Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

As a former Rackets watcher it has been a bit of a journey. I stopped watching around 2020 but got updates from this thread. It's how I followed what was going on in the Rittenhouse trial, reading people's posts about the trial stream.

I checked out around that time too. You'd think a panel show with actual lawyers including one who had previously been on the defense team would have been particularly good, especially with a case I cared about, but it was shit. And Barnes really pissed me off when instead of discussing the case, he was just obviously being a pissy little bitch about being fired and deliberately trying to undercut the defense of a former client.

It turned out his full retard strategy, which they rejected, was not as good as the dull, plodding strategy that got Rittenhouse his life back, or at least as back as possible.

Fuck Barnes. Talk about a snake.

How many clients has that fat, pompous, Boss Baby looking maggot NOT snaked on? Rittenhouse, Snipes, even snaked on nool. He just can't not talk shit about his clients. Who would pay to be snaked on like that?

April is back babbling on Twitter since yesterday. Samples:

Holy shit bitch be cray.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nick is in Melton's chat again.

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Today's koan:

Is a man with fancy monitors who does not stream more of a streamer than a man with DISCOUNT monitors who does?

 

[Oxyjen]

Even if April does want to leave Nick, she can't do it until after their cases are over.

That is true.

She just has to keep Nick happy and thinking that they're in love for now.
Maybe all of her posts are so strange and/or dumb because that's just what she's like, or maybe it's because she's stuck in a holding pattern and doesn't know what else to say right now (but she still has to keep Nick invested, so she has to say something)

A little from both columns, but the fact that’s she’s tweeting at all aligns with the latter. She’s still trying to project the cool chick, happy go lucky attitude, and remain a front-of-mind concern for Nick. Responding to flirty simps and alogs alike, jumping in on each and every tweet that Nick makes. All a bit desperate but what else has she got to do.

 

[AnOminous]

accompanied by her wolves

I'm not even commenting.

 

[Swole McPole]

Is a man with fancy monitors who does not stream more of a streamer than a man with DISCOUNT monitors who does?

And how much more would Rekieta be 'struggling' without a millionaire mommy to bail him out on the regular?

Yet despite that, it's more important that he superchats a paedo rather than paying Monty the money he owes him.

 

[AnOminous]

He's such a heartbroken teenage girl. He needs a new boyfriend to focus on and get over Aaron.

I hear Destiny's DTF and DTS.

 

[Folgers Can]

What if I say Aaron gave it to her! No, that'd open me up for another defamation suit... Fuck it, I'll just say the cop put it in her hair.

Oh it gets even better: that opens him up to another defamation suit too, because surprisingly even cops, who enjoy all sorts of qualified immunity obstacles hindering lawsuits against them, are not prohibited from suing people for defamatory allegations of police misconduct:

(LINK)

Granted the Ninth Circuit wouldn't be binding here and that's just a recent illustrative example, but being that the Ninth Circuit out of California is just about to the left of Ho Chi Minh, even the People's Republic of Minnesota could very well side with the cop on this specific issue.

So whenever Nick gets around to the Gloatstream spewing out the slander per se in front of thousands of live viewers that a cop basically poisoned a child, Monty should really get that cop in touch with his lawyer ASAP, and unironically it's worth considering crowdfunding that cop's legal bills too now that Minnesota has recently abolished champerty doctrine. If nothing else the discovery and trial in Defamation Suit 2: Electric Boogaloo could be a whole other second bite at the apple trying to get ahold of complete bodycam footage that would become highly relevant to showing whether that glove was actually contaminated or not, which would be just about the funniest possible way to release the footage as it would all trace back to Nick's own self-raking by shooting his mouth off in the Gloatstream in the first place. Hell, maybe the cop can even beat Monty to levying on the Rustang and take it out on patrol!

 

[Botchy Galoop]

But she's leaning way into this "smiling blonde tripping through a field of daisies using early 80s shimmery/blurred film effect" thing.

When she's not valkyrie-ing her way through the woods in furskin and bow and accompanied by her wolves, of course.

You see, she is just like having a bro, but with a Vagina Bonus!
She loves to keep house and cook, but will gut a deer in a heartbeat!
Never fear, neets. She has enough testosterone for the both of you and can use an Air fryer.

I just can't understand why guys aren't lining up at her Rekieta's door for her...

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

The jury pool consists of people whose friends and family members attend Rekieta's church, have relatives in the Kandiyohi Sheriff Department or local government, know Rekieta's children, have seen Rekieta parading his whore mistress around town, have dealt with the arrogant prick while working as a gas station attendant or waitress, watched him fly by with his fancy car with its stupid LAWPOPE license plate...

Don't listen to this guy, Nick! Your fellow citizens actually love you guys, and are secretly rooting hard for you, Matron Mother Kayla and Priestess Apri! You need to take this egregious travesty of justice all the way to trial, and rub those corrupt cops and CPS flunkies' noses hard in their corruption. It is the RIGHT thing to do!

 

[hunchbacksrus]

https://redbarradio.net/

3:58:00 he covers melton on the most recent episode

 

[Fapcop]

April is back babbling on Twitter since yesterday. Samples:

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Now obviously I’d never want to imply that April is high as a goddamn kite, but this kind of unprompted, spontaneous “So here’s my opinion on X blah blah blah” is typical of people on coke or amphetamines.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

You see, she is just like having a bro, but with a Vagina Bonus!
She loves to keep house and cook, but will gut a deer in a heartbeat!
Never fear, neets. She has enough testosterone for the both of you and can use an Air fryer.

