Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[lindsayfan]

the wholesomeness is off the charts. another lovable, engaging video from someone who appreciates and enjoys the process of making food

 

[neger psykolog]

the wholesomeness is off the charts. another lovable, engaging video from someone who appreciates and enjoys the process of making food

Yeah Rob is awesome. I try to watch all of his videos. He's pretty knowledgeable, doesn't have any arrogance at all in him and is just so pleasant to watch.

A true palate cleanser after seeing anything to do with Jack Scalfani.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Always nice to see some more wholesome and informative content from Rob. This is the kind of stuff you expect to see from someone that actually cares & knows what he's talking about.

It should actually be in the OP that he threatened to kill the dogs in his neighborhood if they delayed his mail delivery.

Don't forget that he also refused to remove the harness on their dog (which she was already getting too big for iirc) in order to punish/discipline her.

 

[biggacracka]

Don't forget that he also refused to remove the harness on their dog (which she was already getting too big for iirc) in order to punish/discipline her.

"It's lidduraly a sucurty blanket for her [obj]"
t. Jack "eternal harness" scalfatty

 

[Schwarzwald]

>tfw you will never eat a Thanksgiving feast prepared by Jack that will result in dysentery and hospitalization

 

[Marc]

>tfw you will never eat a Thanksgiving feast prepared by Jack that will result in dysentery and hospitalization

I felt the same way when Jack Chaplin passed.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What a nice and thankful man

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Yeah and some of us were doing it even before COVID was a thing and we're still doing it now.

But what would this asshole know about working from home as he hasn't worked a day in his life since started his Jewtube career.

Always nice to see some more wholesome and informative content from Rob. This is the kind of stuff you expect to see from someone that actually cares & knows what he's talking about.

Don't forget that he also refused to remove the harness on their dog (which she was already getting too big for iirc) in order to punish/discipline her.

Or years ago when they were still in California and checking out homes in Tennessee there was the neighbor's dog who had one of those invisible tethers on them. You know how it is. Dog has a collar that shocks them if they step outside of their yard.

He hears about it and tries to get the dog to run over to him. Fucking faggot needed to be kicked in the balls at that point.

 

[Puggers]

Look at this cool guy. Godbless the locals having to deal with fatty wheeling around in his scooter fighting over TVs.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Look at this cool guy. Godbless the locals having to deal with fatty wheeling around in his scooter fighting over TVs.

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what kind of name is 'launchpoint church?'

 

[p1138]

what kind of name is 'launchpoint church?'

A wannabe mega church for fuckups. If you look the place up in Lebanon, TN it looks like it's in a failed roadside stripmall but apparently they bought 4 acres a few years ago and plan to build a new church there that seats 500, and eventually upgrade from that as well.

I've seen similar in my area as well. They usually tend to lean very heavily into the helping the homeless/addicts/etc vibes while wanting to appear "casual and hip" hence having fucking merch.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Look at this cool guy. Godbless the locals having to deal with fatty wheeling around in his scooter fighting over TVs.

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Loved how he complained about Black Friday being everywhere and how the ads are bad, yet he is Black Friday shopping. Jack sure showed them.

Anyway

Jack hates Mark Zuckerberg




Jack is mad at a book store

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

LOL #Ozempic. Jagoff is absolutely seething at the fact other obese whales from church are dropping serious weight while he remains stuck in his "Plateau". Also nobody who is on Ozempic and successfully losing weight is gonna feel the need to qualify their decision to do so to a gimped-out fat retard. Jack is the only one sore about other peoples' success.


Also his obsession with WFH folks is pathologic. He acts like they get paid directly out of his bank account.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack says this yet he is very defensive about what he eats that he has to hide it in his food review show.

