Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

souschef said:
I never talked about Cyraxx IRL, how the fuck am I supposed to justify my amusement watching fucked up people online?
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Seems like you exist in a world of normies. Right where you should be. Congrats on being able to separate laughing at luntics and existing in the real world at the same time.
 
im genuinely surprised that cyraxx hasn't tried to audition for primus' new drummer considering he's so musical gifted.
 
31 Black said:
While we wait for @Wimmig 's 43 prophecy to come true (I think he just needs to watch Movie 43), a thought has occurred to me:

Cyraxx embodies traits of multiple lolcows:
  • Chris Chan: Posts everything about himself online, catfished multiple times, cheated on all of them
  • Jonathan Ross: Prone to epic reeees, gets into fights with his grandmother, confirmed he's a pedo but then tries to claim victimhood and that he never actually said it
  • Nick Bateman: Horrible teeth, seems to like shit
  • Ethan Ralph: Acts like his shitty WWE promos are god-tier, abuser, thinks saying "fuck" "shit" and "goddamn" a bunch makes him funny and/or badass, threatened to kick someone's ass and then got his ass whooped for all the internet to see
  • Daniel Larson: Wannabe musician with zero talent, shouts the word "nigger" at the drop of a hat
  • KingCobraJFS: Lazy eye, terrible hygiene
  • The White Bowser: Speech impediment that people always make fun of/mimic when talking about him, thinks his life is an anime, always tells his (falsified) story to people who never asked
  • Bossmanjack: Perpetually broke, heavily addicted, prone to breaking things around him, and a disrespectful parasite to his parent while living on the top floor
  • DSP: Absolute garbage at video games but incapable of realizing it
  • Tophiachu: "It's never my fault", refuses to get a real job because "why should I?", refuses to get off the internet despite posting fucking everything being the root cause of every blessed current problem
  • Amberlynn Reid: Highly manipulative, only views girlfriends as something to be used, doesn't actually know what love is
He's like the final boss of some epic action game that requires you to use all the skills you learned.

I know there's more, but I've already wasted enough time on this. Anyone else you encounter that makes you go "Oh, you mean like Cyraxx does"?
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What traits from the following lolcows and non-lolcows do Cyraxx embody?

- Acerthorn
- Brian Martin
- Patrick Tomlinson
- Jonathan Yaniv
- Keffals
- Darrell Brooks
- Susan Smith
- Jeffrey Epstein
- Peter Scully
- Amos Yee
- EDP445
- MadThad
- Dr Disrespect
- Billy Mitchell
 
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Acerthorn: Cyrax also acts like a disgusting creature
- Brian Martin: I don't know who this is
- Patrick Tomlinson: Hubris and an inability to accept reality
- Jonathan Yaniv: Obsessive compulsion towards insanity
- Keffals: Cyrax also loves Drag Queens, especially his pedo father
- Darrell Brooks: No idea
- Susan Smith: No idea
- Jeffrey Epstein: Cyrax loves children and thinks he's worth millions of dollars, and hopefully someone murders him like Epstein
- Peter Scully: No idea
- Amos Yee: Probably has CP or close to it on his computer
- EDP445: Cyrax is a gross nigger
- MadThad: No idea
- Dr Disrespect: has minors in his DMs
- Billy Mitchell: No idea
 
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Getwhatyou said:
Seems like you exist in a world of normies. Right where you should be. Congrats on being able to separate laughing at luntics and existing in the real world at the same time.
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Not gonna lie, wish i had a buddy or partner to share the lolz like some people on this thread do

Just me and my babe eating snacks watching the goblin raxx out, one can wish
 
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chiropractic gynecologist said:
im genuinely surprised that cyraxx hasn't tried to audition for primus' new drummer considering he's so musical gifted.
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I would love for him to make an audition tape, then replace all of the audio with Ed Edd n' Eddy sound effects.
Londo said:
- Darrell Brooks: No idea
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If Raxx had any exposure to the outside world, he 100% would be a sovereign citizen.
Londo said:
MadThad: No idea
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Same as EDP honestly, but if he get's arrested then that's more inline with thadd.
 
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Pennypacker said:
Darrell Brooks - "That's what you THINK, not what you KNOW!!!!!!!"
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“As a human being, one has been endowed with just enough intelligence to be able to see clearly how utterly inadequate that intelligence is when confronted with what exists.”-Albert Einstein
 
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Yeah, that's someone pretending. That was in his Google search history, the one Marty showed.

To add to the Raxx-like list, a new cow from Fishtank: Alex Bernard.
He came off as a loud, brash weirdo with a huge ego initially, but something about him was very Raxx-like to me. And as time went on, a new "enemy" was introduced, through user-generated TTS messages about someone named Wild Randy. Alex took to Wild Randy like Raxx takes to Marty, threatening to kick Wild Randy's ass, telling him to show up there immediately, everything he could.

Wild Randy doesn't even exist. Wild Randy is the name of Alex Stein 's character in S2.5, and people kept sending in TTS messages to Alex as Wild Randy because he kept taking the fucking bait.

He later was goaded into boxing another contestant, in the weakest fight of the season. However, note how Raxx-like Alex becomes when it's over, and the gloves are off.

Also:
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Cowhouse.tv - A livestreamed reality show where four heinous and gross individuals have to all live with eacother for a set amount of time to have a mere chance at winning money (the big twist is that there is no prize money).

Ditch, Raxx, tophiachu, Nova Online. They can do weekly challenges for shitty little prizes to make the other contestants lives hell. There should also be, challenges where they go out in public (heavily tars guarded) to fill out job applications, just to have the interview recorded.

It's basically fishtank, but with cows specifically. I wanted to also mention Jupiter the Hybird, but while these cows disgust me to varying levels. Jupiter fucking angers me. Although, get Linda Binda in there so he can suffer too.
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
Cowhouse.tv - A livestreamed reality show where four heinous and gross individuals have to all live with eacother for a set amount of time to have a mere chance at winning money (the big twist is that there is no prize money).
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I would think cyraxx would lunge his rotten gob dick at tophiachu at first site (fat and younger than him).
Andy Ditch would be like the wildcard, you will never know when he will do some crazy shit like smearing his own shit on walls and demanding somebody change his diapers or else he will sling em around the cowhouse with the potential of going on a full on poopsquatch rampage of destroying furniture and strangling cyraxx as previously mentioned. Dont know about nova, he is weak and retarded with no combat experience.
Throw in Dylan Hafertepen and Chris Chan and it would just devolve into a something akin to an insane asylum / prison run by the inmates, let us not forget actual cows in prison such as Nick Bates and Daniel Larson to join in for a chance to earn more priviledges in jail if they win but not really let loose out of prison. Nick Bates and Andy Ditch either forming a blood feud or joining forces to destroy the competition cause of their love for fecal matter with Daniel Larson and Cyraxx teaming up/killing each other for the love of never showering and fetish for awful living conditions, I can see them doing duets or rap battles cuase of their love of music though I think Daniel might win out of pure passion and actual experience of posting songs online unlike Cyraxx.

The hottest show of the year now livestreaming at CowHouse.TV
 
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