🥝 Community Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition) - Space Station 13

[HahaYes]

Vm still needed or am I being too cautious?

No such thing as too cautious, imo best to use a VM

Also posting this again as it was lost in the rollback

TLDR: /tg/ and Monke station ban random people because they were included in a fabricated screenshot of them playing a video game's server that had rules that were the standard 4 years ago and was associated with the problematic Kiwifarms.

 

[Hantavirus]

Good luck enforcing that in court.

Well the reset ate my response so here it is in case anyone else is curious. +NIGGER is just a kafkatrap/spell that keeps globohomo and trannies off your code because even if they remove the +NIGGER modifier, you can cancel them on Twitter. It is a silly but clever meme started by Fediverse chuds a few years ago. I had a bunch of quotes from plusnigger.org but honestly I am too lazy to redo it lol.

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

here are the squirrels

 

["Controlled Demolition"]

https://game.ss13.moe/logs/archived/

You can try to look into 2013 logs but I must warn you, that's a SHITLOAD of text to dig through.

My nigger, George Melons is almost a decade older than 2013, and never played on /vg/station. He was a Gibbed griffon, and there's no logs from Gibbed apart from what's left in scraps of forum posts and wiki histories (and only histories, since the latest trannies removed most of the fun stuff). Like our @Cuban Pete, other people simply took the name of the legend. /vg/station had the Cuban Pete, however, and I even knew his ckey once. Bombed the station to smithereens by 12 minutes in the round, every round, on the dot, back when you could predictably roll for antag by readying up quick.
You don't need to know that the goons are massive faggots now, but it's still in the history, thankfully. George Melons is mostly notable because he was a green-haired blue-bearded red-eyed retard SA admin.

TLDR: /tg/ and Monke station ban random people because they were included in a fabricated screenshot of them playing a video game's server that had rules that were the standard 4 years ago and was associated with the problematic Kiwifarms.

 

[Moths]

The infrastructure and mindset for reasonless cross-banning and reputation tainting are in place. SS13 will divide itself like SS14 when someone with the same disposition as Liz Fong Jones takes enough control and makes enough friends. All it takes is someone to slight someone else and you now have multiple self-dividing versions of SS13. This has happened before between rather menial servers like Hullrot.

Null did mention a while back all the big server owners were in a big gay chatroom or something.

Believed he said they were fags.

 

[AdmiralRenae]

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No such thing as too cautious, imo best to use a VM

Also posting this again as it was lost in the rollback

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SS13 is so back now. If only we have a non-trooned out remake...

 

[Jotch]

Null did mention a while back all the big server owners were in a big gay chatroom or something.

Believed he said they were fags.

Correct, they call it HostBus.

 

[MAAAD]

Null did mention a while back all the big server owners were in a big gay chatroom or something.

Believed he said they were fags.

Correct, they call it HostBus.

I don't have any archives of a pisscord chatroom for game server hosts, but yeah I think it should still exist.
There is however a general SS13 coding server and it has (or had at least) a dedicated channel for... the /vg/station host, Pomf123, to post pokemon furshit art for the entire day instead of caring for his own gaem serb:

Anon's honest reaction:

Another archive:


This just proves for the 9000th time time that Discord was a mistake and everything related to it, at least in regards to SS13, is just pure and unfiltered mental illness.
All that is to say, hosts are just as big of a faggots as the admins and coders of their servers so TheDukeOfOok, Monkestation host, most likely approves of association bans (he's a Twitch streamer and a redditor so it wouldn't be surprising).

George Melons is almost a decade older than 2013

According to Pubbie Tears, he isn't. I can't believe it's Pubbie and not Pubby

I wonder if he had an account on SA and posted there? He was a SA user after all, judging by his ckey (obviously inactive now). Maybe his old posts can still be found if somebody has $10 and some free time to spare.
Also here's what ED SS13 article has to say about him:

This info first appears in the edit dated May 20th, 2021:

Apparently he came back some time during the 2020-2021 winter or 2021 spring and pozzed newfags (that have already taken over the server by that time) simply didn't care, which is why this grand happening must've went unnoticed. I do wonder however if there are any discussions about this out there that could lead us to his new ckey or at least to some direct evidence of this happening at all.

/vg/station had the Cuban Pete, however, and I even knew his ckey once.

According to the same ED article, it's 'rosham' (inactive).

Him saying something like 'fag' or 'retard' in OOC/ghostchat in-between epicly bombing the station can probably be found in archived /vg/ logs.

One more thing: @HahaYes do you think you could create a new wiki article specifically covering Archinist? I find it kinda hilarious that Goonstation had the Android Data wiki article completely dedicated to the local lolcow and thought that maybe we could honor this old tradition as well as have one place for all the neatly compiled, related info regarding Riviera's recent-most happening.

 

[Grayson Death Carlyle]

One more thing: @HahaYes do you think you could create a new wiki article specifically covering Archinist?

Is it really worth giving some faggot the attention over a quick little sperg out and a more or less unrelated attack against a couple of other servers?

 

[Mound Dweller]

Is it really worth giving some faggot the attention over a quick little sperg out and a more or less unrelated attack against a couple of other servers?

ne more thing: @HahaYes do you think you could create a new wiki article specifically covering Archinist?

