Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[PoisonedBun]

Leave Parappa out of this, goddammit.

 

[Tard]

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we also got a white knighter whos doing the lords work
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Paid the $2.50 to get y'all some details but it ain't much of shit. :/ Enjoy the dump anyways I suppose and if ya need more, hmu. I got this until feb.

How old is the "babe" girl?

 

[Woop There It Is]

I can't wait to see what the next twist in the Shmorky Chronicles is.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

"I'm leaving for a long time. Maybe forever."
"Well as long as you're away from impressionable youths online and not convincing them to role play incest pedophilia with you...have a nice trip!"

 

[Little Billy Bigpants]

It's just generic awful diaper garbage.

Lookin' kinda Dave to me

 

[Woop There It Is]

Leave Parappa out of this, goddammit.

Unfortunately, even Parappa isn't safe from this level of degeneracy.

 

[widowspiderling]

How old is the "babe" girl?

Her name is Dee and I posted about it a couple pages back but she at least looks over 18. Shes one of the only ones shmorky will reply to on his patreon semi-regularly

 

[Fenris]

I want to get off mr shmorks wild ride

Honestly can't believe how deep this goes. Multiple personas, a voice actor, and all for some shitty pee pants roleplay.

 

[somewhereelse poster]

Wasn't it theorized he fell off the radar for a few years during the mid 2000s due to mysterious circumstances and came back even more fucked up than before? That's why he tells everyone he's a couple years younger than he is in reality.

No idea. I've seen that mentioned itt, but he was doing work for SA pretty consistently all that time, so I have no idea. And I'm fairly certain I remember him being around the forums then as well. I was a FYAD back then and seem to remember him being around pretty regularly. But that's all ~10 years ago and my memory is probably unreliable on such things.

 

[War Crime Deity]

He's not going to do it.

I dunno, man, when you've fucked up enough, anything can happen. That one dude from the Virginia Tech Massacre was hella public about his choices and look where that got him.

The most one could expect is that he huffs fumes from a diaper, pops a boner, and eats it. And by eat it, I mean suffocate.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I want to get off mr shmorks wild ride

Honestly can't believe how deep this goes. Multiple personas, a voice actor, and all for some shitty pee pants roleplay.

makes you wonder what else is kooked up in his shit-plaster head, don't it?

 

[Rhysuu]

Mr. Tax taking the piss again.

 

[Tard]

"I'm leaving forever, but this time for real the last three were just warm ups"

 

[nyess]

No one who runs off to media to post about wanting to die will ever do it

What would your step brother think shmorky

Spoiler

HUGBOX CHRONICLES PART 8 CONFIRMED

 

[Oekaki Hellion]

So, is Dave botching his suicide a good thing or a bad one? I can't tell.

That all depends on how laffo his wrist scars and/or mutilated dingus are.

 

[mil0]

Hey guys kinda off topic since the whole suicide watch stuff is going down but I totally forgot I'm friends with this degenerate on miitomo. For those of you who maybe don't know, it's like formspring: the game and you get a mii avatar and can take pics and stuff. Been going through some of his answers today and dumped a bunch of screen caps here:

https://imgur.com/a/fEOoh

He talks about his rats a lot and after hearing their fate from mandarys it makes me sick. Also I screencapped the one that mentioned "Omni" because I saw Omni on one of sandypants the dragons t shirts and had no idea what it was.

Also he seems to really love talking about sucking dicks which made me laugh pretty hard over his stupid sympathy comic.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Lookin' kinda Dave to me

Yeah, it matches his art style pretty well, and knowing what we know it does add up.

 

[Cuck Norris]

I did a thing.
https://clyp.it/dhnrohz5

 

[Tard]

Hey guys kinda off topic since the whole suicide watch stuff is going down but I totally forgot I'm friends with this degenerate on miitomo. For those of you who maybe don't know, it's like formspring: the game and you get a mii avatar and can take pics and stuff. Been going through some of his answers today and dumped a bunch of screen caps here:

https://imgur.com/a/fEOoh

He talks about his rats a lot and after hearing their fate from mandarys it makes me sick. Also I screencapped the one that mentioned "Omni" because I saw Omni on one of sandypants the dragons t shirts and had no idea what it was.

Also he seems to really love talking about sucking dicks which made me laugh pretty hard over his stupid sympathy comic.

Lmao
"I like cocks, in theory"
His fanbase, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[widowspiderling]

Hey guys kinda off topic since the whole suicide watch stuff is going down but I totally forgot I'm friends with this degenerate on miitomo. For those of you who maybe don't know, it's like formspring: the game and you get a mii avatar and can take pics and stuff. Been going through some of his answers today and dumped a bunch of screen caps here:

https://imgur.com/a/fEOoh

He talks about his rats a lot and after hearing their fate from mandarys it makes me sick. Also I screencapped the one that mentioned "Omni" because I saw Omni on one of sandypants the dragons t shirts and had no idea what it was.

Also he seems to really love talking about sucking dicks which made me laugh pretty hard over his stupid sympathy comic.

wait i think i missed what happened to the rats?