Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

Staph needs to study the blade.

@Meowzers @Chromeo Would one of you be willing to draw a potato Staph in the "I was studying the blade" pose? Something like this:

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I thought she was dumping the ghost husbandos for Loki? Husband + ghost = Jeffrey Dahmer.

She's saying that she wishes she could talk about her ghost husband's dick but 'People will tell me he's not real, and I'm just delusional .'

Surprise, bitch: You are still setting the bait by talking about a ghost's dick in a 'pity me' post. You may as well just come out with what you want to say.

She damn well knows what she's doing. Sometimes I'm glad when no one takes the bait so she can't indulge in her boolie kink, but it's not fun when no one does.

Edit to add:

The characters are: Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls, Stephanie Gooch from Scrubs, Starfire from Teen Titans, and Duckie from the Land Before Time.

I am an old and uncultured faggot who knows nothing about these characters, but one thing that I do know is that they are all female.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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I thought she was dumping the ghost husbandos for Loki? Husband + ghost = Jeffrey Dahmer.

She's saying that she wishes she could talk about her ghost husband's dick but 'People will tell me he's not real, and I'm just delusional .'

Surprise, bitch: You are still setting the bait by talking about a ghost's dick in a 'pity me' post. You may as well just come out with what you want to say.

She damn well knows what she's doing. Sometimes I'm glad when no one takes the bait so she can't indulge in her boolie kink, but it's not fun when no one does.

It's not even ~taboo~, the only taboo thing about it is her wanting to fuck a gay serial killer.

People hear about her spoopy ghost husbands and call her a dumbass. Nobody cares about her wanting to fuck ghosts, it just makes her sound like a looney and people respond accordingly.
You're not delusional Stapphy, you're just such a turbovirgin that you had to make up an edgier version of 'I totally have a boyfriend he lives in Canada you wouldn't know him'.

 

[Chromeo]

@Meowzers @Chromeo Would one of you be willing to draw a potato Staph in the "I was studying the blade" pose? Something like this:
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Stephanie strikes me as more of the nunchuck type:

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

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I thought she was dumping the ghost husbandos for Loki? Husband + ghost = Jeffrey Dahmer.

She's saying that she wishes she could talk about her ghost husband's dick but 'People will tell me he's not real, and I'm just delusional .'

Surprise, bitch: You are still setting the bait by talking about a ghost's dick in a 'pity me' post. You may as well just come out with what you want to say.

She damn well knows what she's doing. Sometimes I'm glad when no one takes the bait so she can't indulge in her boolie kink, but it's not fun when no one does.

Edit to add:
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The characters are: Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls, Stephanie Gooch from Scrubs, Starfire from Teen Titans, and Duckie from the Land Before Time.

I am an old and uncultured faggot who knows nothing about these characters, but one thing that I do know is that they are all female.

Staph isn't anything like Starfire or Ducky. She hasn't even talked about them. Where in the world did she get this comparison from?

Stephanie strikes me as more of the nunchuck type:
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This is awesome! Thanks so much!

 

[Spangled Drongo]

If I recall correctly, she is still legally Stephanie Cianfriglia. She recently said about planning to legally change it to Yarrow Brown. If your name is Stephanie, the doctor is going to assume you're female, as it's a feminine name. Even if you change your name to Yarrow, the doctor is still going to assume you're female, as it still sounds feminine. Commit to the larp and change it to god damn Aiden, at the very least.

My suggestion that she give herself a proper Nordic name still stands - I suggested Thrud (even though Thrud is female in the myths and is properly pronounced THROOD, most people won't know the difference and mispronouncing it like "thud" suits her) and Asgeir because it may be badass and macho but also sounds like "Ass Gear" to English speaking ears.

Or if she still wants to go the hippy/witchy nature name route, "Leif" is confused all too often for a funky spelling of "leaf" even though the proper pronunciation is closer to "layf" or "life" I think, and she'd be actually naming herself after a famous Viking. Am I overthinking this? Yes, but I think it'd be funny to see her commit even further to the bit while still getting it totally wrong in typical Staph fashion. Am I Scandinavian/Nordic? Hell naw, just a big ol' nerd and currently reading a book about Iceland, which is at least more than she'll ever do.

Anyone else got any suggestions for her?

 

[Chromeo]

Got recommended a Facebook group for "cow cats," made me think of siggy and the recent "cow cat" discussion

 

[JanuaryViolet]

that she give herself a proper Nordic name still stands - I suggested Thrud (even though Thrud is female in the myths and is properly pronounced THROOD,

Not too long ago it was "Pruder-ragr", remember? I think it was in her early Jeffy-as-a-viking stage. She didn't know that a thorne (can't do goddam characters from other alphabets on this thing) was actually 'th' and not 'p'.