I just can't understand why guys aren't lining up at her Rekieta's door for her...

So is she prepping to hook a new cokepimp or did Nick tell her to act cool so he doesn't look like he gave up his reputation to fuck a cokewhore whose only appealing traits are "has vagina" and "will feed narcissistic tendencies"?

 

[Fapcop]

Don't listen to this guy, Nick! Your fellow citizens actually love you guys, and are secretly rooting hard for you, Matron Mother Kayla and Priestess Apri! You need to take this egregious travesty of justice all the way to trial, and rub those corrupt cops and CPS flunkies' noses hard in their corruption. It is the RIGHT thing to do!

NOOOOOO!!! Don’t you realize how much we will seethe and how MAD judge whiskysnatch will get, when all the locals will find Nick NOT guilty because he’s such a cool dude and does what they really want to do themselves, but are too much of a NERD or PRUDE to do?!

It’ll be a flawless lawpope win, as everyone applauds and he skips down the courtroom steps and into the waiting Rustang, greeted by a panty less April.

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Nick is shaken awake by his cellie.

“Yo lawfag! Imma hear they be search in’ the cells and shiat. I need you to stash this fo me up tha poopa… Ya feel me?”

/Holds out ancient Motorola cellphone

 

[Drama Trauma]

Nick is in Melton's chat again.

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Yet Rekieta with his 100x times expensive setup, still can't figure out how to properly stabilize a cam and use a mic that doesn't sound like trash.
Looks like Melton and his fanboys newest counterattack is to accuse anyone who accused them as a pedophile.
They now calling Mike from Redbar a pedophile too, who is one of the longest alog of Melton.

EDIT: *fixed sentence

 

[thebigdream]

Why is she constantly, constantly going on about smiling? I mean, despite being grumpy just now I'm a fan of smiling, sure. But she's leaning way into this "smiling blonde tripping through a field of daisies using early 80s shimmery/blurred film effect" thing.

When she's not valkyrie-ing her way through the woods in furskin and bow and accompanied by her wolves, of course.

Nick definitely told her that Kayla doesn't smile enough and she's seized on that as her way in. It comes off as utterly insane. Like everyone involved in this retarded situation, her low IQ is what prevents her from taking a worse form and becoming a serial killer or something. A real skin walker would've cut off Kayla's hair by now and made it into a wig.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Didn't Nick have some ridiculously expensive camera that everybody here said was absolute overkill? And that he barely knows how to operate himself?

Who the fuck watches livestreamers in 4k anyways?

It's almost like he's having to try super hard to find something to complain about regarding Aaron now.

Plus, I mean, Aaron is actually streaming. I rather think Nick's show is struggling harder.

He bought the most expensive camera (camera + lenses combined 4000-5000$) he could find to go from this

to this

Everybody told him back then that it was just worse and he didn't listen. I also remember someone in the thread checked that he streams his facecam at 720p.
*edit typo

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Yet Rekieta with his 100x times expensive setup, still can't figure out how to properly stabilize a cam and use a mic that doesn't sound like trash.
Looks like Melton and his fanboys newest counterattack is to accuse anyone who accused them as a pedophile, now call them back as such.
They now calling Mike from Redbar a pedophile too, who is one of the longest alog of Melton.

He also rarely gets to use his streaming setup and hasn't on his youtube channel in months because he's scared of people being mean to him. Instead he has to incriminate himself by paying other people superchats.

Bitchmade through and through.

 

[Captain Manning]

He bought the most expensive camera (camera + lenses combined 4000-5000$) so he could find to go from this

IIRC, it wasn't even a webcam, strictly speaking, but rather a full on video camera he purposed as a webcam, no?

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Everybody told him back then that it was just worse and he didn't listen. I also remember someone in the thread checked that he streams his facecam at 720p.

I just don't know anybody that gives a fuck about a streamer's facecam beyond a certain resolution. Like, okay, 240p might be considered unacceptable now, but who demands 4k unless it's maybe it's a camwhore they're paying? Is Nick trying to tell us something?

Anyways, it's weird he thinks this is some own on Aaron. Nobody has even mentioned it before, I don't think. Biggest problem with STMS is it's a mostly boring show. Not that Aaron's webcam is too low quality.

 

[john marston]

NOOOOOO!!! Don’t you realize how much we will seethe and how MAD judge whiskysnatch will get, when all the locals will find Nick NOT guilty because he’s such a cool dude and does what they really want to do themselves, but are too much of a NERD or PRUDE to do?!

It’ll be a flawless lawpope win, as everyone applauds and he skips down the courtroom steps and into the waiting Rustang, greeted by a panty less April.

ZZzzZzZzZzzz

Nick is shaken awake by his cellie.

“Yo lawfag! Imma hear they be search in’ the cells and shiat. I need you to stash this fo me up tha poopa… Ya feel me?”

/Holds out ancient Motorola cellphone

 

[KriegsZensur]

[…] I also remember someone in the thread checked that he streams his facecam at 720p. […]

That way more chance the compression pixelates white powder away…

Or am I just being facetious?