Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Schwarzwald]

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Some major "I sleep in a Racing Car! Do you?" vibes from this xeet

No, no lo es. Disfrutar de prisión, acosadora niño.

 

[Judge Holden]

We had anuddah xitter oinkout and oh boy he is still seething about Jon Stewart


Also a new unique variation of "Enjoy Prison" has emerged

 

[FinnSven]

We had anuddah xitter oinkout and oh boy he is still seething about Jon Stewart
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Also a new unique variation of "Enjoy Prison" has emerged
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Sounds like he is getting meaner with age.

Before he hoped for enjoyment, but now he hopes for misery and loneliness.

Does he now not only have the power to get the FBI to arrest people for calling him fat, but he can insist they spend life imprisonment in solitary confinement?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Does he now not only have the power to get the FBI to arrest people for calling him fat, but he can insist they spend life imprisonment in solitary confinement?

Of course, and he doesn't even have to wait until he's president. And the whole cell block will watch you take a shit, too.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Also a new unique variation of "Enjoy Prison" has emerged

This is earth-shattering! It seems his "enjoy prison" was meant sarcastically the entire time! He does NOT expect us to enjoy it, nay, he expects us to NOT like it, and he's being mean when he says it!

This is top-tier writing, bros.

 

[Post Reply]

Also a new unique variation of "Enjoy Prison" has emerged

No, stalker, I don't think about you at all. That's why I follow your account from behind a block and respond to each and every message that you post on X. Enjoy living rent free in my enormous head, child.

 

[Judge Holden]

ONE OF THOSE CONSEQUENCE IS YOU WILL BE NEUTRALISED CHILD


Also it seems pig man has decided "chattering classes" is his pretentious terminology of the day and he oinking it en masse at treacherous xitter liberals who dare criticise uncle biden

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Also it seems pig man has decided "chattering classes" is his pretentious terminology of the day and he oinking it en masse at treacherous xitter liberals who dare criticise uncle biden

Yes, YES, YESXSZSZSZFZSDGDFG

I have been waiting for the return of cuttenpat (copyfatso?) for way too long. Good to see him back, and I hope he slips up hard again.

 

[Judge Holden]

He does seem rather fixated on simping for biden no matter what, given how he was sneering about him being weak for not literally doing dictator shit the other day

 

[AprilRains]

He does seem rather fixated on simping for biden no matter what, given how he was sneering about him being weak for not literally doing dictator shit the other day
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Another with the bullshit threats. You're not beating anyone, Fatrick. You couldn't even land a decent swing when you stupidly tried to fight the popo. Raise your hand to anyone whose job is not to restrain you with minimal violence, and you'll likely get beaten until you can't crawl, see, or cry. (Points to anyone who gets that reference.)

 

[Red Frida]

ONE OF THOSE CONSEQUENCE IS YOU WILL BE NEUTRALISED CHILD

The "that's not a threat that's a promise" trope? Pat needs to stop acting like a children's show villain.

 

[Oxous]

I had an episode from Strange Evidence playing on my TV in the background while I was doing something and when I glanced over at it, I saw Patrick Tomlinson talking about Nazi bunkers in the Arctic. Am I entitled to financial compensation?

 

[femoralcanal]

Them boys on the other side of town were mocking the General Fatton persona today.


But what really made me snort my coffee was Boomia's post. I don’t know why, but just thinking about Pat histrionicaly reading it out loud to his wife while she tries to lose him in the half-hovel made me happier than Paul Weimer when he manages to sneak in the kiddy pool.

Thith lithspy Eyetalian is the king of making Pat go beserk lol.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Wtf, was Patrick just intentionally funny? Is he alright?

What if this whole time he's actually a comedy genius so committed to his craft he actually lives his bits? What if his goal was to prove that he could make more people laugh than Norm MacDonald ever did? Remember how some of Norm's jokes had incredibly long setups? What if Patrick's last 6 years have been the setup for a punchline that will destroy ribs the world over?

Or he's just a fat faggot with bitch tits that hates himself for not accepting he loves sex with men and so punishes himself by ensuring he never achieves any notable successes in life.

and then, he'd lose whatever power he wrongfully gained.

Those are just your delusions again, stalker. Patrick has never lost anything. This is especially true of adipose tissue. Anything not currently part of Ricky's life that once was he has willingly parted with. Except for pounds on the scale and inches of body surface area.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

But what really made me snort my coffee was Boomia's post. I don’t know why, but just thinking about Pat histrionicaly reading it out loud to his wife while she tries to lose him in the half-hovel made me happier than Paul Weimer when he manages to sneak in the kiddy pool.

Thith lithspy Eyetalian is the king of making Pat go beserk lol.

We need to start a betting pool on who'll be collecting Pat's scalp if 2ACW kicks off. Between the funsters, the Stalker Childs, the MPD and Judge Holden wanting to turn Pat's colon inside out, it's going to be quite the spectacle.

 

[Windy Moors]

Wtf, was Patrick just intentionally funny? Is he alright?

There's definitely something off with him, he failed to describe his brother as "little" in this reply to a rascal sibling impersonator:

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My brain is so accustomed to reading the words "little brother" when it comes to Pat's xeets that it automatically filled in the gap, to where I almost missed it's absence.

Now this is just sad he is talking to himself on X:

The platform he equates to a town square. If that were true then this would make him the town schizo, jabbering incoherently to himself in between extended bouts of encouraging fellow townspeople to enjoy prison and heckling the town crier Elon Musk.

 

[An automatic clown]

ONE OF THOSE CONSEQUENCE IS YOU WILL BE NEUTRALISED CHILD
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Also it seems pig man has decided "chattering classes" is his pretentious terminology of the day and he oinking it en masse at treacherous xitter liberals who dare criticise uncle biden
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Is "in their millions" even proper grammar ? I've always seen it as "in THE millions"

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

No cabinet role is mutually exclusive with a relationship, Fatrick will have sex with every man in his cabinet.

To quote the boy from one of the early WWF PPV's "Whether they want to or not"

AdeptiCon is in Milwaukee in 2025

I'd bring my Salamanders, but I'm afraid Patrick will think they're cocktail wienies.

 

[Ethics Gradient]

To quote the boy from one of the early WWF PPV's "Whether they want to or not"

AdeptiCon is in Milwaukee in 2025
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I'd bring my Salamanders, but I'm afraid Patrick will think they're cocktail wienies.

I'd love to see Pat enter Golden Demon only to 'no child' the judges when they tell him his fisher price toy dinosaur is not permitted.

 

[Something Awful]

Little-known fact about Satan: he can't touch men who've received a presidential pardon. That's why it had to be done.