DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Peko]

As usual DelusionSydePhil strikes when it comes to his video title

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Beating Stream snipers? Yeah, 1 time out of 7? Real cool. also "was in jeopardy"? You mean I only got it because I begged and begged and begged and faked and faked and faked?

I love how there's always one random WORD in all caps in every single one of his video titles

 

[Coke Zero]

I'm not going to say phil is faking tips and I really don't care if he is, either way it's just a really pathetic situation. Either phil is faking tips, which again no explanation is really needed for that situation, or there is actually someone sitting around watching phil melt down until the very end of the stream and finally caving and handing dsp like a hundred bucks so he can quickly shut down the stream and be done, multiple times per week. Who is this person or people who love phil and his content so much that they need to be berated and begged to for half an hour every day to finally give phil the arbitrary amount of money he's demanding?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

For real. If the streak ended it would have been a fun blow up but then that's that. I'd rather see what happened tonight over and over again. Remember how lame it was before he caught the streak mental illness again

the streak ended sunday night. he just wont admit it. he counted the sunday day time one since it met his goal, but the night one didn't. lol dsp, the king of goal post moving.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

And why is Phillip not alarmed that (what I’m assuming to be) one of his dents has a sexual arousal for begging?

He likes the money, I guess.

They edge DSP for money while they fap-style edge. Then they send in the tip for the shout-out and the "completion." Like mutual edging. Absolutely disgusting but also fun to laugh at.

It's so funny because he's so defeated and pathetic and just begging, but the second the money comes he will act so smug.

It reminds of being around someone at a casino who has a gambling problem

Holy shit we just bugged eyed saying that we've never faked a tip. Red Syde Phil

Well that is a lie because I heard him say he fakes tips.

An d this is it. I don’t think any detractor cares about it. I don’t know any that are sat salivating at the thought of it.

Sure, the numbers climb when it’s in danger because people want to watch man-baby be man-baby. They’ll always be there to laugh at Phillip whatever he does.

But the importance of the streak itself really does exist only in his head. And he makes it worse for himself every day by growing it.

Imagine being an alcoholic trying to get sober, but you "suspend your streak" and drink sometimes because of arbitrary reasons you invented.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I wasn’t on the fake tips train until yesterday when Phil said “why would I even do that?”. Phil knows why that would benefit him and I feel like it’s a super lazy/stupid argument to plead ignorance in this case.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I wasn’t on the fake tips train until yesterday when Phil said “why would I even do that?”. Phil knows why that would benefit him and I feel like it’s a super lazy/stupid argument to plead ignorance in this case.

Ya that and the "that was not intentional" for him going to 225 on the day stream just really make it look bad. He had one last week that was pretty bad and looked super fake as well.

He cares about this current streak far more then he ever did the vest streak. He is obsessed with "flushing the doo-dee" and felting detractors more then I've ever seen him.

 

[Coke Zero]

Ya that and the "that was not intentional" for him going to 225 on the day stream just really make it look bad. He had one last week that was pretty bad and looked super fake as well.

He cares about this current streak far more then he ever did the vest streak. He is obsessed with "flushing the doo-dee" and felting detractors more then I've ever seen him.

I don't even understand why his fans giving him their money would felt the detractors. My bank account looks the exact same whether phil makes his tips goals or not. Aren't his fans the ones being felted?

I'm just here to laugh at retards on the internet, none of this impacts my finances whatsoever. Phil and his fans are the ones with money tied to the dsp autism vortex.

 

[strandedcastaway]

So he's finally dropped the boastful "FILL THE KING'S COFFERS" bullshit and reverted back to the "guys I'm nervous" begging material.

His natural state will always be the faggot begging for mercy bucks.

That's why the streak gimmick has been so great for us "detractors". The guy calling himself a king while desperately begging, rationalizing why this stream doesn't count in the streak, or how worried he is about the streak ending, or how he can't give the reward people tipped for in the first place...it's all peak Phil making a fool of himself. Whether they are fake tips, real tips, a mix of both, who cares? The longer the streak goes on, the more pathetic he gets. Hope he keeps it up for 500 more streams filled with $130 in random tips 20 minutes after the stream ends....

 

[PieceofShet]

I remember him saying after vest streak ended that he made a mistake by making his streams all about the vest streak... (maybe it was during Sidescrollers show?)

Look at him now. Him begging during peak vest streak was subtle comparing what he is doing now.

 

[detractorzer0]

I remember him saying after vest streak ended that he made a mistake by making his streams all about the vest streak... (maybe it was during Sidescrollers show?)

Look at him now. Him begging during peak vest streak was subtle comparing what he is doing now.

No, you see, it was stupid because that required Phil to do something every single time he hit the goal. He had to put the vest on and if he refused then his dents would get angry. This time around he doesn't have to do a damn thing until he hits this arbitrary streak goal, then he'll stuff his face with food he was going to eat anyway.

 

[Free Jasper]

Which scenario is more pathetic?;

- Faking tips to try to ‘own’ a bunch of people that you’ll never meet to keep a fake streak going that only you care about. They’ll watch you be a man-baby regardless of what happens.

- Or, being the plaything of some mentally disabled adolescents that string you along and force you to beg like a desperate hooker every day, knowing at least one of them is getting a sexual thrill from it.

NGL, it’s a tough call.

 

[UsedUp]

All the whining dsp has done and will continue to do about how he wants to spend more time with his wife, moving every goal post on earth to accomodate the streak and going into major over time shows he doesn't give a shit about relationships. Money is the be all end all for, Phil. No self respecting husband does or would do what dsp does, neglect their wife.

