The frat bro larp makes me sick. 'Homies', 'your boy', 'ion'. Don't kill yourself 'bro', you have sex dolls (what are those weird expanded fleshlight things even called?) and pizza to live for!!!
"Look bro, it's OK bro, I'm here for you bro, we're gonna get through this dude, let's talk on discord about our feelings bro"
It's all about safety and affirmation for them. Through a veil of tears, of course.
'I'm literally such a gay fag' larp:
Pooners do this a LOT, especially in fandom spaces. Case in point: here's Asher, an ADHD autistic pooner who loves to brag about how much she loves fucking your mother:

along with all her pronouns, she has a piss fetish. Makes sense as half of all pooners cannot control their bladders:

Can you tell 'Cuntboy poopybutt' is a man?

Because actual gay men
totally talk like this. Something tells me this autistic bitch would have an absolute meltdown like that pooner that broke down crying in the bathroom the moment gay men started staring at her.
Of course, we cannot forget the classic cope they love playing: that genitalia has nothing to do with gender, and that is why they can argue, with a straight face, that penis in vagina sex is gay.

Words have meaning. Genitalia is tied to se
x. If you have a vagina you are female. They keep insisting their female genitalia is male, hence why they go out of their way to avoid mentioning it every time. They think male genitalia is the default and superior, and love to gaslight people into thinking straight sex is gay if the vagina owner IDs as a man.