They aren't spehshul enough for their own so I say just make a wall of retards page for such "people" for posterity's sake for sign-tapping purposes.

 

["Controlled Demolition"]

They aren't spehshul enough for their own so I say just make a wall of retards page for such "people" for posterity's sake for sign-tapping purposes.

We should revive Pubbie Tears, simple as. Goon won't, no-one else will. Hopefully with a live troon/asked for female character gen counter.

 

[MAAAD]

Should name the article something like "Hubbie Tears" or "Autistic Camp". More extreme variations like "Faggie Tears" or "Trannie Tears" sound lulzy but IMHO way too edgy and specific (you don't have to be a full-blown SJW faggot/troon to be a sensitive reddit snowflake) and not strongly related to the game ('hubbie' as in 'BYOND hub tourist', 'Autistic' as in 'mandatory SS13 player trait').

 

[Big Green]

Someone told me the ideal engine room setup is: 3 plasma, 4 o2 in the chamber. 2 nitrogen in the hot loop, and a nitrogen and plasma in the cold loop. When I empty these gases though the engine fails to ignite. What am I doing wrong here?

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

George Melons was a goon griefer who was an admin alt and thus was never banned. He was pretty good at killing people which is how he got his reputation. All he did was just kill people, bomb, etc. he's not really more interesting otherwise

 

[Figger Nucker]

Someone told me the ideal engine room setup is: 3 plasma, 4 o2 in the chamber. 2 nitrogen in the hot loop, and a nitrogen and plasma in the cold loop. When I empty these gases though the engine fails to ignite. What am I doing wrong here?

I'm dogshit at engineer, but it sounds like you don't have enough oxygen.

 

[Grayson Death Carlyle]

Someone told me the ideal engine room setup is: 3 plasma, 4 o2 in the chamber. 2 nitrogen in the hot loop, and a nitrogen and plasma in the cold loop. When I empty these gases though the engine fails to ignite. What am I doing wrong here?

Its more like 2 plasma, 3 oxygen, and a tank and a half of nitro in hot loop, tank of nitro and half a tank of plasma cold loop (according to @HahaYes, resident chief engineer every round, like 2 months ago) Make sure you push the button to light the fire and configure SMES a couple minutes after along with opening the hot and cold loop valves.

 

[HahaYes]

Someone told me the ideal engine room setup is: 3 plasma, 4 o2 in the chamber. 2 nitrogen in the hot loop, and a nitrogen and plasma in the cold loop. When I empty these gases though the engine fails to ignite. What am I doing wrong here?

Oh you're hugh jass. Are you absolutely certain you've got everything hooked up to the correct connectors? 3 plasma 4 o2 in the chamber is the mix and figures I've used since the day the engine was rebuilt to be what it is now back in February and it works perfectly fine, it's also what I used in every round this weekend (granted half the time this weekend most of the station lost power from either the main line cables being blown up and I was too dead to fix it or total engine room death but you catch my drift lmao)

I'm dogshit at engineer, but it sounds like you don't have enough oxygen.

Tbh yeah if the igniter is flicked and "haha no fire it's over", then you're too low on o2. That or the ZAS controller crapped itself again we saw that happen this weekend, a fire would catch but just not progress

Its more like 2 plasma, 3 oxygen, and a tank and a half of nitro in hot loop, tank of nitro and half a tank of plasma cold loop (according to @HahaYes, resident chief engineer every round, like 2 months ago)

Yeah the mix has changed a smidge recently. The main adjustment is it is now compulsory to have plasma in the cold loop. So the baseline minimum config is what you've said (which is what's in the wiki: 2 plasma, 3 o2 in the chamber, 2 n2 in the hot loop and 1 n2 + 1 plasma in the cold). Slap an extra plasma and o2 in the chamber for a bit more power and bada bing bada boom off you go. The main reason J've kept it at 2p:3o2 in the chamber within the wiki is to drive the point home that the gas ratio to burn everything in the chamber is 2 plasma to 3 o2, so that ends up progressing with the player as they've physically done it enough that they should remember it by default if they want to change things up and experiment with mixtures

 

[Cuban Pete]

Since people are getting sentimental, Byond’s poorly indexed forum was a great spot to gawk at early happenings. As a lifeline to the engine itself and an neutral spot to congregate for players and coders alike, there’s lots of juicy tidbits waiting to be rediscovered.
Here’s a shity one people quoted for a while, “I hate Space Station 13. There. I've said it.”
“Get used to it.” “Just thought I'd share.”
It’s also where you stalk coders and wait for them to report server breaking exploits baked into the engine itself.

 

[Burt Ryan]

Looks like it might be the same guy having a melty in the /vm/ thread over "UID in ooc" and being called a "gamer word", then getting rightfully shat on by anons for that.
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I miss RPing as a surgeon on SS13.

Making brain transplants from human to monkey.

Inserting voice-activated bombs in a dead person's body, strapping them to a wheelchair with a walkie-talkie turned on in their hands, wheeling them down to Brig and then yelling the trigger word from across the station at an intercom.

 

[Aquinas 2]

lmao, most i got some randos bitching about me and people like crate boxington (procitizen pre-adminship) on facepunch back during the gibbedstation days