DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LuchaZombie]

Damn this is fucking depressing. Phil's showing off stream overlays, saying that this is the closest him and his wife will get to a trip to Japan. So much defeat in his voice.
Just bought more shit for our computer. How much is this in total?
$62 mouse just came in. $150 keyboard holy shit.

Not depressing, hilarious! I love seeing him defeated because he does it to himself.

He spent more money in the last few months than it would cost for a round trip from Seattle to Tokyo, hotel and spending money. All for a bunch of shit he doesn’t need, to “improve” a stream that gets 200 mentally bankrupt viewers.

And Kat is complicit in his grifting and begging so she doesn’t deserve shit either. Besides, they’re just retarded roommates so why should they do anything together?

Let’s keep that “No Honeymoon” streak going!

 

[DeeTracktor]

All the whining dsp has done and will continue to do about how he wants to spend more time with his wife, moving every goal post on earth to accomodate the streak and going into major over time shows he doesn't give a shit about relationships. Money is the be all end all for, Phil. No self respecting husband does or would do what dsp does, neglect their wife.

Would you tell Kat you can only afford one cheeseburger tonight?

 

[neger psykolog]

He's starting to act like a schizo, he can't tell what's real and what's fake anymore. This is the result of the 6 hour battering ram every day since 2015 demolishing the gates of the snort fort psyche. He is legitimately losing his mind grifting.

This is the result of only one or two people who have relentlessly paypigged/whaled out a man like DSP and stopped him from learning that he has no redeeming features when it comes to 'internet entertainment".
They have elongated and kept going a fucking stupid mindset in DSP's head of "DSP vs da detractors/trolls" and probably take some sick, demented pleasure in watching all of this and watching him desperate for tips.

Without the whales this would've ended long, long ago.

But yeah, based off what everyone is saying DSP is actually fully delusional right now - that he thinks he can sit and demand money after admitting to the WWEC lie/gambling addiction only a month or so ago without actually admitting he has a gambling addiction is pathetic. The fact the whales are still using him as their masturbatory toy and keeping his delusion going and rewarding his objectively bad behavior makes them the worst people involved in all of this.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

Spilling into DSPolitics right now, talking about all the games on the docket we're going to ragequit a week from now. That room has never been more of a padded cell than it is now. "wow South Korea hates their president" Twitter gin talking points. The pig's brain is breaking, he can't handle consigning his lies to their segments, completely fucking broken right now.

 

[neger psykolog]

He spent more money in the last few months than it would cost for a round trip from Seattle to Tokyo, hotel and spending money. All for a bunch of shit he doesn’t need, to “improve” a stream that gets 200 mentally bankrupt viewers.

Someone needs to make a list of all the shit he has bought in the past few months with costs attached to it. I don't buy for a single fucking second that anything is ever "gifted" to him and he slips up on that shit all the time.

DSP is going at terminal velocity into burning a hole through the ground and becoming completely financially destitute. There is no way the numbers add up on any of this shit with the rate that he has been spending plus his WWEC gambling addiction.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

Very surreal prestream, glossing over last night, and we look like we're suffering from our autistic burnout. Those paypigs propping him up have created a madman.
Rogue mod accusations holy shit, retard civil war, Kick and Youtube chats are the theatres of war.
We're fighting Google right now, can't type "AUD to USD". Not our fault though.

 

[LuchaZombie]

Someone needs to make a list of all the shit he has bought in the past few months with costs attached to it. I don't buy for a single fucking second that anything is ever "gifted" to him and he slips up on that shit all the time.

DSP is going at terminal velocity into burning a hole through the ground and becoming completely financially destitute. There is no way the numbers add up on any of this shit with the rate that he has been spending plus his WWEC gambling addiction.

Right.

So we are to believe that a person “gifted” him a $700 PS5 Pro and a $1500 pc when he has to manically beg to get $150 dollars every day.

He has the brain of a child and he lies like one.

 

[Comma]

Lmfao.

He's going full-on "gamer" girl.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Someone needs to make a list of all the shit he has bought in the past few months with costs attached to it. I don't buy for a single fucking second that anything is ever "gifted" to him and he slips up on that shit all the time.

DSP is going at terminal velocity into burning a hole through the ground and becoming completely financially destitute. There is no way the numbers add up on any of this shit with the rate that he has been spending plus his WWEC gambling addiction.

The reason Phail buys everything from Amazon is that they offer him credit through Affirm. Future Phil is on his way to bankruptcy #2.

 

[Mature Adult]

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Lmfao.

He's going full-on "gamer" girl.

