Sonic The Hedgehog Games

[BetterFuckChuck]

Shadow has le two dads and has identity problems, so he loves trannies and you should two
Both of his dads are literally evil, he's the product of a faustian bargain and he's a mutant freak of nature

what did flynn mean by this

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

When was ian a cuck

Just a personal theory of mine, conisdering the SallyxNicole ship was his "wife's" idea, and Flynn really, really likes his furry lesbians.

 

[Buzz Killington]

what did flynn mean by this

Better question, what did Iizuka mean by this since he wrote Shadow 05

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

Flynn tried to say Shadow, the second most popular in the Sonic canon, was some genderspecial. This led to Sega immediately clamping a big ole muzzle on the fat fuck

I think I should clarify. In his own words, he said that the Biolizard from SA2 was female, claiming that the pink orbs from it's boss fight were inert eggs. However, Repitles don't work like that, as their biological sex is based on tempature. He's applying Mammal logic to Reptiles...

This resulted in genderspecials clamoring to claim Shadow as their own, which in turn, resulted in Sega clamping down on Flynn. It also doesn't help him since this happened on the eve of the 3rd movie's premire, and Sega REALLY wants the one with Keanu to sell.

All of this was on the second-newest episode of the Bumblekast.

I should also add that since this has happened, the Bumblekast has more or less gone into indefinite hiatus, possibly to try and evade Sega's gaze. So until futher notice, Flynn just killed his show, and left Kyle, his co-host, out to dry since he relied on the Bumblekast to make ends meet.

@Activelo Then why hasn't he put up a disclaimer in prior episodes? Especially after ones where people supposedly took him out of context? I do buy that he's trying to cover his ass, but this is Flynn we're talking about. He dragged his feet through the Shattered Worlds arc for post-Reboot Archie until he absolutely HAD to end it so the comic could continue, and he did the same thing for the Zombot arc for IDW as well. He has a history of not doing the sensible thing unless he's forced to by outside forces, and even then, in some cases, ge tends to be somewhat spiteful in doing so... like a certain other Sonic lolcow infamous for procrastinaton...

We need to return to the meta era

Ken Pontac wouldn't have made Shadow into a faggot

I daresay we need to return to the Dark Era.

 

[Seedling]

what did flynn mean by this

>Started as a goverment project for a bio weapon
>One of the "dad's" is the setting equivalent to Satan
>The other went insane and tried to nuke the world after the goverment decided to waco the space colony
>The only other one of his kind is a bloated overgrown fucked up frankenstein cyborg godzilla with permanent open wounds, bleeding everywhere and in perpetual suffering
>SHADOW IS LGBT GUYS!!!
Pottery

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

the world of Sonic is generally a utopia where bigotry isn't really a thing; even Eggman is open to a degree.

This guy should die, from a natural cause, of course.

'if you have anything remotely resembling media literacy

Seems everyone who uses this term is always a faggot talking about reading into libtard shit in media that often isn't there.

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

This guy should die, from a natural cause, of course.


Seems everyone who uses this term is always a faggot talking about reading into libtard shit in media that often isn't there.

At least Ken had the balls to include unironic nazis in his run at Archie. Flynn seems to have done the impossible, that is, he made Ken look cool by comparison.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Are these writers capable of doing anything with female characters other than making them dyke out?

No? I thought not.

 

[MugolEx]

Are these writers capable of doing anything with female characters other than making them dyke out?

No? I thought not.

Are any writers nowadays? From mega franchises like Star Wars to slop YouTube animators like Doobus Goobus, they all have the propensity to write and\or being very fond of lesbians. And when they are not lesbians out right, they're some kind of gender special but prefer women still for some reason. It reminds me of early 2010 when Tumblr weirdos where speculating that every male character who had a best friend male character HAD to be secretly wanting to fuck each other. Maybe it's just a trend and this too will pass. Maybe not because lesbians have more gooner potential.

