Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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Vicky types say things like "I collect interesting people"
Having a whore/IVDA/insane person interaction to show off is a one-up conversation piece, nothing more.
It's merely trading new shinies with her fellow sycophants.
Funnily, we've never seen Vicky talk about such things before, because she would shit herself (again) and scoot away.
 
Oh my God. These insufferable twits. As it happens, due to the nature of my work, I spoke to several of each category just yesterday, and they're fucking annoying. Genuine, dyed-in-the-wool street drug users are manipulative and whiny as fuck. Genuinely suicidal people are mopey, maladjusted, and often kind of pathetic (the one I did a check on was upset that his girlfriend didn't want to work things out after he got arrested for armed robbery).

"Neurodiverse"? They wouldn't know true mental illness if it ran them over with a blinged-out Sherman tank. These trendy little fuckers have no idea. I recently changed the stump dressing on a Muslim man who could not stop himself from pointing his index finger upward, and so in order to not offend Allah, he bit his own finger off. Then I dealt with a girl who is so deep into psychosis she is convinced she's bleeding from her penis and would not tolerate assessment due to believing she will be sodomized by her father again if she takes off her pants.

Vicky wouldn't last 5 minutes. The only people I believe she actually does speak to on a regular basis are whores and queers, and that's because every lefty these days is one or both. But internet whores and the type of street whore they seem to idolize are totally different beasts, and they likely wouldn't do well speaking to them, either.

This is why we've got another movement they've cannibalised, the imperfect patient. Originally it was about how people with chronic illness can be difficult because they still exist as a person with their own issues outside of disability. It's been given the "no ethical consumption under capitalism" treatment as a get out of jail card for being an insufferable hypocritical cunt to everyone.

Yes you have your own life outside of your disability, which also means you have your own responsibility to treat other people properly. However this has morphed into a shield for being a 24/7 nightmare to everyone and if you say "stop being a cunt" you're being ablest
 
Victoria writes the most honest thing she's ever written, the underlying truth behind all her behavior. She doesn't feel like she's loved by someone unless they're wiping her ass and tucking her into bed.

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Good thing she pooned out and become totally unfuckable before she had a chance to land a simp husband to take care of her.

There’s is a special kind of “Captain Save A Hoe” simps who are very easily manipulated by these chicks. Especially with brief periods of “OMG! The medicine is WORKING for me!”

If not for the fact that Victoria is such a gross (and funny) person, I’d feel bad for her.

She will never know love nor get attention from anyone IRL unless they’re somehow getting paid for it. And her family she has pushed away as well as she can.

She will die alone, at a very young age. And the only one who will notice will be some other Munchie who will tweet performatively about for a few weeks.

Has she ever BTW written anything about future plans or where she sees herself in a decade? She seems very postmodern in that sense. All there is, is the eternal now.
 
There’s is a special kind of “Captain Save A Hoe” simps who are very easily manipulated by these chicks. Especially with brief periods of “OMG! The medicine is WORKING for me!”

Used to know a guy who dropped out of, no shit, Harvard because of a munchie BPD demon who faked cancer repeatedly. But he was sure it was all because of the abuse everyone had inflicted on her, which unlike all her other stories, must be true because who would lie about that?
 
As we see time and time again in the munchie thread.
Poor dumb fuckers.
I think it goes to a fundamental psychological difference between men and women.

(As well as a particular psychological flaw with the men involved.)

Men fake disease as well, but in the vast majority of cases it’s malingering. For some kind of concrete payoff. Drugs, a sick note, early pension or gibs.

Women otoh are almost exclusively the ones engaged in Munchie shit. Faking disease for attention. (Not saying there isn’t a rare guy who does it, but for the most part Munchies are women.)

So men may not always understand the mindset of faking a disease for attention.
 
Used to know a guy who dropped out of, no shit, Harvard because of a munchie BPD demon who faked cancer repeatedly. But he was sure it was all because of the abuse everyone had inflicted on her, which unlike all her other stories, must be true because who would lie about that?
This is the plot of that pretentious Hospice album by The Antlers, basically.

I have such a seething grudge against that thing. If an indie album could be a lolcow...
 
Good thing she pooned out and become totally unfuckable before she had a chance to land a simp husband to take care of her.

There’s is a special kind of “Captain Save A Hoe” simps who are very easily manipulated by these chicks. Especially with brief periods of “OMG! The medicine is WORKING for me!”

Most men are desperate and a delusional munchie seems like an easy target that we hope we can prevent from leaving us.
 
Then I dealt with a girl who is so deep into psychosis she is convinced she's bleeding from her penis and would not tolerate assessment due to believing she will be sodomized by her father again if she takes off her pants.
>Girl
>Penis

What? Is this a tranny?
 
Vicky is high on something. Possibly her own farts.

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How is it a "gay crush" to have a crush on a girl if you've always been a man, Victor?

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Vicky thinks she's got money just about figured out. Can't wait to see how this shakes out.

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As someone with a bone-deep hatred of insurance companies, I always love to see these policies backfire on munchies. Somewhere out there is an exhausted claims agent who is likely beginning to wonder if this is some sort of giant scam.

Oh, Vicky - maybe if you didn't doctor shop so much, you could find a provider to build trust with who would be willing to endure the misery of peer-to-peer reviews to justify all the treatments that aren't first-line or formulary... but that'd put quite a wrench in things, wouldn't it?
 
As someone with a bone-deep hatred of insurance companies, I always love to see these policies backfire on munchies. Somewhere out there is an exhausted claims agent who is likely beginning to wonder if this is some sort of giant scam.
You have to wonder what kind of sirens go off in the database when someone looks up Vicky's policy.

Assuming she didn't make this up to e-beg.
 
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