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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 184 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,043
He fucking won.
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What in the fuck even is this?
Production told him he needed to go downstairs and "finish the tutorial first"
So he went downstairs and Xavier is telling him how to jump by pressing space (and he literally jumps as if he is doing a tutorial)
or enter his dragon stance by pressing Y + B

I've got no idea what the fuck is going on. This is some bizarro world shit.
 
I'm not sure if this is real or not, but this is an acceptable ending to me, because Binx and Payton didn't win.
If Burt is voted off or kicked the show is over. I don't think even the most seething Burt hater would argue with that. A Binx Payton finale ending would be the worst shit imaginable. Just dogshit.
 
If Burt is voted off or kicked the show is over. I don't think even the most seething Burt hater would argue with that. A Binx Payton finale ending would be the worst shit imaginable. Just dogshit.
Production fucked up so hard by letting cymbalta get kicked off - he was the only redeemable person.
Binx and Peyote are totally unviable as winners.

Burt is the only possible winner.

Burt still has like 4-5x the endorsements of Binx/Peyote, and also has more endorsements than Luke. He truly is number one.
 
Burt is finding this overwhelming and has asked for a break, as well as some popcorn and Pepsi (specifically caffeine)

For anyone not watching this, they keep spamming all sorts of sound clips while he's doing it as well.

He's asking for a pause again. Production is going on still.
 
The symbolism of the two nontent queens watching Gold Burt train in the yard is peak
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They're watching Burt, production is watching/filming Burt, we're watching Burt, and nobody is watching them because they suck shit through a straw
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This is Burt's show, he's the star. This is Burt's world, we're just living in it. He has ascended and become an avatar of the masculine solar. He must triumph over the lunar feminine of the lesbian dyad to restore balance to fishtank.
 
They're watching Burt, production is watching/filming Burt, we're watching Burt, and nobody is watching them because they suck shit through a straw
True.

I think they're trying to gaslight him to leave the house to disqualify him for his own good. Or they're going to do something related to bloodgames. I mean the tutorial and bringing in Xavier are related.

Binx came downstairs, said she has no idea what is going on and that "they" said her and peyote are "boring" - at least they know lol

edit: A TTS (I assume from production) told Binx to fuck off and go back upstairs and they're trying to get Burt to go through the door where the cameraman left
 
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