Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

Currently at 14% enrage in P1 on Futures Rewritten Ultimate.

P1 is one of the more difficult first-phases but it's your standard intro. Probably more difficult than TOP P1, but also less annoying.
 
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Unfortunately, SE has gotten rid of all of the RNG parts of Astrologian. As lame as it could be, I miss fishing for Balance.
Noticed, but its the next job on list so might as well get it over with. Although so far the class just feels meh. The rng is what sold it for me the first time i heard bit apparently either people complained that the class wasnt consistent or that it was "hard" and thus it got neutered to hell.
 
Nice. Static or PF, and how many deaths were in that pull?
PF. I believe that specific pull had a DPS death, maybe two.

After doing a few more parties though, I'm through to phase 2. You can get by with deaths in P1, especially if you're potting your runs and you've got BiS for your job equipped. It's party-dependent though. Arcadion LHW being as easy as it was has almost definitely led a lotta people to go to FRU as their first ult.

I think it's one of the more difficult phase 1s we've had in ultimate, but much less annoying than TOP P1. It's still just a first-phase though, so not too crazy.

Looking into P2, this definitely seems like where we start to see that "ultimate difficulty".
 
As of this morning, I have officially exhausted all the Crystarium deliveries and am currently working the final Studium deliveries. All that's left now are Wachumeqimeqi deliveries
 
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I have reached lvl 50 with AST. Honestly i can see someone who truly knows AST in and out being a great addition to any party since it is so versatile. Honestly im enjoying it a little more than i expected. I think he will be my main healer class since ive seen some glam that is just too pretty for me to pass off.
 
I just started dipping my toes back into the MSQ. I haven't finished the first quest and it is already pissing me the fuck off.

- Tacos tacos tacooooooooooooooooooooooos
- Literally can't go 5 seconds without bumping into Wuk Lamat who instantly invites herself to join you
- Tuliyolall has apparently set up a tard wrangling program because a side effect of the Alexandrian time skip is a mandatory subscription to /r/antiwork or something. A 'support group' for people to learn 'vital skills'? What.
- The localization still has weird word usage/choices 'King Gulool Ja and his administration' just sounds...off...and I imagine it is someone on the localization team who is one of those literal translation retards.
- 'So it's decided then.' I am so sick of this line from Wuk Lamat and variations thereof. I get that it is trying to show her as a 'leader' but every time she says it, it comes off as the whiny toady who is repeating things the important people have already said.
- 'Because you consider yourself responsible for her demise, I take it. But that's not a burden you bear alone.' Shut up Wuk Lamat.
- So there is going to be a state funeral. Did Tetsuya Yamagami attend Shinzo Abe's funeral? Why is it a good idea for the people who 'killed' a beloved computer program to show up there? Why was this not even thought of?
- Hey, we know that you enjoy the other Scions, but before you ask, they've all fucked off to do other shit. Now shut up and listen to Troon Cat. No, child, puttering around Tuliyolall and interacting with the Scions would not be enjoyable. Enjoy Troon Cat.

This is just so half-assed.

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"Of course. I'm the only one who'll officially take part, though. The others will watch over the proceedings."

Probably the most Troon Cat line this forsaken piece of shit has uttered thus far.

Also, I'm probably being hypercritical here, but this exchange just sounded like how an autistic robot would imagine a conversation going:

Wuk Lamat: So, how have you been? It's been a while since my last visit.
Gulool Ja: I'm good. Shale is always teaching me new things.
Gulool Ja: Recently, I've learned about Everkeep's systems and the mechanical soldiers. It's knowledge I'll need to use my authority properly.
Wuk Lamat: Studious as always, I see. By way of a treat, I've brought you gateau au chocolat. It's a kind of cake. I think you'll like it.
Gulool Ja: Thank you, Lamaty'i. And thank you for coming. I've never been to a funeral before, so I feel less nervous having you here.
 
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I just started dipping my toes back into the MSQ. I haven't finished the first quest and it is already pissing me the fuck off.

- Tacos tacos tacooooooooooooooooooooooos
- Literally can't go 5 seconds without bumping into Wuk Lamat who instantly invites herself to join you
- Tuliyolall has apparently set up a tard wrangling program because a side effect of the Alexandrian time skip is a mandatory subscription to /r/antiwork or something. A 'support group' for people to learn 'vital skills'? What.
- The localization still has weird word usage/choices 'King Gulool Ja and his administration' just sounds...off...and I imagine it is someone on the localization team who is one of those literal translation retards.
- 'So it's decided then.' I am so sick of this line from Wuk Lamat and variations thereof. I get that it is trying to show her as a 'leader' but every time she says it, it comes off as the whiny toady who is repeating things the important people have already said.
- 'Because you consider yourself responsible for her demise, I take it. But that's not a burden you bear alone.' Shut up Wuk Lamat.
- So there is going to be a state funeral. Did Tetsuya Yamagami attend Shinzo Abe's funeral? Why is it a good idea for the people who 'killed' a beloved computer program to show up there? Why was this not even thought of?
- Hey, we know that you enjoy the other Scions, but before you ask, they've all fucked off to do other shit. Now shut up and listen to Troon Cat. No, child, puttering around Tuliyolall and interacting with the Scions would not be enjoyable. Enjoy Troon Cat.

