DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This prestream is what an aneurysm must feel like. Nothing can be done to correct yourself and it just keeps worsening until you're no longer in control. What the fuck is happening?
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Insane that this is the viewcount he is getting for a literal insanity prestream. I think earlier on it was a bit above 300. But these numbers are abysmal.

In the old days of DSP, when an insane prestream like this would happen the views would jump up to 500, sometimes more than 1000 viewers. For anyone who thinks he's going to be able to redemption run his way out of all of this and do a black shirt emergency stream, I really think those days are long gone. He is streaming to almost no one at this point in time.
 
RGB lighting has been crack cocaine for his autism. Is he up to a double digit number of devices with RGB lights in that house yet? Being surrounded by items all flashing the same colors in unison seems to soothe his autism or something, I really don't understand the sudden obsession with them.
2 pc's, capture card, 2 mice, 2 keyboards, 2 lights, picture frame thing all linked to the same software that he spends 10+ min every day on stream deciding what color to use.
 
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Insane that this is the viewcount he is getting for a literal insanity prestream. I think earlier on it was a bit above 300. But these numbers are abysmal.

In the old days of DSP, when an insane prestream like this would happen the views would jump up to 500, sometimes more than 1000 viewers. For anyone who thinks he's going to be able to redemption run his way out of all of this and do a black shirt emergency stream, I really think those days are long gone. He is streaming to almost no one at this point in time.
Raw Phil is getting 450, ALT is getting 1,100, and Tevin is getting over 400. At this point, every one of his alogs can easily get more viewers than him.
 
This is the result of only one or two people who have relentlessly paypigged/whaled out a man like DSP and stopped him from learning that he has no redeeming features when it comes to 'internet entertainment".
They have elongated and kept going a fucking stupid mindset in DSP's head of "DSP vs da detractors/trolls" and probably take some sick, demented pleasure in watching all of this and watching him desperate for tips.

Without the whales this would've ended long, long ago.

But yeah, based off what everyone is saying DSP is actually fully delusional right now - that he thinks he can sit and demand money after admitting to the WWEC lie/gambling addiction only a month or so ago without actually admitting he has a gambling addiction is pathetic. The fact the whales are still using him as their masturbatory toy and keeping his delusion going and rewarding his objectively bad behavior makes them the worst people involved in all of this.
I don't get this, Phil was like this before the whales came into the picture. He believed himself to be N1 super turbo in NA, best gamer in NA, coined play/walk through, inspired pewdiepie/reportoftheweek, also said he quit gacha/drinking cold turkey. The whales never made him believe or say any of those things. I think it's so wrong blaming the whales before Phil when he's the main problem.
 
These are all business expenses. Maybe it's him trying to reduce his tax burden for the next year. Yeah it's retarded, but it could be an easy justification for him to spending the money.
I mean its possible. I don't fully understand the intricacies of how much this would wipe off his tax obligations.

But it really just feels like since the KC/WWEC-arc he is nosediving into spending on the stupidest shit possible to try and "change his image" into being a normie streamer and not only failing spectacularly hard at it but also probably making use of Amazon layaway shit that is going to fuck him over pretty soon.

Add in to that the terminal desperation/"overtime" and demanding people pay "the king's tax" clearly something isn't adding up here. TJgamebox made a tweet like 5 days ago and DSP had spent $1358 on WWEC: https://x.com/TjGamebox/status/1862395669039788324

He must be using Amazon Affirm/layaway shit and must be thinking in his head that he's going to land more whales or something but when the streak inevitably ends it really feels like he is going to be fucked hardcore unless he figures out some way to get people contributing positively again. He really is only being held up by one or two whales at this stage, is spending like a fucking madman, has absolutely no backup plan or anything to speak of and has lost all credibility when it comes to money and spending.

If one of the whales fucks off in a week or two and we get a black shirt emergency stream, I am extremely doubtful that people will come through this time. Not just because of the WWEC admission but also because he's just spent enough money to buy a new fucking car on total livestreamer/gaymer trash.
 
If one of the whales fucks off in a week or two and we get a black shirt emergency stream, I am extremely doubtful that people will come through this time. Not just because of the WWEC admission but also because he's just spent enough money to buy a new fucking car on total livestreamer/gaymer trash.
Even with the whales I sense impending doom. The whales just let him subsist while he destroys his finances. When he reaches the point of repossession and insolvency, he can't just declare bankruptcy this time (has to wait until like 2027?), unless he's hoping to last that long. The whales can only give so much in a day, he must spend triple that afterwards. And if he starts paying shit off and the whales can't keep up, it's game over.
All I'm saying is that he fucked up in 2015 when he was making a lot more. Now he's making a third of what he did and we now have things materializing and being 'gifted' to us on a daily basis.
 
I don't get this, Phil was like this before the whales came into the picture. He believed himself to be N1 super turbo in NA, best gamer in NA, coined play/walk through, inspired pewdiepie/reportoftheweek, also said he quit gacha/drinking cold turkey. The whales never made him believe or say any of those things. I think it's so wrong blaming the whales before Phil when he's the main problem.
He is the main problem in all of this, but they're giving a gambling addict money. There's no doubt at all now that he is a full on gambling addict no matter what bullshit lie he tried to add onto it about "selling his account".
 
Do you think he discusses his finances with the whales in the groomcord? I have a feeling that it's a one-way street, with him begging as they 'acquiesce' with a last second donation. But if they did talk about how he's in the hole on that discord, someone would have let it slip by now.
What is more likely is that Phil is blissfully unaware of what is to come, just like how he didn't see that guy kill him or understand how to crouch-jump. As soon as he sees a layaway bill come in, he's going to flip the fuck out and up the goal to $500 per stream, or something equally unsustainable.
 
What is more likely is that Phil is blissfully unaware of what is to come
Yeah I think it is very clear that he doesn't now and has never had any idea about his actual finances. He's not only a gambling addict to begin with but he operates his streams and tips like a fucking gambling minigame to boot.
He's operating on raw dopamine hits - whatever hits the bank account goes straight to spending.
 
"fully modernized" Phil has officially reached the year 2015.


Didn't he recently admit (slip) that he bought the gaming PC that supposedly someone gifted him?
An extreme explanation would be that the fans are also maxing out credit cards to gift him stuff, but that seems unlikely when they get off giving him a lifeline twice a day. He is trying to obscure how much he spends both for the audience and for himself, to hide the compunction of the strength of his addiction.
 
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Didn't he recently admit (slip) that he bought the gaming PC that supposedly someone gifted him?
I believe he phrased something like "If I had spent this much money on bla bla bla"

Not damning evidence, but no mature, fully functioning adult with an adult relationship believes this shit for a single second. There is no fan buying him a $700 PS5 pro or any of these gayming PCs.

And if they could've bought him this and were willing to, why are they doing it now instead of ages ago when he was making a big deal about the gayming PC? people pick up when he's going to buy something because he always kind of hints at researching it. Then all of a sudden it apparently gets "gifted".

It's total horse shit.
 
"fully modernized" Phil has officially reached the year 2015.


Didn't he recently admit (slip) that he bought the gaming PC that supposedly someone gifted him?
I thought he slipped on the PS5 Pro. He probably slipped about the PCs as well. Phil's lies merge just like his hairline decreases so it's tough to pinpoint where one oink ends and the next snort begins.
 
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