🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Fatty says there's some surprise coming up tommorow but he won't disclose what it might be.

They're going to Omegamart i bet, fuckin lame as fuck.

 

[Rabbits]

They should go to two places and two places only:

1. The Heart Attack grill, make sure everyone especially Binx gets tormented. Then promptly leave Vegas.

2. The haunted clown motel in Tonopah (edited bc i googled it) and do Bloodgames there.

They're probably going to count this as Burt's Vegas trip and roll it all into one. Really cool........

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I so hope production have just left them in a random hotel room across the country. They get roomservice kicking them out in the morning.

 

[Meth Until Death]

It might be the Hilton Garden Inn in Amarillo.

https://www.hilton.com/en/hotels/amagigi-hilton-garden-inn-amarillo/rooms/

It is. Same beds as the stream, same desk chair, same cabinet. Chris has now rolled the desk chair off screen and they've been sitting on the red lounge chair in the corner.

 

[Marche]

the red lounge chair in the corner.

the cuck chair

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"If I swallow my own cum, will I get protein?" - Burt. Please keep this man away from plastic cups and Fanta.

 

[banquet]

Burt: "If I swallow my own cum, is that protein?"
Fatty: "Yes"
Burt: "Interesting."
Luke: "You lose more energy than you gain, though."
Burt: "It's nice to have a homoerotic conversation without being told to pause."

 

[hog cranking frog]

The last message in SneedChat being from a few days ago is kinda funny.

SneedChat FT enjoyers RIP bros.

 

[The Tall Man]

Sneedchat being stuck is torture.

The real Xavier would never type something so vile about a 32 year old pedo-defending witch-thot that got blacked.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Just a reminder that this season had everything going for it at least at two different points and sky was the limit. We had an Alex, a Burt, a bunch of good reactive fish with different personalities, and two god tier gaslights (Hulu and computer).

After the reveal the season once again had everything going for it. Even though the shift was rocky we still had an Alex, a Burt, freeloaders who started slow but came into their own and felt like family, a solid cast to bounce off of Alex and Burt, and perhaps the greatest day in Fishtank history with an ogre wife, a wild randy, the realest romance in fishtank history with an actual confession, and a clear path forward.

Same mistakes as the previous seasons so far. Impulsive decisions motivated by emotion. Repeated freeloaders who do more harm than good. Rehashed challenges. Targeting content drivers. Prioritizing short term content over long term sustainability. And favoring goranian over neptunian.

They could always turn things around somehow, but it’s unlikely with only six days to go.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Luke hellbent on enforcing the Burt Off Ban on Buck Broken Burt for another 48 hours. Burtin Off Enthusiasts riotin, a fatwa has been declared on the heathen Lvke

Edit - Ladies of the farms, Luke wants to get married and have kids. He's fair game, he's single so have at him!

 

[Grim_Autismo]

It is. Same beds as the stream, same desk chair, same cabinet. Chris has now rolled the desk chair off screen and they've been sitting on the red lounge chair in the corner.

Makes more sense too, 28 hours of solid driving from Mass, Austin would've been 10 hours less. They had to stop for fuel and snacks and things so the time lines up, also I40 runs through there and will go straight through to Vegas so it's a smart route to take. Same highway also ran through Tennessee so this makes a lot more sense than Austin.

 

[Enig]

Ben, I know you probably read this thread because Jet's too bitchmade to do the job, so take my advice: abandon Chris at a gas station and call Frank in. Make it the RV ride from hell in an active and fun way instead of this two-way torture session.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Sneedchat being stuck is torture.
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The real Xavier would never type something so vile about a 32 year old pedo-defending witch-thot that got blacked.

"You're not even the real Xavier, doodt. Get hidden from my channel"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Fuck you Jet the road trip sucks ass.
And fuck you Destiny you dumb degenerate faggot.
The Burt squirters are acting like the TJ self inserts did in the non sneed chats.
Total Fatty Death

Crazy how some of you guys still manage to get worked up about Jet when he literally had nothing to do with this. The RV was Sam's idea entirely Jet and Ben had no idea about it. The show went to shit so Sam rented an RV and took it over. Criticizing Sam is a no no for some reason I guess.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Edit - Ladies of the farms, Luke wants to get married and have kids. He's fair game, he's single so have at him!

May Luke's Love Quest be successful and free of any goblinas, hags, and fatties.

 

[Vantablack Truth]

Just a reminder that this season had everything going for it at least at two different points and sky was the limit. We had an Alex, a Burt, a bunch of good reactive fish with different personalities, and two god tier gaslights (Hulu and computer).

After the reveal the season once again had everything going for it. Even though the shift was rocky we still had an Alex, a Burt, freeloaders who started slow but came into their own and felt like family, a solid cast to bounce off of Alex and Burt, and perhaps the greatest day in Fishtank history with an ogre wife, a wild randy, the realest romance in fishtank history with an actual confession, and a clear path forward.

Same mistakes as the previous seasons so far. Impulsive decisions motivated by emotion. Repeated freeloaders who do more harm than good. Rehashed challenges. Targeting content drivers. Prioritizing short term content over long term sustainability. And favoring goranian over neptunian.

They could always turn things around somehow, but it’s unlikely with only six days to go.

I think the show being 6 full weeks is too long for them to make entertainment-dense. -
Also it would benefit from the accessible areas shrinking down as time goes on.

 

[The Tall Man]

Crazy how some of you guys still manage to get worked up about Jet when he literally had nothing to do with this. The RV was Sam's idea entirely Jet and Ben had no idea about it. The show went to shit so Sam rented an RV and took it over.

Okay, I revise my previous statement.
Fuck you Sam you dysgenic disgusting half-Jewish ogre, Nick and Charles were always funnier than you. Your shitty road trip idea sucks ass.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Okay, I revised my previous statement.
Fuck you Sam you dysgenic disgusting half-Jewish ogre, Nick and Charles were always funnier than you. Your shitty road trip idea sucks ass.

Based and Charlspilled.

 

[dreamlander]

All this show needs is Luke and Burt. That's it, that's all the content that's required. They're interesting and funny enough to get Binx and Payton interested and involved in their antics.