I hope Jack gets pushed off his wheel chair

 

[Tiresome]

I love how Jack lumps Ozempic among other peoples' "bad choices", just because his equally retarded brother told him it's poison or something and he treats that as gospel. God forbid people take genuine concrete steps to improve their health, clearly that's equally as bad as a cookie or a vape. The sooner this guy's crippled ass follows his already dead brain, the better.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

LOL #Ozempic. Jagoff is absolutely seething at the fact other obese whales from church are dropping serious weight while he remains stuck in his "Plateau". Also nobody who is on Ozempic and successfully losing weight is gonna feel the need to qualify their decision to do so to a gimped-out fat retard. Jack is the only one sore about other peoples' success.


Also his obsession with WFH folks is pathologic. He acts like they get paid directly out of his bank account.

More irony from this thin skinned bitch. Any time somebody challenges him he acts like it's a personal attack.

And he "works from home" and doesn't actually work in the process. No. He instead built a "kitchen set" for his larp to prove to us it's for realsies just like anybody who has a home office would.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack talks about bad eating choices but then you remember he considers Broccoli and vegetables to be literal poison.

 

[Tiresome]

Jack talks about bad eating choices but then you remember he considers Broccoli and vegetables to be literal poison.

Two people in this world are actively and constantly trying to end Jack Russell Scalfani in two separate ways. His brother is killing his mind and his wife is killing his body. It might be tragic and Shakespearean if it wasn't so utterly ludicrous and if Jack wasn't deliberately such a useless and hateful excuse for a human being.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I felt the same way when Jack Chaplin passed.

How did you know about him? He was a local.

I discovered Scalfani trying to find Chaplin

Yeah and some of us were doing it even before COVID was a thing and we're still doing it now.

But what would this asshole know about working from home as he hasn't worked a day in his life since started his Jewtube career.


Or years ago when they were still in California and checking out homes in Tennessee there was the neighbor's dog who had one of those invisible tethers on them. You know how it is. Dog has a collar that shocks them if they step outside of their yard.

He hears about it and tries to get the dog to run over to him. Fucking faggot needed to be kicked in the balls at that point.

He shocks his own dogs for barking and farting.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

LOL #Ozempic. Jagoff is absolutely seething at the fact other obese whales from church are dropping serious weight while he remains stuck in his "Plateau". Also nobody who is on Ozempic and successfully losing weight is gonna feel the need to qualify their decision to do so to a gimped-out fat retard. Jack is the only one sore about other peoples' success.


Also his obsession with WFH folks is pathologic. He acts like they get paid directly out of his bank account.

Fuck off, Jack. Yeah a few people did less work, but most companies had a rise in productivity because their workers didn't have to deal with commutes, get distracted by office chit-chat, have to pay for expensive lunches/coffee, being stuck in a cube under harsh lighting for 8 hours, etc. He's never worked a real job in his life. Being a wedding DJ or DJing on a rinky dink country station doesn't count.

 

[Marc]

How did you know about him? He was a local.

Daddy Jack had two Youtube channels through which he shared his morbid obesity and cross-contamination practices (I saw more than one video end with a big red handprint still in the flour station he had reached into immediately after handling raw ground beef or pork chops). It's been my experience that, although Cooking With The Blues didn't come up as often in "cooking lolcow" discussions as Scalfatty, Kay, Masao, Auntie Fee, Steven Reed/Weber Cooks (the college microwave cooking instructional sex offender) or Simply Sara did, people would still highlight Chaplin's uploads documenting his propensity for blatant OSHA violations within a commercial kitchen during business hours.

Though the wrong Jack definitely died first, we may as well make the most of Jagoff raging against the dying light.

Speaking of chefcows of history: I remember the autistic Krabby Patty kid squirting himself in the eyes with an onion and eating a raw hamburger, Marie's homemade Italian tomato sauce from Italy which uses all canned ingredients (including canned tomato sauce), the fat couple making spaghetti where they left in the wife having a Donald Duck fart, and the wholesome girl who DFE'd when people started asking if she had an intact hymen. I'd appreciate anyone chiming in with others I've either forgotten or, perhaps, never seen.