zero money/reputation/plan.

I'm Canadian and I was thinking he would fantasize about moving up the border, although I'd hate the idea of this thing being in the same country as me, but fucking Australia? Funny shit. If anyone on this thread is from Australia I'm sure they could come up with a much better list of reasons why he'd never end up there.

As a Melbourne tard, I can say without a doubt he would fit in well with the other retards down in Melton. He even has the chance to be stabbed!

 

[TractorGirl]

As a Melbourne tard, I can say without a doubt he would fit in well with the other retards down in Melton. He even has the chance to be stabbed!

Send him north, Corowa had nazi protesters a few weeks back, he’s got his scapegoats at the ready there.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

No update on Reddit since election night, but it appears that before the final victory he commented "I am not in a great feeling right now I hope there’s still a chance"

 

[LexTruther]

he's moving to Australia off the basis that he's "always loved Australia"

Utterly insane. He might as well be moving to Mars on the basis that he's "always loved other planets" because whether its Australia or literally anywhere outside of Dayton, Ohio, he has been to absolutely NEITHER.

Exactly, that's the totally hopeless part about being unfortunate enough to deal with Earl in any circumstances. He's so removed from reality and completely fixed with his delusions that there's a deep negative percentage chance of reasoning.

This is a big part of the problem. Like most lefty troons, he is constantly mis-using the word "Gaslighting". Although it is interesting to put yourself in those shoes and imagine that everything you think you KNOW is actually made up in your head, how would ANY of us actually get to a place where we believe that? I think the reason its so easy to judge him specifically for it is that outside of paranoia or delusion, all of his ideas are actually pretty glaringly fucking stupid, so you have to add in "Oh hes fucking retarded too".

He'll believe all of this weird shit that has zero concrete proof, is usually exaggerated/black-and-white and makes zero sense yet he'll mistake it as a part of reality that seemingly he's the only one enlightened enough to realize.

I've actually had conversations with him before about his delusions and not that confirmation was ever really needed, but I can absolutely confirm, there is nothing you can say to convince him that he's made up a life in his head, in any regard. All of his "oppression", his fathers abuse, his mothers abuse, Sherman beating him, his sisters somehow dichatamous racism while being married to a black guy, his "Andy Worhol Mom", Dayton Transphobia, the dates he goes on, the transphobic physically abusive ex girlfriend, hell, probably even him being trans: It's ALL entirely made up. None of it ever happened. I mean on a deep deep level; like the physically abusive ex-not only did an ex not abuse him, but the ex wasn't ever even his ex: the girl doesnt even KNOW him. Everything he says is all entirely fabricated.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

. I mean on a deep deep level; like the physically abusive ex-not only did an ex not abuse him, but the ex wasn't ever even his ex: the girl doesnt even KNOW him.

I'm sorry, what? I knew he was howling at the moon, but holy fucking moly.

 

[LexTruther]

I'm sorry, what? I knew he was howling at the moon, but holy fucking moly.

Ive posted about it before, at least I think I did.

Actually, yes im sure of it. I did. But I'll give a short recap. Girl X sometimes does burlesque-adjacent art around Dayton. A few times, she's worked with "Mary" from a local consignment shop. Mary also throws a yearly goth party. Cade started boycotting this party based on Girl X "being his abusive transphobic ex girlfriend", and as such, he has started a "boycott" that literally zero people are participating in, of all of Marys events, and her consignment shop, consistently referencing that she's closely in business with this "ex" in question.

Except theres a few things:

1. Mary is so pro-trans, its annoying.
2. Girl X never dated Cade, and hasn't even met him.
3. Girl X isn't actually professionally involved with Mary at all, beyond being contracted a few times for performances.

I have tried numerous times to really illustrate Daytons public perception of Cade, but it probably gets glossed over, so let me be very clear: With certain exceptions for pockets of specific idpol lefty politics in Dayton, Cade might be the #1 kiwifarms lolcow whos public perception matches CLOSEST to kiwifarms perception.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Has he killed himself? He hasn't posted on Reddit since the election.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Has he killed himself? He hasn't posted on Reddit since the election.

The reelection of Trump drew Sherman's spirit back to Earth for the next four years and he's currently transphobicly beating Earl in this house daily so badly he can't make creepshot videos of his family enjoying life downstairs.

Or he's been so "traumatised" and has been in such a drunken stupor he can't operate his phone.

 

[Spunt]

Cade really does embody the psychological phenomenon of "splitting" better than any cow on the site. Splitting means that in your interpersonal relationships, someone is either your saviour and bff forever, or they are literally Hitler and the worst person ever, and that assessment can flip instantly, at any time.. It's very strongly associated with Cluster B personality disorders, and given that Cade seems to have ALL OF THEM (Borderline? Check. Narcissistic? Check. Antisocial? Check. Histrionic? Check, check and triple fucking check) it's perhaps no surprise that everyone he meets is his best friend and he's going to form a band with them and do art with them and live under their bed and ... until they don't do what he wants, when it's meltdown time and they're now the worst person who betrayed him and probably voted for Trump and their racist and transphobic and ever 'ism and 'obia ever.

