Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 109 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 177 40.7%

  • Total voters
    435
None of these lolcows ever feel shame about anything, ever.
That and the inability to learn a lesson from anything is at the core of any lolcow. Nick could lose his case so bad that he actually ends up with a prison sentence and get called a retard by all the inmates for 5 years straight. The second he gets out he'll go on camera to talk about how to not to get beaten up for staring at men's junk in the prison shower, all with a black eye.
 
April is almost certainly a Borderline who has what's called "identity disturbance". Meaning she has no core sense of self, and relies solely on external validation to regulate her chaotic emotions i.e. her favorite person Narc Nick. People with identity disturbance also tend to take on the personality traits of the people around them.



To her ex-husband, she's your average 'pick me' bitch.
 
Nick's dad, Bob Rekieta, worked for Cray Computer. Cray equipment was widely used by the US defense establishment, including the NSA. So some possible connections exist...

Huh, so I guess he did follow in the old man's footsteps (kinda):

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Why is that every time I check this thread I find you all discussing everything but Nick?
It's like the Town Square of Balldo.
Rules say we're not allowed to poke the village idiot when he stops dancing too.

If we need to discuss Nick-related topics, how about this: Nick should ask Hunter Biden if the big guy could hook him up with one of those pardon things. I mean what's the difference between doing crack with hookers and owning guns, and doing cocaine with your side-ho and owning guns?

It wouldn't actually help his legal case, but Nick would think it would help in his case against the Internet. And that would be funny for the rest of us. :story:
 
My guess is that he didn't get the plea deal terms he thought he was gonna get and doesn't know how to talk his way out of this situation. Don't worry, he'll be back. He's gone radio silent before.

Well, I hope it's because the long arm of the law has reached out and touched someone.
 
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Mike is, ironically for a shock-jock, quite controversy averse. If he perceives himself to be in disagreement with his audience he does a big sarcastic public reversal, sort of his way of saying he doesn't feel like arguing about it.
Exactly, Mike was diddled as a kid so he has that womenly need to fill whatever container the people who he looks up to want. This is why he originally went after Melton, if you listen to the first Melton watch it's literally that.

He's practically gunt guarding until his audience responds well and then he turns on Patrick. Literally most of the 2015 and 2016 episodes are him basically being a figurehead for a group of his audience who demand he go after his friends over perceived slights.

In the span of 2 years he went from being anti-racist and begging Patrick and Bryan barris to move in with him to nuking their fanbase and going after them. Then there's the removed episodes where he went after Kyle lane and other comedians for other things that he himself has done.

The problem is Mikes insulated himself so stuff like attacking Patrick for doing to Aaron what he did to Tripoli 4years ago is perfectly fine and he gets away with it
 
BREAKING

Speaking of plea deals, Ralph is now claiming he has accepted one from the State of Minnesota regarding his contempt of court charges. Details as of yet unknown. He claims it'll be formally submitted tomorrow.

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IT'S A RALPHAMALE MIRACLE BISH THE ALOGS LOST AGAIN!

Is the Ralphamale banned from ever stepping foot in Minnesota ever again?
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We may now live in a world where Ethan Ralph can navigate Minnesota's judicial system better than Nick Rekieta can.
 
BREAKING

Speaking of plea deals, Ralph is now claiming he has accepted one from the State of Minnesota regarding his contempt of court charges. Details as of yet unknown. He claims it'll be formally submitted tomorrow.

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We may now live in a world where Ethan Ralph can navigate Minnesota's judicial system better than Nick Rekieta can.
Time for Ralph to snake on Rackets.
 
BREAKING

Speaking of plea deals, Ralph is now claiming he has accepted one from the State of Minnesota regarding his contempt of court charges. Details as of yet unknown. He claims it'll be formally submitted tomorrow.

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We may now live in a world where Ethan Ralph can navigate Minnesota's judicial system better than Nick Rekieta can.
Guess we're gonna see if the rumor that Nick paid Ralph to record Aaron's trial was true
 
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We may now live in a world where Ethan Ralph can navigate Minnesota's judicial system better than Nick Rekieta can.
Listen the ralphamale is a white trash degenerate who almost as a whole, by the grace of god, and some lizard brained self preservation instinct know how to keep themselves out of jail (for the most part) so they can continue their degeneracy unhindered by the long cock of the law. Balldo is a skinny faggot whose family never had to face such adversity and thus critically lacks this gene. Give it a few generations.
 
Just in: New April IG with a long-ass message with all the same platitudes: God, cooking, and appeals to stop "hating".
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2023-12-19: April on Apologies and God

Whilst streaming from Nick's studio, Aaron and April Imholte reviewed a child abuse case. Aaron noted how silly it is that some people only recognize their errors after being caught and forced to face legal consequences. April highlights how insincere an apology sounds from such a person and likens it to an "I'm sorry" that you have to ask for (making it is meaningless). They both ruminate on the question "are you sorry you did it or are you sorry you got caught?"

April then follows it up by saying:

"But then there's going to be some psycho out there like; Oh, I've found Jesus and, you know, I've read some Scripture lately and I just really feel that what I've done is wrong, finally, and I didn't understand that before."



The above comes to mind whenever she tries to bring God into her cope. April's actions haven't demonstrated any real remorse. She even caught charges (after already being released initially) because she didn't want to leave the people who enabled her to be her worst self. Crying about not wanting to have people post about other's relationships on her IG pages while she openly makes sexually explicit posts to a married man on Twitter and YouTube speaks volumes to her values.

As much as it might irritate April (and especially Nick), Aaron didn't wait for a court appearance alongside the rest of the Qover to admit what he did was wrong and seek help voluntarily. He got out of there with time enough to find a new woman to replace April/Kayla/Nick; a woman who took Aaron in while knowing the situation he was just coming from. Aaron is still an idiot, but these clowns can't help but make him look good better than them even after his revenge porn charge.

The flower picture April posted was nice though. Unfortunately, it stands as a stark contrast to the deeply unrepentant rot inherent in everything else she posts. There was still a way forward for April, but she is doing it all wrong.
 
Just in: New April IG with a long-ass message with all the same platitudes: God, cooking, and appeals to stop "hating".

"I am healthy, I'm trying to cook a lot of good food, and spending time with family while trying to love myself again. I love good food, and there's lots of little lessons learned in cooking."

Here's a lesson this cunt should have learned:

When children are going hungry, you put down the cocaine and get your lazy whore arsehole behind the fucking saucepans. When you had a family to spend time with, and cook for you preferred to watch them go hungry while you spent your tine dropping molly, snorting coke and sucking Rekieta's cock you God-forsaken skank.

Any man who would give this woman the time of day has to be as self-centred, narcissistic and worthless as she is. In short, a man like Rekieta
 
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