 

[Pixy]

Better question, what did Iizuka mean by this since he wrote Shadow 05

Ian is deliberately twisting things to suit his agenda, and anyone who talks about "mUh tWo FaThErS" doesn't know what they're talking about. In Shadow 05 it's stated Black Doom only ever provided his blood, so if one wants to apply real-life logic to Shadow, he just has some Black Arms genes inside him.

We put arctic salmon genes inside strawberries so that they grow better in the winter - does this make them fish? Obviously not - Flynn is a faggot.

If you want to analyse it like one of those spergy Sonic theorists, the field of genetics and more specifically the Human Genome Project was pretty big news when it was close to being "complete" in 2003. Evidently it was prevalent enough in the zeitgeist that a whole James Bond movie in the same time period had 'harvesting' and stealing another person's genome as a core aspect of the plot (North Koreans turning into South Africans). GMO's were suddenly being discussed everywhere.

But this is also the early-2000's in Japan, and I doubt he was as terminally online as most posters here are so he probably would not have heard of any this at all. He could've thought it sounded like a cool idea and something 'relevant' in sci-fi at the time and so threw in Shadow being made with the aid of Black Arms blood.

 

[el bandito loco]

Gromit would fucking solo any of these lesbian retards from IDW

W&G is getting a new movie this month and I really hope a bunch of internet faggots don't get ahold of it. It's like the one cartoon I have legitimately never see some retards UH ACKTUALLY and project their homo shit onto.

I hope your friend knows he's based, that was beautiful.

I like having that guy around because he provides the funniest commentary to almost anything going on. I asked him a few weeks ago why he doesn't ever date white girls and he told me it's because "white girls make you do gay shit like watch the extended versions of the hobbit movies. lord of the rings is one thing, those are cool, but I was with a white girl for a while and she bought those hobbit movies and they were extended. they extended a dick right up my ass, I didn't like it, those movies suck and I had to spend a day and a half watching them. I don't want my sons growing up in an environment with a white stepmom that makes them watch shit like that" which I thought was the funniest explanation possible for that question.

Flynn tried to say Shadow, the second most popular in the Sonic canon, was some genderspecial. This led to Sega immediately clamping a big ole muzzle on the fat fuck

I really don't like the idea we have to bog down these cartoon characters with any sort of explanation on this kind of shit at all. yeah amy or sally are/were sonic's girlfriends or whatever but really it doesn't matter anyways. they're simple cartoon characters fighting a fat fuck who makes mean robots. who gives a fuck about any of that? as a kid when I read archie i'd always be like goddamn it who cares whenever it would be relationship drama shit, and i'm sure the actual target audience of sonic (children 10 and under) probably feel the same. granted if it was on his fagglecast kids aren't listening to it, only autists and pedophiles who are obsessed with a kid's thing but still. this is why kids are so fucked today, is all their media is filled with shit like this that really I don't think they need to be bothered worrying about until they're a teenager in puberty anyways. I don't really have a problem with kids knowing homo shit exists, they're going to have to deal with people irl eventually, but they fill cartoons and stuff filled with this kind of thing in ways that leave impacts on young developing minds and project this shit into them. there is no reason a 7 year old should watch/read/play something for a kid and then wonder if their gender fits them or not.

 

[GoodWinSon]

