Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Gunter Fehlilnger

Gunter is inoffensive and charming not even a lolcow just a bizarre dude. Let the man cook all the ex maps he wants.

also I'd love to see pat even attempt to do one of these

 

[Divine right to rule]

Got some new VOICE OF FATRICK™ clips from his xeets/skeets

Bonus: Some monstrosity that didn't come out well but is very disturbing.

 

[Pig Cannon]

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How sad (and fat) do you have to be to post something like this? He's like John Bolton and Gunter Fehlilnger if he ate both of them.

LOOKS LIKE PAT IS GETTING COAL INSTEAD

right after a lengthy copepost too:


is he ever right about ANYTHING?

 

[Broadside]

Pat's Thanksgiving meal looks like something served at a retirement home. Just tragic in its sadness, really.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I guess it was another meal at the mission this year. Depressing, really.

 

[Meriasek]

I can think of a million ways to do that paragraph without sounding like a redditor. "It was a cold, dark night in deep space. Of course, every second in deep space was a cold, dark night."

Patrick has the Verbose Disease, where he thinks that the more words you write means you're intelligent. He has that, because he's a bad writer and a fat faggot with bitch tits.

He was trying to be Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett with the kinda tongue-in-cheek self-aware and -referential writing. He wanted to write the next Hitchikers Guide, but a totally more Hard SciFi Hitchikers Guide.
Problem is that he's not even a self-aware human being, and failed high school science. So that whole plan kinda sank before it even left the dry dock.
Also, a fucking paper plate Thanksgiving dinner. Now that's a level of sadness only Fatpat could unironically post.

 

[inconel]

Pat's Thanksgiving meal looks like something served at a retirement home. Just tragic in its sadness, really.
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Apparently that is CQ_Beans Thanksgiving dinner, before he added gravy and the brothermen are just doing a bit.

 

[Associate Rick]

Pat's Thanksgiving meal looks like something served at a retirement home. Just tragic in its sadness, really.
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He joined Shane Nokes at the homeless shelter for a divine meal, sorry that none of us can understand, I guess we should all just enjoy prison.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I would force feed Patrick his dice if he tried to play with my group.

No, child. You wouldn't. You would be immediately immobilized and held down while the cops were called. The back of your head would also get slapped by pendulous, disgusting bitch tits. He'd then willingly eat his dice. He willingly eats many, many things.

Enjoy prison.

I was going to psychoanalise Pat and say maybe he calls everyone child every time because he so misses his baby; but then remembered he threatened to like.. Burn that baby down.

So was my delusion

You two...

Pig man decided today he will be a bitch worthy of his bitchtits

Really helped improve my mood after having to go through a TSA checkpoint. I'm not sure what's larger in quantity, the amount of hate Rick has for being a physically fit, likable, successful author or the amount of hate I have for the US government.

You pretty much get side eyes in Wisconsin for not being a die hard packers fan.

No, child. You don't. The FBI knows you don't. They know Patrick does because he's so fat people are damn amazed he's still in their peripheral vision 20 seconds after walking by them.

A lifetime of prepping bulls.....sometimes literally thanks to his daddy's ole rodeo friends....has taken its toll on fatrick's jaw

For you, my beloved Judge:

Patrick is prepping Kool'aidrion after opening the cans of Bush's Baked Beans for D'arquarius and Kayeff'ceevon. Kool'aidrion is clenching his cheeks hard as not to waste the PPP payout Nikki makes available to the "marginalized communities" for their "contributions to local culture."

It's a blow-bang situation for the nogs as Patrick gets on his knees in a central part of the room (they will have to help him up after since his knees can't take the weight anymore).

"Glargh! Glargh! Glargh!*" He then gasps and licks his piggy lips as he pulls back from the BBC.

He looks up at Kool'aidrion with watery eyes and exclaims, "Yeah...you like that deep throat action, don't you, child? The police know you do."

He then reaches out a trotter to grasp at the nearest black cock floating by him and with a very gay lisp says, "Get that atalker cock over here! You may not enjoy this. But. We. Will."

*-I really don't know how to write blowjob noises.

Pat's Thanksgiving meal looks like something served at a retirement home. Just tragic in its sadness, really.
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Did he put that turkey in dehydrator? Why the fuck is it so dry?

So that whole plan kinda sank before it even left the dry dock.

