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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
itogi said:
GOLDEN BURT
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He fucking won.
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Enig said:
If this is their way to kick Burt out I hope they're ready for the show to nosedive into a mountain with the final two being a goblina and a nontent girl.
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I think this was meant to be a bit making him think he won, but he's too retarded/160IQ to believe that. Not even audience believes it, another neptunian moment.
 
mer569 said:
I think this was meant to be a bit making him think he won, but he's too retarded/160IQ to believe that. Not even audience believes it, another neptunian moment.
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He even just said "there's 9 days left".
He seems more aware than anyone else there lol.
 
What in the fuck even is this?
Production told him he needed to go downstairs and "finish the tutorial first"
So he went downstairs and Xavier is telling him how to jump by pressing space (and he literally jumps as if he is doing a tutorial)
or enter his dragon stance by pressing Y + B

I've got no idea what the fuck is going on. This is some bizarro world shit.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I'm not sure if this is real or not, but this is an acceptable ending to me, because Binx and Payton didn't win.
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If Burt is voted off or kicked the show is over. I don't think even the most seething Burt hater would argue with that. A Binx Payton finale ending would be the worst shit imaginable. Just dogshit.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
If Burt is voted off or kicked the show is over. I don't think even the most seething Burt hater would argue with that. A Binx Payton finale ending would be the worst shit imaginable. Just dogshit.
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Production fucked up so hard by letting cymbalta get kicked off - he was the only redeemable person.
Binx and Peyote are totally unviable as winners.

Burt is the only possible winner.

Burt still has like 4-5x the endorsements of Binx/Peyote, and also has more endorsements than Luke. He truly is number one.
 
Another bit that has no thought, is not funny, and will lead nowhere. And this is what they came up with after multiple days of brainstorming. End the show.
 
Burt is finding this overwhelming and has asked for a break, as well as some popcorn and Pepsi (specifically caffeine)

For anyone not watching this, they keep spamming all sorts of sound clips while he's doing it as well.

He's asking for a pause again. Production is going on still.
 
The symbolism of the two nontent queens watching Gold Burt train in the yard is peak
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They're watching Burt, production is watching/filming Burt, we're watching Burt, and nobody is watching them because they suck shit through a straw
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This is Burt's show, he's the star. This is Burt's world, we're just living in it. He has ascended and become an avatar of the masculine solar. He must triumph over the lunar feminine of the lesbian dyad to restore balance to fishtank.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
They're watching Burt, production is watching/filming Burt, we're watching Burt, and nobody is watching them because they suck shit through a straw
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True.

I think they're trying to gaslight him to leave the house to disqualify him for his own good. Or they're going to do something related to bloodgames. I mean the tutorial and bringing in Xavier are related.

Binx came downstairs, said she has no idea what is going on and that "they" said her and peyote are "boring" - at least they know lol

edit: A TTS (I assume from production) told Binx to fuck off and go back upstairs and they're trying to get Burt to go through the door where the cameraman left
 
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