Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

They've all been heavily criticized, but Herbert and Crichton are dead, and Card does not give a shit and has been hated by rabid lefties for at least a couple decades.

Dead is key; once you realize their only power is to make you bend the knee, and dead people don't bend (they only vote), so they have no power there.

Even when they're shitting on Christopher Columbus or whatever, they're not actually attacking that man - they're trying to get someone else somewhere to bend the knee.

This is why Elon enrages them, as does Rowling; they're both not only so billionaire the knee can't be bent, they also provide something that they're addicted to.

There are tons of billionaires that do way more "against liberalism" than either of those, but they don't care because they're boring.

 

[Troonos]

Thanks to him reposting like an attention hungry fat faggot (with bitch tits) on threads we have elaboration
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He left off his 8th tenet:

Legalize kidnapping and the production of negro sausage.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Thanks to him reposting like an attention hungry fat faggot (with bitch tits) on threads we have elaboration
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Day 2:
-Make pepperoni the biggest US export
-Have all of the stalker childs investigated as terrorists
-Nationalize Pornhub and fund the production of gynoflatulence cuckold porn with taxpayer money
-Put copies of his books in every school library and force children to write essays on them
-Have Hooligans moved to the White House
-Put the SFWA in charge of the Department of Education
-Nuke Russia

Day 3 gets even more extreme.

 

[femoralcanal]

I love that Milwaukee’s standup community froze him out lol. Big dumb retard.

Gather around, kids! Today is finally our Show and Tell activity we have all being waiting for! Yeeey! So...Who wants to go first??

How about... Stevie, is your hand up? Oh nevermind, I see you were just trying to make Patrick spit Tina's pet toad out. Ok... anyone else? Anyo...Tina dear please stop crying Patrick already swallowed it there's no use for tears now, ok? Listen, I promise Ms. Raven will buy you another one! Remember last year, when Patrick put Mikey's parrot up his bum-bum?? Ms. Raven got him another one the next day. Didn't she?? ... yeah she did now shut your trap, you littlePATRICK YOU LET GO OF THAT TURTLE AND PUT YOUR PANTS UP RIGHT NOW, MISTER!!!

...Sigh... you know what? Fine let just get this shitshow over with 'cause I need to go home and get hammered right the fuck now, so... Jesus Christ, Patrick youlittleshit put both of your stupid piggy hands down and either show or tell the rest of the class something about an animal or profession right now!
Come on! Say something! Anything!!



Fine. Great. Now show it.

(...)
... you fat sonovabitch I hope that turtle gets stuck in there.

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

For a guy who fights for "freedom and democracy", he sure does sound undemocratic.

Democracy is too important to be left to the whims of the people
- First Pepperoni Emperor

 

[Friedchickenfan]

if a pig runs for president is it haram to vote for it? Also the crime rates would plummet after the niggeroni factories open.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Will Biden pardon Patrick for many hundreds of thousands of pepperoni crimes?

 

[Akashic Retard]

So Patrick has no real political beliefs or principles other than "I hate Trump, Musk, and Republicans and want to make them suffer" Not surprising at all.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Thanks to him reposting like an attention hungry fat faggot (with bitch tits) on threads we have elaboration
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Patrick Tomlinson could guest write for Curtis Yarvin's Gray Mirror with rhetoric like that, holy fuck lol

 

[RussianParasite]

So he wants fascism. I thought he was against that?

It reminds me of that faggot “only you can prevent fascist liars” shirt he has. I guess he wants to double down on having a punchable face with a shirt telling you to do it.

Have Hooligans moved to the White House

This made me laugh way too hard. A Patrick in the White House arch is as funny to think about as it is horrifying. Imagine that frump being the first (but second, better) lady.

Also nobody has mentioned how fat he is. He would change all medical standards to make it so he is a healthy weight.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

So Patrick has no real political beliefs or principles other than "I hate Trump, Musk, and Republicans and want to make them suffer" Not surprising at all.

It’s not even that. It’s just whatever the “crowd” is doing - if everyone on the left decided to suck off Trump destiny style he’d be right there with the slob.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Will Biden pardon Patrick for many hundreds of thousands of pepperoni crimes?

No, Patrick doesn't allow Biden to sniff the children before he grinds them.

 

[Ace888Ace]

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

So Patrick has no real political beliefs or principles other than "I hate Trump, Musk, and Republicans and want to make them suffer" Not surprising at all.

Which makes Patrick no different than an alarmingly large amount of Americans.

Wild shit.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

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The only part of this image that has any remote possibility of happening is fat reaching 7.2 billion tweets.

 

[An automatic clown]

Normally I'd say "presented without comment" but instead I'll enjoy prison. These three fags have a couple things in common:
1. All three of these men are gay. Patrick "I'm into things" & "You think only gays shove things up their ass ? Get out more"
Destiny: well there's video evidence
Nick: also video evidence of hating women and waxing poetic over men.
2. All three have threads on here with literally thousands of pages because they are true the definition of lolcows.

It shows Patrick is somewhat aware of other lolcows like himself

 

[lindsayfan]

I'll give Biden credit, between dropping out after Pat said the debate didn't matter and then this, he's making the pig look bad.

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no, child, as the previous tweets you continue to lie about obsessively clearly show. i am not in your gay screenshots, stalker. enjoy nickles

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

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Normally I'd say "presented without comment" but instead I'll enjoy prison. These three fags have a couple things in common:
1. All three of these men are gay. Patrick "I'm into things" & "You think only gays shove things up their ass ? Get out more"
Destiny: well there's video evidence
Nick: also video evidence of hating women and waxing poetic over men.
2. All three have threads on here with literally thousands of pages because they are true the definition of lolcows.

It shows Patrick is somewhat aware of other lolcows like himself

No, child. The only thing Patrick knows about lolcows is that there is no such thing as a lolcow. I'm sorry you're so stupid. Enjoy prison, stalker.


Child.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Normally I'd say "presented without comment" but instead I'll enjoy prison. These three fags have a couple things in common:
1. All three of these men are gay. Patrick "I'm into things" & "You think only gays shove things up their ass ? Get out more"
Destiny: well there's video evidence
Nick: also video evidence of hating women and waxing poetic over men.
2. All three have threads on here with literally thousands of pages because they are true the definition of lolcows.

It shows Patrick is somewhat aware of other lolcows like himself

He likely had a session watching Destiny leak on loop.

no, child, as the previous tweets you continue to lie about obsessively clearly show. i am not in your gay screenshots, stalker. enjoy nickles
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As usual Patrick wants to beat women.

 

[Red Frida]

no, child, as the previous tweets you continue to lie about obsessively clearly show. i am not in your gay screenshots, stalker. enjoy nickles
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Civil rights champion Patty is in favor of restoring the constitutional right to firearms back to drug addicts.