 

[Prince Lotor]

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Blastoise91/Blastoise91X lives in Las Vegas NV. His YouTube username is @Blastoise9193. He has a 5 year account on some turtle forum which reveals that he is Caucasian (his profile picture shows his hand as he holds his pet turtle). I found a reddit account u/blastoise91 as well but didn't dig too deep into it.

Just posting this here because the guy is annoying as fuck and I hope he sees this and shits bricks.

Youtube adds a random 4 digit number on the end of people's handles to make the handle unique, so with a username like 'Blaustoise', which is also the username of a Twitch streamer, the 4 numbers still being there are very likely still the ones randomly tacked on by Youtube as opposed to being something that user specifically chose. Was there any other connection between these accounts besides 2 of the numbers being the same, or did you just post some random Pokémon profile? Did he have this account linked in his Youtube profile or something? Can you post the 'turtle forum' link, or whatever you were talking about because I don't see the connection besides the username. How is his YouTube linked to the 'turtle forum', and how is the 'turtle forum' linked to the Pokémon account?

ChrisChan's parents failed him, Phil's parents didn't.

And for fucks sake can we please find out what Dave's actual job was because depending on the day on this site he worked anything from corporate management, maintenance shop foreman to overseeing the customer support call center.

You could just go read his LinkedIn, which is easy to find just by scrolling up and using the search function to do a sub-forum search.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/david-burnell-85869322

Dave has had lots of jobs.

 

[HereForNudes]

Faking tips is just gonna hurt him long term. The dents will accept that some magical super dent will always bail Phil out last minute. So there is no pressure for them to donate their dent buxx.

 

[San Dimas High School]

or there is actually someone sitting around watching phil melt down until the very end of the stream and finally caving and handing dsp like a hundred bucks so he can quickly shut down the stream and be done, multiple times per week.

He clearly knows this too. Like even his most loyal paypigs like to hear him squeal every now and then. You had Iron Chef Sakai bitching in Kick chat a dozen pages ago or so complaining that it wasn't fair that the streak continued when DSP dragged OT out by 45 minutes or whatever. He gets so frustrated when they drag it out, because honest to goodness fans that enjoy his content would never do that. It's a freaky symbiotic relationship.

 

[LilCalcium]

This new Fin-Dom arc is unbelievable, I don't even care if he's faking the tips, seeing the nightly meltdowns over his streak are wild.
Locked himself in a prison of his own creation, every facet of his content is suffering at the hands of this streak, detractors are eating good and his true and honest fans are just forced to endure this shit show.

 

[Comma]

I've seen a lot of shameless, sad and humiliating things on the Internet, but yesterday's streams are definitely in the top 10. He also completely demolished the "I need to spend more time with the wife, so I'm not doing overtime anymore" excuse all by himself, by doing the exact opposite immediately after making that promise, as if it never happened.

Give DSP a ladder to climb out of a hole, and he'll end up using it to dig the hole even deeper. Every. Single. Time.

He truly is his own worst enemy.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I don't even understand why his fans giving him their money would felt the detractors. My bank account looks the exact same whether phil makes his tips goals or not. Aren't his fans the ones being felted?

I'm just here to laugh at retards on the internet, none of this impacts my finances whatsoever. Phil and his fans are the ones with money tied to the dsp autism vortex.

It's their way of convincing themselves they aren't being scammed by a cult-like begger. They (the 1 or 2 people left) believe they are somehow in control of Phil, when it's the exact opposite. If they were doing it for that, they'd pick days to not give him anything, or make him do things that are actually entertaining. I hate using the word cult, because Phil is way too dumb for any of that, but the morons that keep giving him money are in the same exact position cult followers are. Sunk cost fallacy, AND it's their entire lives. These people spend 6-8 hours EVERY FUCKING DAY watching and talking to least interesting person on the planet.

It's the mentally ill's way of dealing with their shit lives.

 

[Comma]

De-streakalized troubleshoot stream incoming?

EDIT:

The streaks has been saved!

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

It's their way of convincing themselves they aren't being scammed by a cult-like begger. They (the 1 or 2 people left) believe they are somehow in control of Phil, when it's the exact opposite. If they were doing it for that, they'd pick days to not give him anything, or make him do things that are actually entertaining. I hate using the word cult, because Phil is way too dumb for any of that, but the morons that keep giving him money are in the same exact position cult followers are. Sunk cost fallacy, AND it's their entire lives. These people spend 6-8 hours EVERY FUCKING DAY watching and talking to least interesting person on the planet.

It's the mentally ill's way of dealing with their shit lives.

Sounds like a win-win to me. The tards get their King and we get to tune into the gold dust while he rambles on for 6 hours a day, 3,000 hours a year. We choose when to tune into Phil, while he deteriorates live more and more EVERY SINGLE DAY. When he's on his day off it's dead silent here, other than banter and speculation, but Phil is shut in his Condo with no friends, no family, nothing to affirm that what he's doing is good for him other the reflections of his ego, and fearing that Doody is going to knock on his gated community's door.

With how much he speaks, only about 10% of the stream is recounted or even cared about by the detractors, we don't hang on to every word of his, but he's forced to destroy his life every time he opens his mouth, when he really is only speaking to the wheelchair choir and the ten restreamers in his chat. We only care when he chimps out or starts crying, then the Raw Phil views quintuple from 200 to 1.3k, because he's the Jester styling himself as a King. We have our own lives, friends, family to care about, and come to him when we want an easy laugh.