🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[AssignedEva]

At this point having seen the way that Burt acts, I do not think he will leave of his own will/volition. The only way he might leave is if someone else he is attached to is also leaving at the same time and implants the idea in his mind that they should leave together (this was also the only way that Alex left)

I actually think they need to keep the cameras going for when Fishtank ends and they have to actually get him to leave and go home, because I imagine that will be a mission

 

[Godmode]

I actually think they need to keep the cameras going for when Fishtank ends and they have to actually get him to leave and go home, because I imagine that will be a mission

He may end up as a Ring Wraith in Schitty for eternity.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I wanna put my hat in the Ben and "fishtank femcel" drama.

It's more manipulative on her end because she was trying to use his position to get on the show, and then when he refused she tried to accuse him of shit. People always talk about "power dynamics bad" when the reverse can also be true. Someone who covets fame or fortune going after someone who they think has more power and then putting them in a bad position.

But because it's mostly women who do shit like this it will never gain traction. Nobody should have to live in a world where every interaction they have could result in a #MeToo style callout. This shit needs to end.

 

[no-exit]

Burt's behavior and acting made a lot more sense when I remembered he's been educated as sped his entire life. Especially as one high functioning enough to be somewhat independent and go to university. Sometimes you got to sit them down and say, "listen. There's some behaviors that are socially unacceptable. Act exactly as I say". However, because they're sped, they will never understand why its socially acceptable. Trying to explain it to them is futile, so you must impose upon them the notion of "trust me completely, even if you don't understand". It's not a moral failing or anything, it's just necessary for them to integrate into society in whatever way they can.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Burt's behavior and acting made a lot more sense when I remembered he's been educated as sped his entire life. Especially as one high functioning enough to be somewhat independent and go to university. Sometimes you got to sit them down and say, "listen. There's some behaviors that are socially unacceptable. Act exactly as I say". However, because they're sped, they will never understand why its socially acceptable. Trying to explain it to them is futile, so you must impose upon them the notion of "trust me completely, even if you don't understand". It's not a moral failing or anything, it's just necessary for them to integrate into society in whatever way they can.

Along with this, Burt can be convinced of almost anything if you just repeat it a few times. For instance he is now fully in support of Donald Trump.

There have been a number of times someone has convinced him to flip flop to their side in a handful of minutes.

 

[Mörkö]

Burt is in the basement trying to come up with an acronym for P.A.Y.T.O.N - so far he has Powerful Amazing Youthful, and asking Luke and the audience for help coming up with a "positive N word."

TTS: Burt, you are a positive N word.

(Edit) P.A.Y.T.O.N = Powerful Amazing Youthful Terrific Outstanding Neighbor
L.U.K.E = Legendary Urban King Energy
B.I.A.N.C.A. = Bitchy Insincere Abominable Narcissistic Callous Antagonist

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Its a slippery slope talking about the ethics of giving money to Jewish child rapists when the world is owned and operated by Jewish child rapists and, in a sense, only subsistence hermits are free of that culpability entirely. I'm not saying I approve of Jet's tranny chasing or his ritual of burning money by buying clown clothes, but as much as I loathe unibrow at times he doesn't strike me as a child predator. Brandon? Who knows.

It also bears noting that anyone who owns something that's made in China (which is all of us) owns something that was likely made with, or contributes to, child slave labor. There's no point in purity-spiraling over culpability for purchasing child-unfriendly products, because it's unavoidable in a global economy.

An attempt at canceling Balenciaga was made, it failed. Brandon, however, has most emphatically and successfully been cancelled. He will continue to make child fetish wear and model gay BDSM gear, because nobody else will hire him for at least the next decade, by which time not even plastic surgery will be able to hide the sagging and decay.

Besides, we already know that Jet has no taste and buys overpriced, ugly wigger clothes. That's a given at this point.

 

[bookers]

It's more manipulative on her end because she was trying to use his position to get on the show, and then when he refused she tried to accuse him of shit.

this seems completely obvious to me to the point where its not even really worth discussing.
anyways
i am like... i am getting really fatty'd out
his long wandering meaningless stories or whatever
he just talks so damn much it sucks all of the oxygen out of the room and is completely overpowering.

i mean idk maybe nothing would be happening without him but its just really grating

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Yeah Fatty can be annoying, but I like him. He adds that mental stack to the Fish Tank. He's like a living Jjjjjjjj message.

 

[BullfrogBill]

I really hope that Jet told Payton in the basement that Binx is a plant and that she will be leaving soon because she's really getting on my nerves, I can't stand to listen to her baby talk and watch her acting like a 5 year old in an anime anymore. I've never been more annoyed watching this show before. Binx makes Josie not seem so bad in retrospect.

 

[neger psykolog]

Yeah Fatty can be annoying, but I like him. He adds that mental stack to the Fish Tank. He's like a living Jjjjjjjj message.

If we're suffering just by enduring his physical presence on a screen, just imagine being a contestant and being stuck in the same house as him.

 

[AssignedEva]

Yeah Fatty can be annoying, but I like him. He adds that mental stack to the Fish Tank. He's like a living Jjjjjjjj message.

Fatty's alright when he's being a terror to the other fish, the problem is when he thinks he's entertaining to the audience, or he derails something that could have been entertaining because he wants the fish to pay attention to him.

 

[The Tall Man]

Burt is in the basement trying to come up with an acronym for P.A.Y.T.O.N - so far he has Powerful Amazing Youthful, and asking Luke and the audience for help coming up with a "positive N word."

TTS: Burt, you are a positive N word.

(Edit) P.A.Y.T.O.N = Powerful Amazing Youthful Terrific Outstanding Neighbor
L.U.K.E = Legendary Urban King Energy
B.I.A.N.C.A. = Bitchy Insincere Abominable Narcissistic Callous Antagonist

B.E.N. = Big Energy Nigga

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Fatty is never alright. Decapitate fatty. But first make him put a shirt on, seeing his disgusting body is offensive to my sensibilities.

 

[itogi]

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

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Speaking of the polygraph, that might be the most failed nothingburger bit in fishtank history.
They didn't even announce all the questions and answers to the other fish.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

 

[itogi]

Jet just told Binx that she is "favourite downstairs" and that they (Prod) want her to win, gave her a fishbuck and asked about what items she wants from Prod.

 

[Character]

Speaking of the polygraph, that might be the most failed nothingburger bit in fishtank history.
They didn't even announce all the questions and answers to the other fish.

They should've asked better questions, with the ones they had now there was no content to be made since everybody just told the truth. Just the fact that production thinks >10 bodycount for a 30yo is some exceptional thing explains a lot.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Jet just told Binx that she is "favourite downstairs" and that they (Prod) want her to win, gave her a fishbuck and asked about what items she wants from Prod.

This is 100% a bit and they're taking the piss out of us.