Also. ten stars for everybodys drawings lately. The titfish are particularly hilarious.

 

[Vandy2]

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I thought she was dumping the ghost husbandos for Loki? Husband + ghost = Jeffrey Dahmer.

She's saying that she wishes she could talk about her ghost husband's dick but 'People will tell me he's not real, and I'm just delusional .'

Surprise, bitch: You are still setting the bait by talking about a ghost's dick in a 'pity me' post. You may as well just come out with what you want to say.

She damn well knows what she's doing. Sometimes I'm glad when no one takes the bait so she can't indulge in her boolie kink, but it's not fun when no one does.

Edit to add:
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The characters are: Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls, Stephanie Gooch from Scrubs, Starfire from Teen Titans, and Duckie from the Land Before Time.

I am an old and uncultured faggot who knows nothing about these characters, but one thing that I do know is that they are all female.

Mabel is a light hearted, optimistic and silly girl. StarFire is naive but kind. Both of them have friends and people like to be around them. Where the fuck are the similarities to Gyro? Who is constantly bitter and fighting people and getting angry about sticks being stolen?

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Not too long ago it was "Pruder-ragr", remember? I think it was in her early Jeffy-as-a-viking stage. She didn't know that a thorne (can't do goddam characters from other alphabets on this thing) was actually 'th' and not 'p'.

Also. ten stars for everybodys drawings lately. The titfish are particularly hilarious.

I did a thread search to see where she got "prudr" from and it's even worse, nothing to do with Thor and Sif's daughter... it's her own Old Norse translation of "proud", when someone else in this thread pointed out that's wrong. You'd think she'd own an Old Norse dictionary or even a Swedish one but nope. Google Translate agrees, in both Swedish and Icelandic (closest language to Old Norse):



Though yeah, she has written Thor as "Por" before, confusing the P for a Þ. Not exactly the best way to get in the thunder god's good graces.

 

[glass_houses]

I'm sure people were more annoyed by her than the ghosts.

Didn't she go stay in a "haunted" hotel for her birthday, saying that she had never seen a ghost before?

 

[moorhen]

That is absolute horse shit. She’s one of the most confrontational and argumentative people who exist on this website.

If getting deadnamed was that much of a problem she’d stop buying the mall goth equivalent to Viking shit and pay the filing fee to have her named changed.
Didn’t really need to waste money on a commission of her getting diddled by Loki did she?

As far I know, dyspraxia isn't a 'muscle problem' it's a neurological one.

It’s a developmental disorder and affects your coordination and movement.
I’ve mentioned in this thread before that I do have it, which is why it’s funny when Steph tries to use it as another notch in her disability card, despite never having been diagnosed with it.

It can, usually in children, cause some muscle pain, because walking is affected in some people, but most adults, even ones who haven’t been diagnosed, tend to figure out a way to walk that helps them.

The pain Steph experiences, however, is probably because she is obese and her joints are struggling to carry her extra weight. Fatty.
Even on the slim chance she does somehow have dyspraxia, one of the actual, doctor recommended things to do to ease symptoms is exercise. Which she also doesn’t do.

 

[Kami Neko]

yarrow, you didn't need to commission anyone for godfucking self insert art! you have me! i even made loki fit your personal headcanon of him being a redhead bishounen

Spoiler: Theycameforlolki.jpg

Spoiler: you sure you want to see it?

Spoiler: really?

Spoiler: i warned you.

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palate cleanser: spudlet is angry they had to pay so much for a commission when kiwifarms will deliver for free
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Found myself a new avatar! Poor siggy looks how I feel after voluntarily looking at this pic.

 

[often puzzled]

You'd think she'd own an Old Norse dictionary or even a Swedish one but nope.

Or just put Duolingo on her brand-spankin'-new smartphone. Lord knows she has all the time in the world to talk to the owl.

Didn't she go stay in a "haunted" hotel for her birthday, saying that she had never seen a ghost before?

She did indeed go to a haunted hotel/B&B for her birthday within the past few years, though I don't remember one way or the other if she mentioned her past experiences seeing ghosts (but what you say rings a bell). This was also one of the last times we have confirmation of her getting behind the wheel of a car. I'm sure she already drives like a grandma: substantially below the speed limit, drifting, one blinker on at all times.

The pain Steph experiences, however, is probably because she is obese and her joints are struggling to carry her extra weight. Fatty.

Stephanie is sciatica waiting to happen.


Her mom really shouldn't go fight her neighbor battle for her. Staph is in her mid-30s and is more than old enough to deal with this herself. I get that she doesn't want to do it, but she created this mess herself, and it's up to her to resolve it. It's actually kind of impressive that she's apparently a sped even among speds, though.