I suspect most common watercraft that Patrick boards would sink before they left the dry dock. He is quite overweight.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Gunter is inoffensive and charming not even a lolcow just a bizarre dude. Let the man cook all the ex maps he wants.

also I'd love to see pat even attempt to do one of these

He's like a mock UN club member trapped in an adults body you can't really hate him because he just bounces around so many political ideas you simply can't catch him in one that's too damning. Rick however is firmly set in stone with his easily disprovable beliefs. Like the "34 counts of stealing the 2016 election,that is a FACT" claim. Gunther's idiosyncrasies stems from his outdated hatred of communism and fascism and autistic passion of the European union/the Balkans. Patrick just wants to be, like said earlier, the conservative brought onto a left winging news outlet to be the political equivalent of a rodeo clown,just like Pop-Pop Tom-Tom.

 

[Judge Holden]

Pat's Thanksgiving meal looks like something served at a retirement home. Just tragic in its sadness, really.
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TFW you realise how fatrick's existence explains and justifies each and every one of the dumb nigger stereotypes about white people

 

[Broadside]

Apparently that is CQ_Beans Thanksgiving dinner, before he added gravy and the brothermen are just doing a bit.

I refuse to believe you

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

He's like a mock UN club member trapped in an adults body you can't really hate him because he just bounces around so many political ideas you simply can't catch him in one that's too damning

its that and I highly doubt Gunter has any actual say in anything important. He seems like a nice guy who has probably never harmed a fly in his life, unlike pat. Gunter is just a goofball, pat threatened to kill his own newborn kid. Gunter's worst crime is he's probably wasting taxpayer dollars doing all his HoI map balkanization schtick which is frankly, in my books, BASED and makes me very jealous. Gunter legitimately seems like a guy I'd love to chill and shoot the shit with and bond over our shared map autism.

 

[Judge Holden]

I refuse to believe you

I vote in this specific instance reality be put to popular vote:

All those in favour of this actually being fatricks fatsgiving lunch say AYE

All opposed say NOCHILD

EDIT: Orbital Warfare expert fatrick weighs in on shooting down all of Elon's satellites

 

[AnOminous]

Pat's Thanksgiving meal looks like something served at a retirement home. Just tragic in its sadness, really.

It looks like something that would be shoved under the door of some prisoner in solitary in the hole, for when Nutraloaf just isn't disgusting enough as a punishment.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

its that and I highly doubt Gunter has any actual say in anything important. He seems like a nice guy who has probably never harmed a fly in his life, unlike pat. Gunter is just a goofball, pat threatened to kill his own newborn kid. Gunter's worst crime is he's probably wasting taxpayer dollars doing all his HoI map balkanization schtick which is frankly, in my books, BASED and makes me very jealous. Gunter legitimately seems like a guy I'd love to chill and shoot the shit with and bond over our shared map autism.

Gunther is like if the Polar Express know it all kid was raised on a steady diet of spitting image and kaiserreich but then got bitten by a radioactive Jimmy Carter.

Also I was wrong in every last delusional detail about Rick turns out he DOES have a conservative belief,and by that I mean he has an irrational paranoia and hatred of anything within the middle east


Piggy is big mad they won't try and hang a soon to be sitting president.

Pat's Thanksgiving meal looks like something served at a retirement home. Just tragic in its sadness, really.
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How can one man be this fat and yet consider this a "Thanksgiving Meal"?

 

[Judge Holden]

How can one man be this fat

It doeth boggle the noggle mine foggle

EDIT: Oh my fucking god....


The mental image of #resistance fatrick duel wielding laser pointers against the right wing death squads is killing me fucking dead

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

It doeth boggle the noggle mine foggle

EDIT: Oh my fucking god....
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The mental image of #resistance fatrick duel wielding laser pointers against the right wing death squads is killing me fucking dead

Now I imagine him as a masked vigilante fatly prowling the night with paint filled water balloons and laser pointers. Quipping at "Criminals" (random strangers in red hats) and cleaning the Milwaukeen streets one CHILD at a time.

 

[Judge Holden]

Now I imagine him as a masked vigilante fatly prowling the night with paint filled water balloons and laser pointers. Quipping at "Criminals" (random strangers in red hats) and cleaning the Milwaukeen streets one CHILD at a time.

Only question now is do we hire an autist to make a sidescroller game off this concept, or a Doom mod based on this concept

 

[Post Reply]

It doeth boggle the noggle mine foggle

EDIT: Oh my fucking god....
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The mental image of #resistance fatrick duel wielding laser pointers against the right wing death squads is killing me fucking dead

Losing the election has got him so butthurt that he's back to paint balloon style slacktivism.