🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Hamberger Helper.]

is this bitch dumping mustard in a can of lentil soup?
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#GirlDinner #Wifey

 

[Nihil Jung]

is this bitch dumping mustard in a can of lentil soup?
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The boys really splurged on the Amy's for Binx. Mediocre soup, exceptionally expensive.

Expert here, and whatever they put in the lining of their cans gives me absolute liquid ass. Never again.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

is this bitch dumping mustard in a can of lentil soup?
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This bitch was talking about eating bananas with hot sauce the other day. Literal goblin food

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

is this bitch dumping mustard in a can of lentil soup? i miss 2am mizzy slop
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Mizzy must have shared her recipes.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Mizzy must have shared her recipes.

Unbelievably, at the beginning of the season Mizzy was capable of cooking more than Binx. I remember watching Binx burn shit on the stove since day 1 and just eat avocado toast

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Production is undoing all of Luke's work with a note telling Burt not to be dark Burt.
Just fantastic work from the retards in the basement. Spectacular.

 

[no-exit]

archive of Kawan's live after getting out of the tank
165 mb, 16 min video

 

[Hamberger Helper.]

Burt laughed!

 

[Endangered Species List]

Burt might actually get a real muscle from it soon.

Genuinely wondering what would happen to his implants at that point. They’d have to be removed right?

New hassle tattoo is a coverup

Less like a coverup and more like a blast over

Also didn't see this mentioned before but Brandon claims to be "Cherokee Native" in his insta profile, lmao.

Has Brandon said anything else about ft since his moralfagging post on Facebook? It seems like he deleted it too. I try to keep up with this thread as much as possible but obviously things slip through the cracks.

He's stressing that there'll be no fucking with the Fish and the audience should stop watching and "go get a woman pregnant".

Spoiler: His legacy lives on

It doesn’t make sense that kicking everyone out after 3 days was the original plan, when you consider the costs of flights, day rates, hotels, etc.

I remember hearing a few of the new fish say things that strongly implied that their contracts had them there for a three day minimum (obviously with caveats). Otherwise I think they all would’ve been kicked immediately after the Brandon thing or first thing the next day. There’s no way they originally planned to pay holiday airfare and hotel rates for all of the new fish. Then again, it’s not like the wiggers are known for their good spending habits.

Spoiler: Spoilered for TMI. Gross. You are WARNED

If you have really watery diarrhea accompanied by bad gas, the shit will hit the water so hard that it splashes back up on the back of the toilet seat and all over your ass. Then, when you're trying to wipe all this liquid shit off of yourself, it's easy to accidentally leave skidmarks on the seat. Also, if you don't make the effort to wipe the crack of your ass above the asshole, you'll leave a big skidmark in the center of the back of the toilet seat. Burt is taking so many conflicting meds and not eating properly, so I'm not surprised he has explosive diarrhea all the time.

Spoiler: Pro tip

Can’t remember where on the internet I learned this, but put a layer or two (…or more if needed) of toilet paper over the toilet water, reduces splash and noise.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

They gave Burt a walkie talkie that he couldn't figure out how to turn on. On the walkie is a really bad Alex impersonator on the radio. This is gonna be retarded and worse than anything Luke was about to do.

Also Burt is falling for the Alex impersonator. I seriously doubt this guy has an IQ in the triple digits.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Only Burt could overthink how to use a walkie talkie. Production had to step in and turn it on and then "Alex B" answered when he talked into it. New gaslight unlocked.

"Alex B" is giving Burt orders from Xavier's trailer in Schitty after his monkeys fought off the vampires. His orders are to take out Binx. Also Alex isn't the dad, he's the dad who stepped up.

I wonder if Jan Rankowski is the Alex impersonator lol.

 

[The Hierophant]

They gave Burt a walkie talkie that he couldn't figure out how to turn on. On the walkie is a really bad Alex impersonator on the radio. This is gonna be retarded and worse than anything Luke was about to do.

Also Burt is falling for the Alex impersonator. I seriously doubt this guy has an IQ in the triple digits.

"You are the monkey king, the king of my heart"

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

This is next level stuff. Goddamn

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

I still can't believe Burt exists... yall niggas think there is a chance that it's just an act?

 

[Rome Is Burning]

The Alex Impersonator is fucking hilarious. He said his wife beats him sometimes, but he still loves her, and said Burt reminds him of a monkey. Burt is literally so happy to talk to "Alex" that he's crying tears of joy

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I wonder if Jan Rankowski is the Alex impersonator lol.

It sounds like jet to me. At least we figured out what he does all day instead of running the show, he practices impersonations.

 

[scumfuck]

The gaslight is unreal right now. Burt's brain is going to be scrambled by the end of this.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"I won't let that blue haired jezebel win!" - Gold Burt

 

[dreamlander]

Is this Jet? He has a real talent for voices. Jon, Jimmy and now Alex B. Masterful performance.

The monkey sound effects lmaoo.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

I still can't believe Burt exists... yall niggas think there is a chance that it's just an act?

If that's an act, Burt is the greatest actor of our generation