It must be really fucking exhausting to be this highly-strung all the time.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Ive posted about it before, at least I think I did.

Actually, yes im sure of it. I did. But I'll give a short recap. Girl X sometimes does burlesque-adjacent art around Dayton. A few times, she's worked with "Mary" from a local consignment shop. Mary also throws a yearly goth party. Cade started boycotting this party based on Girl X "being his abusive transphobic ex girlfriend", and as such, he has started a "boycott" that literally zero people are participating in, of all of Marys events, and her consignment shop, consistently referencing that she's closely in business with this "ex" in question.

Except theres a few things:

1. Mary is so pro-trans, its annoying.
2. Girl X never dated Cade, and hasn't even met him.
3. Girl X isn't actually professionally involved with Mary at all, beyond being contracted a few times for performances.

I have tried numerous times to really illustrate Daytons public perception of Cade, but it probably gets glossed over, so let me be very clear: With certain exceptions for pockets of specific idpol lefty politics in Dayton, Cade might be the #1 kiwifarms lolcow whos public perception matches CLOSEST to kiwifarms perception.

Can't believe I've never crossed paths with this guy. I've been hanging out in the Oregon since I was a teenager, I've known "Mary" since she bartended the Pearl way back, and I go to most of those yearly reunions. Pretty sure the next one is in like two days, might go. Is this the one he's boycotting?

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Cade really does embody the psychological phenomenon of "splitting" better than any cow on the site. Splitting means that in your interpersonal relationships, someone is either your saviour and bff forever, or they are literally Hitler and the worst person ever, and that assessment can flip instantly, at any time.. It's very strongly associated with Cluster B personality disorders, and given that Cade seems to have ALL OF THEM (Borderline? Check. Narcissistic? Check. Antisocial? Check. Histrionic? Check, check and triple fucking check) it's perhaps no surprise that everyone he meets is his best friend and he's going to form a band with them and do art with them and live under their bed and ... until they don't do what he wants, when it's meltdown time and they're now the worst person who betrayed him and probably voted for Trump and their racist and transphobic and ever 'ism and 'obia ever.

It must be really fucking exhausting to be this highly-strung all the time.

Fortunately for these types, since they live a parasitic lifestyle and never have to worry about an actual job, they have more energy than normal people do to spend hours imagining perceived slights that never happened, a comprehensive list of excuses why they couldn't POSSIBLY work and building up their persecution complex to explain away their complete lack of progress in any task they undertake.

Another hallmark of the BPD subspecies to add to the Cluster B symptoms is the overinflated sense of superiority and associated demanding entitlement.

"I'm a great person and everyone who can't see that is either a fool or transphobic. Everyone should just feel grateful to be in the presence of one so wise and benevolent and just endlessly provide me with praise, as many microwave burritos free of charge as I command and demand transport to and from the bar without so much as a thank you"

I have a theory that somewhere in the recesses of their neuroses there's a core part of them that subconsciously knows they're a piece of shit and a drain to all around them, but the conscious mind can't cope with that reality so forms this other self image comprised of all the positive traits they're desperate for the world to see in them but never has any drive to actually try and embody them.

Why try hard and actually be a good person when you can just create a false image of yourself in your head and online to try a deceive people?

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

might go

Went. Earl's boycott was very successful. Only a few hundred people showed up and you only had to wait about 20 minutes for a drink.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Went. Earl's boycott was very successful. Only a few hundred people showed up and you only had to wait about 20 minutes for a drink.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Pics or it didn't happen.

my only pics are from the dancefloor and are dark as fuck lol

this was taken from the stage by one of the djs. i was there from about 11-2, it was packed the entire time. (i am not in this photo)

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

my only pics are from the dancefloor and are dark as fuck lol
this was taken from the stage by one of the djs. i was there from about 11-2, it was packed the entire time. (i am not in this photo)
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Oh sorry, I'm retarded. I thought you meant that he staged a counter-event that you attended.

Also, does Earl know about Kiwifarms? He has to have mentioned it, but its strange that he does not really exploit the victimhood of it.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Oh sorry, I'm retarded. I thought you meant that he staged a counter-event that you attended.

Also, does Earl know about Kiwifarms? He has to have mentioned it, but its strange that he does not really exploit the victimhood of it.

I have no idea, never met the guy (and surprised I haven't). I only clicked this thread because it said "Dayton" (where this party happened), haven't read it in years, and was surprised that I knew some of the people recently mentioned (like "Mary", who does happen to be in that photo)