This is just so half-assed.
Did you not get the memo? Wuk Lamat is now the leader of the scions, that's why she is always around and giving orders.

Anyone else noticed that as soon as 6.0 ended the Warrior of Light went back to not having anything to say? The few times you actually get the option to pick a line of dialogue it's just the choice between "I agree." and "I'll do it."
 
Did you not get the memo? Wuk Lamat is now the leader of the scions, that's why she is always around and giving orders.

Yes, which is why I've only just now started fucking around with the MSQ again.

Also, as an addendum to my edit, it is fucking hilarious that the quest immediately ends as soon as anyone other than Troon Cat or Autistic Lizard start talking. Alisaie and Krile both have lines that seem to just be begrudgingly tacked on.
 
Holy shit the Japs tried to claim world first but they got caught using third party tools again.

Literally every time this has happened they've had to commit fucking seppuku and delete their characters.
 
Holy shit the Japs tried to claim world first but they got caught using third party tools again.

Literally every time this has happened they've had to commit fucking seppuku and delete their characters.
AHEM:
I kind of want to login and play but I feel like DT sapped all hope out of me.
The EX fight was cool but once you've done it why would I keep doing it for some weapon 99% of the playerbase are just going to cheat to get?
There is no prestige in anything anymore due to cheaters.
 
Well...if Yoshi Peepee was serious about what he said last time, you can kiss your precious ultimates goodbye.
There's no point in tirelessly working so hard to program and create this kind of difficult content if a group of retards are always going to undermine their efforts by cheating in some way. At the very least, world firsts will no longer be recognized because 99% of the time, it's not legit anyway.

Ironically it's the people all about HONORU who were caught....again.

At the very least, if you're gonna cheat, cheat in a way where people can't tell that you're cheating. Cheaters are getting sloppy and assume there aren't people autistic enough to find out. The Japs don't learn. I guess the first example wasn't enough and if it wasn't enough the second one won't be either. It's gonna keep happening until Yoshi gets tired of it and just stops production on ultimates altogether.

Congrats sweaty top players, ya played yourselves.
 
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Well...if Yoshi Peepee was serious about what he said last time, you can kiss your precious ultimates goodbye.
There's no point in tirelessly working so hard to program and create this kind of difficult content if a group of retards are always going to undermine their efforts by cheating in some way. At the very least, world firsts will no longer be recognized because 99% of the time, it's not legit anyway.

Ironically it's the people all about HONORU who were caught....again.

At the very least, if you're gonna cheat, cheat in a way where people can't tell that you're cheating. Cheaters are getting sloppy and assume there aren't people autistic enough to find out. The Japs don't learn. I guess the first example wasn't enough and if it wasn't enough the second one won't be either. It's gonna keep happening until Yoshi gets tired of it and just stops production on ultimates altogether.

Congrats sweaty top players, ya played yourselves.
Remind me again, why the fuck do they not even bother to hide their cheats semi-competently if they’re going to post it out for the world to see? Was it some retarded-ass acknowledgement by the devs for getting the first clear or something?

Either way, delicious indeed. Looking forward to what Yoshi’s response will be.
 
Holy shit the Japs tried to claim world first but they got caught using third party tools again
fucking Pixel Perfect, why do 13 follower X accounts even care

Remind me again, why the fuck do they not even bother to hide their cheats semi-competently if they’re going to post it out for the world to see?
because they didn't think anyone would notice


Looking forward to what Yoshi’s response will be.
everyone involved has the achievement deleted from them and they have to publically apologize
in 7.15 we get the option to make the hitbox pixel visible vanilla making what happened pointless just like what happened with P7S "illegal waymarks" that after the 6.25 patch could be made legitimately but the person who shared the first set of illegal waymarks on the JP servers got banned for it
 
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Remind me again, why the fuck do they not even bother to hide their cheats semi-competently if they’re going to post it out for the world to see? Was it some retarded-ass acknowledgement by the devs for getting the first clear or something?

Either way, delicious indeed. Looking forward to what Yoshi’s response will be.

People get sloppy and just forget, generally.

There was someone I know of who was running a bunch of addons and I guess there was some nude mod they were running. They were streaming on Twitch, which is how I found them, and they had a freakout when they inspected someone and they got a default naked model.

Strangely enough, it was, as near as I could tell, a genuine girl and not some troon or neckbeard creep.
 
i'm in a CWLS with a bunch of actual women
all of them have mare
one of them has a modbeast twink malera

you underestimate the perversions of the fujoshi

Yeah, I know that women are really into playing dressup, for that gposing shit, but I was kinda surprised with just full on blatant nude mods and shit.

I guess I'm one of those old-fogey chuds.
 
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