I will say as no one else will; I like watching Flynn's crying furry lesbians show. If I can't enjoy watching them die horribly, then at least I can derive satisfaction sweet juicy satisfaction by witnessing their fragile, brittle egos suffer blow after blow. Their miserable lives are only extended for the sake of suffering and MY pleasure. And for the record, I am not a sadist. I don't enjoy watching humans suffer. Never have never will. Furrys do not deserve respect, tolerance, or any shred of empathy for that matter. If they were completely alien to humanity, their twisted forms incomprehensible to the average human mind (not mine however), I would not be offended in the slightest. I would be delighted in fact, as I would be gifted with more wonders to explore, more mysteries to uncover, for I am one of the theoretical men Nietzsche saw. I stand shoulder to shoulder with Socrates, and he shares my disgust of the Unclean; for they are neither novel, nor are they our equals. Instead they banally imitate God's work, and insult nature and the universe. They cannot create, only mimic the worst humanity has to offer. They beg for your sympathy, your attention, and offer misery in reward. It is not enough to lock them away, to exile them away from the honest men and virtuous women. Their mere existence, the simple concept of them, corrupts and infects the universe. I say to you again, I want nothing more than to annihilate them; to stand upon their mangled bodies and stomp on their vacuous skulls and hear the wet crack of bones collapsing beneath my sullied black boots. Alas, their claws have gone to deep, the cancer has metastasized and I can do nothing but watch sullenly as weak men drive our world to ruin. So instead, I watch and I scheme. If the world is destined to be swallowed in darkness, if my efforts are as futile as fighting a neverending ocean, then I will make them suffer. Every meter of their inevitable march of progress will bring new pain and new injuries. I will be gone one day, I am not the fool they claim I am, but I will make sure that they remember me. In their nightmares, in their legends, they'll chant my name with hatred and disgust, for they will know I broke them and deprived them of their freedom forever. They will never shake of the chains of my memory, the shackles of my ideal, the noose of my name.

Pic unrelated

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I will say as no one else will; I like watching Flynn's crying furry lesbians show. If I can't enjoy watching them die horribly, then at least I can derive satisfaction sweet juicy satisfaction by witnessing their fragile, brittle egos suffer blow after blow. Their miserable lives are only extended for the sake of suffering and MY pleasure. And for the record, I am not a sadist. I don't enjoy watching humans suffer. Never have never will. Furrys do not deserve respect, tolerance, or any shred of empathy for that matter. If they were completely alien to humanity, their twisted forms incomprehensible to the average human mind (not mine however), I would not be offended in the slightest. I would be delighted in fact, as I would be gifted with more wonders to explore, more mysteries to uncover, for I am one of the theoretical men Nietzsche saw. I stand shoulder to shoulder with Socrates, and he shares my disgust of the Unclean; for they are neither novel, nor are they our equals. Instead they banally imitate God's work, and insult nature and the universe. They cannot create, only mimic the worst humanity has to offer. They beg for your sympathy, your attention, and offer misery in reward. It is not enough to lock them away, to exile them away from the honest men and virtuous women. Their mere existence, the simple concept of them, corrupts and infects the universe. I say to you again, I want nothing more than to annihilate them; to stand upon their mangled bodies and stomp on their vacuous skulls and hear the wet crack of bones collapsing beneath my sullied black boots. Alas, their claws have gone to deep, the cancer has metastasized and I can do nothing but watch sullenly as weak men drive our world to ruin. So instead, I watch and I scheme. If the world is destined to be swallowed in darkness, if my efforts are as futile as fighting a neverending ocean, then I will make them suffer. Every meter of their inevitable march of progress will bring new pain and new injuries. I will be gone one day, I am not the fool they claim I am, but I will make sure that they remember me. In their nightmares, in their legends, they'll chant my name with hatred and disgust, for they will know I broke them and deprived them of their freedom forever. They will never shake of the chains of my memory, the shackles of my ideal, the noose of my name.

this was so good, I had to have Eggman say it himself (split into 3 parts)

 

[JesusChristDenton]

Ian's crying lesbians make me remember Goblins:

 

[Cave Fisher]

I don't really see the problem with them being lesbians, but I wish they'd make them lesbians in a cool way instead of their personalities just being "She's a girl who cries and fucks other girls."
Surge immediately became ten times lamer when she went from "lol fuck Sonic, let's go wreck some shit" to "nuuuu, please don't mess up my image, boss-man."

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

At least Ken had the balls to include unironic nazis in his run at Archie. Flynn seems to have done the impossible, that is, he made Ken look cool by comparison.

Like actual Nazis or in-universe Nazi equivalents?

I don't really see the problem with them being lesbians, but I wish they'd make them lesbians in a cool way instead of their personalities just being "She's a girl who cries and fucks other girls."
Surge immediately became ten times lamer when she went from "lol fuck Sonic, let's go wreck some shit" to "nuuuu, please don't mess up my image, boss-man."