It's also in no way her apartment complex's responsibility to protect against porch pirates, which anyone who doesn't live in a gated community knows are rampant at this time of year. Her building is on Main St. in Endicott, and the façade looks like this:



The stairs and balconies are on that inner courtyard. Anyone can walk up from the street and do some holiday shopping on unattended stoops. Or, even more likely, bored kids can steal random objects like gift-wrapped logs and pride flags that have been in butts.

Like others in this thread, I find her bitching about landlords to be incredibly tone-deaf and distasteful. Our Spudlet is an ungrateful crybaby who doesn't realize that, rent-wise, she's got a deal that most people can never dream of. That goes for others receiving Section 8 and so on, too: most would be incredibly grateful to have this rent at a property that's centrally-located and not rife with crime. She got very lucky, and she just bitches.

Oh, and I glanced at the SEPP Group website to see if I could see a complex that sounds like what she's describing, but I didn't see it. If this is still something that's in progress, then it makes sense that it's not featured on their website yet, I guess.

 

[Meowzers]

@Meowzers @Chromeo Would one of you be willing to draw a potato Staph in the "I was studying the blade" pose? Something like this:
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you got it, boss if anyone wants to, feel free to colour it

 

[Aunt Carol]

Stephanie Gooch from Scrubs

Stephanie Gooch ended up dating Dr. Hooch, which does kinda fit with Our Steph because as we all know, Hooch is crazy.

Although maybe that relationship wouldn't fit with Yarrow "White Pride Endicott-Wide" Brown's sensibilities after all.

Like others in this thread, I find her bitching about landlords to be incredibly tone-deaf and distasteful.

OK, the police are evil class traitors and should be abolished, but also your $13 landlord should be the one in charge of telling your neighbors to stop begging you for money and moving your decorative log out of the way?

But the landlord's maintenance guy should stop his micromanaging before he tells a tenant to keep the kitchen clean so the whole place doesn't get bugs.

I'm beginning to think that Stephanie's social philosophy isn't internally-consistent, and might even be ad hoc and self-serving.

you got it, boss if anyone wants to, feel free to colour it

Bro you made this masterpiece mad early for the KF merch run; they just finished up Halloween

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Hi Staph! Reading your thread, I see. You know how you could really prove to the haters that you have dyspraxia? Getting an official diagnosis.


Gross.


Commenting on some vore degeneracy.


They asked for a girl. If you truly think you're a man, then this is the equivalent of a man inappropriately offering sex to a lesbian. It's sleazy as fuck.

 

[Help Never Came]

I think it's good that she'll tell her parents that her neighbour keeps taking her money. Maybe it'll make them realize how poorly equipped she is for living alone. Having her mom confront the neighbour is a bad idea, though - sending a 70+ female cancer survivor to confront a presumably much younger and very trashy person... it's not impossible they'd be violent towards her. Fight your own battles, Steph. You're an adult, why do you need to get your mother involved?

Even if he wasn't a ghost (wait, he's a ghost? not a god? is Richard Ramirez back?), there are no places where it's socially acceptable to talk about your husband's dick! Maybe Fetlife, but that's it.

 

[AfghanBlue]

God I hope, but am not optimistic, that she didn't pick Ducky because of the horrible things that happened to the little girl who was the voice actress


That person Staph's commenting to (dont talk to kids challenge - impossible) :
Sorry but the only way to actually get better is to try harder and use tactics the psychologist gives you to get through "overwhelm" and if you literally can't then there's no point in seeing the psychologist and you won't be able to do the course. What's the course supposed to do, just lower the standards til the qualification is worthless? We've reached a low enough level of that already.

And Staph, Yoga WOULD have helped. You condition, train and strengthen your muscles and coordination so that your on a much better situation to deal with any natural coordination limitations. You may not make it as a pro tennis player but you'll be a lot more able, less achey and fucking fat than you are now.
What you meant when you say "didn't work" is you half heartedly looked it up once on YouTube, years later after totally ignoring the suggestion, got out of breath in a couple of minutes, and then called that "tried" and never did anything again.
These people want nothing other than to be allowed to make no change and told its fine cos they can't, but simultaneously be constantly engaged with these services for the purpose of attention and coddling.
Mrs "the world needs to burn, viva la revolution, I have the answers" has not the willpower to do 15 minutes of light body and breathing exercise a day.

 

[Topaz Eyes]

sending a 70+ female cancer survivor to confront a presumably much younger and very trashy person... it's not impossible they'd be violent towards her.

Poor Staph's mom...