🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

  • Total voters
    1,044
"Binx is totally not blacked guys, you can go buy her roses, toys and plushies." -Jet Nepstein
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Jet just told Binx that she is "favourite downstairs" and that they (Prod) want her to win, gave her a fishbuck and asked about what items she wants from Prod.
This is 100% a bit and they're taking the piss out of us.
Oh, 100%. I have a strong feeling they actually want to boot her from the show soon.
Cymbalta the lion got gassed up and axed. It was a group vote sure but if prod wanted to save him they could've.

Binx boot incoming
 
When he got punched, spun round and went down to his knee's with his anus on full display to a room full of people. It was, horror and art, in a single moment.
When did this happen? 🧐

Burt just casually broke down why a lot of Fish bs doesn't hit. When Binx came around him and broke a glass, he began his rant.

He basically said that breaking things for no reason isn't funny, it's contrived and fake.

He explained that the difference with him breaking the marinara jar, was that he did it out of anger. It had a purpose, therefore it was entertaining.

Then he called her a desperate "pick me" bitch.
 
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See, I told you guys. Marathon and Halo are clearly set in the Fishtank universe. You think Jet putting The Fall of Reach in season 1 for Mauro to read was an accident? You saw all the Halo references in season 2. You should know that Burt is a reincarnation of the nameless main protagonist of Marathon and that Fish Tank is a direct sequel to Marathon Infinity. Whilst also finally unifying it with Halo as was the original intent with Halo CE. Obviously Luke represents Master Chief. And The Fall of Reach present in Fishtank 1 foreshadows this. Burt is on the right track about multiple timelines as the alternative Xavier we see is clearly an incarnation of Durandal who didn't merge with Toth (or maybe he did and that would explain his god like power and masterful trolling skills?) Burt is close to mastering control over time and dimensional travel as he did in Marathon Infinity. And when accomplished he will finally be able to go back in time and rape Alex as he wanted to all along. And that will be the end of the Fish Tank story.
 
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