The problem, which is easy for us to forget because I guess we're autistic, is Sonic is for kids. Lesbians are always the foot in the door for fags and trannies too.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

The problem, which is easy for us to forget because I guess we're autistic, is Sonic is for kids.

Did you forget the stuff airing in the 90's, including the Archie comic books, that touched on adult themes from time to time? There were a total of 3 men (possibly more) that wanted to fuck princess sally (Antoine (before he moved onto bunny), Geoffrey, Sonic) and at one point Sally admitted she had the hots for Knuckles. Let's not pretend the characters in the series are all innocent and shit.

Hell, the entire tone of Adventure 2 is dark outside of Shadow. There comes a point where we need to accept that kids can handle certain themes if portrayed in an appropriate manner. We all watched a cartoon rabbit and duck beat the shit out of each other and blow shit up as kids, and we all came out just fine. Having the kids gloves on all the time results in boring bland shit like the entirety of the """NEW""" super mario bros. series.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

Are any writers nowadays? From mega franchises like Star Wars to slop YouTube animators like Doobus Goobus, they all have the propensity to write and\or being very fond of lesbians. And when they are not lesbians out right, they're some kind of gender special but prefer women still for some reason. It reminds me of early 2010 when Tumblr weirdos where speculating that every male character who had a best friend male character HAD to be secretly wanting to fuck each other. Maybe it's just a trend and this too will pass. Maybe not because lesbians have more gooner potential.

LESBIAN KICK!

>Started as a goverment project for a bio weapon
>One of the "dad's" is the setting equivalent to Satan
>The other went insane and tried to nuke the world after the goverment decided to waco the space colony
>The only other one of his kind is a bloated overgrown fucked up frankenstein cyborg godzilla with permanent open wounds, bleeding everywhere and in perpetual suffering
>SHADOW IS LGBT GUYS!!!
Pottery

YWNBTULF

W&G is getting a new movie this month and I really hope a bunch of internet faggots don't get ahold of it. It's like the one cartoon I have legitimately never see some retards UH ACKTUALLY and project their homo shit onto.

Chicken RUn has that kind of fanbase, but W&G never got it because its art style is generally ugly, its setting is way too "gold old days of england" and Wallace isnt a sexy britsh man he's just the average British man. like i know theres going to be a lot of black people in the background extras of this because it's a BBC+Netflix joint production but i dont expect Wallace to suddenly apologize for England's colonialism so really there's not much to read into

Surge immediately became ten times lamer when she went from "lol fuck Sonic, let's go wreck some shit" to "nuuuu, please don't mess up my image, boss-man."

Modern writers are allergic to metaphor, so the idea of a fake Sonic obsessed with hating him despite being a cool concept requires using them as a metaphor for something other than homophobia so they just try to overwrite a personality to justify why realistically a rational five foot talking animal would be psychologically justified in killing another talking blue animal

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Did you forget the stuff airing in the 90's, including the Archie comic books, that touched on adult themes from time to time? There were a total of 3 men (possibly more) that wanted to fuck princess sally (Antoine (before he moved onto bunny), Geoffrey, Sonic) and at one point Sally admitted she had the hots for Knuckles. Let's not pretend the characters in the series are all innocent and shit.

It was all straight at least.

Hell, the entire tone of Adventure 2 is dark outside of Shadow. There comes a point where we need to accept that kids can handle certain themes if portrayed in an appropriate manner. We all watched a cartoon rabbit and duck beat the shit out of each other and blow shit up as kids, and we all came out just fine. Having the kids gloves on all the time results in boring bland shit like the entirety of the """NEW""" super mario bros. series.

Fair, to a degree. But hey, New Super Mario Bros. was really damn good, it just overstayed its welcome. It wasn't like there was no precedent for samey Mario sequels anyway, that's exactly what Super Mario Bros. 2 was. Doing 5 of them was overkill though.

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

@BetterFuckChuck Here's hoping he becomes Andrew Dobson 2.0. Especially in how his internet presense ends.