DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I really don't care about the streak at all but his extreme focus on it in literally every stream is so funny. I have to give him credit that he makes it an event at the end of every stream to see how low he can go begging like a crack head. I thought this streak would definitely not match the vest streak but at this point I am starting to think it will just because he refuses to let it end real or not. This streak has also died several times already and he just says no. Died last night. Died more than once by ending stream without the goal and then comes on the daily wrap and says no actually. Just funny stuff. Looking forward to him playing a game that he doesn't want to play and nobody was asking for as a reward and then he will say "YOU ASKED FOR THIS" an hour in when he isn't getting the contributions he definitely deserves. I hope the streak goes on forever. It felts me so bad.
 
edit: To also be fair to the commenter, their age seems to be within the same range of DSP +/- a few years
This guy is doxable, however I recommend against it. Just had to say that before posting this.

According to a video he posted, which is unlisted, he had the misfortune to witness a horrible accident?, which killed a child in a fire. He recorded the incident, which was in his neighbourhood, the house across the street. If you want to watch the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ENu-KhD5mc
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=5ENu-KhD5mc

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He has 2 more unlisted videos, but nothing of worth besides that curiosity up there.
 
“Guys, I’ve a confession. I’m nervous the streak ends today because my detractors have BIG plans this week…”
This is all he has left, begging to whales that if his stupid streak ends, "we" as in reality him but for this sake his community, will be affected.

It's funny that he says that if he was a woman, his detractors would be dealt with... if anything, if a woman was blatantly whoring themselves out for monetary contributions, they'd probably be banned or moderated first. Boring middle aged white guy doing it is pretty far down the list.
 
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This is all he has left, begging to whales that if his stupid streak ends, "we" as in reality him but for this sake his community, will be affected.

It's funny that he says that if he was a woman, his detractors would be dealt with... if anything, if a woman was blatantly whoring themselves out for monetary contributions, they'd probably be banned or moderated first. Boring middle aged white guy doing it is pretty far down the list.
He's made a living off the oversight of others and slipping through every crack. The 80 IQ gin-brained pig has been seen as, other than Twitch banning him, too little and too unimportant to ever be dealt with directly, kind of like Chris Chan. There are grounds, however tenuous they are for him to be banned off of Youtube for begging and scamming, but he's just a drop in the bucket on the internet.
 
Man you gotta learn about his FGC days where he was a lolcow to their little community back then and called into their radio show only to embarrass himself (such as measuring his penis with a receipt). Then realize his "career" he was laid off from he was one of three employees as a phone sales rep tasted with entering orders from customers, and the supervisor was his father. He never had a chance, and Linda as well as Dave knew this. They failed him through their denial of the truth and not preparing him for a sub 80 iq life.
ChrisChan's parents failed him, Phil's parents didn't.

And for fucks sake can we please find out what Dave's actual job was because depending on the day on this site he worked anything from corporate management, maintenance shop foreman to overseeing the customer support call center.
 
Crazy the amount of content he gives detractors like it's unreal at this point. They can't even keep up anymore with how much DSP has been going OT.

And the best part, the retard somehow thinks the complete opposite is happening.

All this OT and rage quitting has been the payoff for enduring all that Kino faggotry for months.

So he's finally dropped the boastful "FILL THE KING'S COFFERS" bullshit and reverted back to the "guys I'm nervous" begging material.

His natural state will always be the faggot begging for mercy bucks.

Yeah and now that he’s had to distance himself from Kino, suddenly I’m hearing less about all of these “people that like him now”.
 
Phil is such an insane pussy he got bodied by a Cammy played 7 matches in a row and then as soon as he won 1 match he quits. He was 1-7 against this guy and talked shit as soon as he left you really cannot make this shit up he's like a parody of a terrible streamer.
at least ltg has the balls to just just plug and embrace it. probably also thinks its raw or pop and just wants to get any win on the 'tractors.
 
Phil is such an insane pussy he got bodied by a Cammy played 7 matches in a row and then as soon as he won 1 match he quits. He was 1-7 against this guy and talked shit as soon as he left you really cannot make this shit up he's like a parody of a terrible streamer.
Those recent Cammy nerfs really coming in clutch for our guy. Wonder if he'll whine that Bison got nerfed a bit too once he plays him again
 
I'm not watching the stream but if he's doing the prayer hands guilt tripping the disabled routine, I want a mark on my bingo card. If you guys don't think that he plans donations in advance, do you believe then, that he will message the whale(s) in overtime when it's not looking good, while the pity bucks roll in?
He's calling stream snipers, extra salty tonight. Hopefully he gets it out of his system with a donation.
 
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