Unless he got some mega sale this past week, that keyboard goes for ~$150. Expensive gaming keyboard and the dumbass plays everything on controller. Thanks for the money dummies.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Unless he got some mega sale this past week, that keyboard goes for ~$150. Expensive gaming keyboard and the dumbass plays everything on controller. Thanks for the money dummies.

DSP hates buying shit on sale so you know he paid full price. He is struggling with the mouse now and is totally confused.

He thought a fucking $60 wireless mouse uses batteries. Jesus.

"I really wanted a mouse so I didn't look into it much"

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I mean to be fair to him, he's finally spending money on da biznis.

Granted, he's doing the equivalent of buying a $3000 Japanese carbon steel kitchen knife that's been folded over a gorillion times while running a mere sandwich shahp but it's investing money into da biznis nonetheless.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Damn this is fucking depressing. Phil's showing off stream overlays, saying that this is the closest him and his wife will get to a trip to Japan. So much defeat in his voice.
Just bought more shit for our computer. How much is this in total?
$62 mouse just came in. $150 keyboard holy shit.

His spending has gone into overdrive these last couple of months, the fact that it's gaudy RGB shit just makes it that much worse.

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

Honestly if he quit playing games and just did Ice Poseidon like IRL streams, which would be less humiliating than whatever the fuck this is, he'd get more money.

He can't even walk 5 minutes to and from his mailbox you think he can get up and walk around in public all day doing an IRL stream AND risk being trolled in person? Not a fucking chance.

 

[shekelshoah666]

"Keyboard was not $150... or was it I don't remember" holy shit lmao. This stream is been tech support begging the entire time so far.

 

[Free Jasper]

"Keyboard was not $150... or was it I don't remember" holy shit lmao. This stream is been tech support begging the entire time so far.

As Scat Syde Dave said earlier up, he does seem to be losing track of what’s real and what’s not.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

Had to take a walk to attune myself to reality after all the insanity. Still rambling, saying that plugging a mouse into a laptop is "confusing stuff". Jesus Christ, I only listen to this because looking at him is more than I can handle, but he looks fucked up. Looks like a lobotomy victim let loose.

 

[neger psykolog]

Right.

So we are to believe that a person “gifted” him a $700 PS5 Pro and a $1500 pc when he has to manically beg to get $150 dollars every day.

He has the brain of a child and he lies like one.

Yeah I even forgot about the PS5 pro in all of this.
That's 2 gaming PCs, a PS5 pro, a bunch of capture cards, a bunch of LED/RGB horseshit (the Divoom LED screen that shows pixelated graphics is like $150 USD alone) the faggy gamer gear is another couple of hundred dollars.

Leaving aside WWEC it seems very likely that DSP has spent like $10k USD recently on all of this gamer shit.

The reason Phail buys everything from Amazon is that they offer him credit through Affirm. Future Phil is on his way to bankruptcy #2.

I've read into some of those services.
Looking into Affirm specifically apparently Affirm doesn't appear on your credit report. And some larger purchases have insane interest rates too. Even when they claim "no late fees" but if you're late then they will increase the interest rate and possibly report you to credit agencies.

If DSP is using services like that (it seems very obvious he is) then we may get to the stage where he actually gets a fucking lien on his property and shit starts getting repossessed.

 

[Free Jasper]

This prestream should go down in history. It’s almost literal insanity.

Meanwhile trolls have taken complete control of his chat.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

This prestream is what an aneurysm must feel like. Nothing can be done to correct yourself and it just keeps worsening until you're no longer in control. What the fuck is happening?

Yeah I even forgot about the PS5 pro in all of this.
That's 2 gaming PCs, a PS5 pro, a bunch of capture cards, a bunch of LED/RGB horseshit (the Divoom LED screen that shows pixelated graphics is like $150 USD alone) the faggy gamer gear is another couple of hundred dollars.

Leaving aside WWEC it seems very likely that DSP has spent like $10k USD recently on all of this gamer shit.


I've read into some of those services.
Looking into Affirm specifically apparently Affirm doesn't appear on your credit report. And some larger purchases have insane interest rates too. Even when they claim "no late fees" but if you're late then they will increase the interest rate and possibly report you to credit agencies.

If DSP is using services like that (it seems very obvious he is) then we may get to the stage where he actually gets a fucking lien on his property and shit starts getting repossessed.

Does seem like the most logical conclusion, he thinks he's gaming the bankruptcy because (if I recall) you can't have credit for a while after one. But that layaway shit will kill him. He doesn't think long term, either, so if he's just stocking up on shit he can't pay off (he said that he was done spending for a while about an hour ago) he may think that he can right this ship with the donations (he can't, exhibit A: Bankruptcy #1).

We're starting to talk in circles now, back to vacationing to Japan with the stream overlays!
Honestly an all-time prestream. Pure retard schizokino.