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EA has been producing damn near nothing but trash for a decade
Even as far back as the early 2000s they had a reputation for buying studios and killing them. RIP Bullfrog and Westwood. But back then they still occasionally put out games people liked. I'll always have a soft spot for Freedom Fighters, but games like Burnout, C&C Generals, and the entire EA Sports Big series are fondly remembered. Now we don't even get that.

Ninja'd by @Carpenter Trout but posting anyway.
 
EA was rewarded the worst company in history.

EA going DEI is like puking on a pile of shit.

Anyone that actually has any sympathy/likeness for EA is double plus retarded.
EA has been absolutely detested for as long as I can remember. It's only fairly recently that they've started financially suffering for it, though.
 
I look forward to how they'll introduce black women into FIFA.

EA won't be doing that.
They're too cheap to pay for a license to an organization that's even worse than EA.
Gentlemen, I’ve got bad news,
they’ve had them in for a few years now
 
And these are just the companies. But who gives a shit, right? I'm sure that if we were to take a look at all the series that EA has messed up, the table would be at least 1000 rows long, mostly filled with "dead" or "parent company shut down". EA Sports BIG hasn't had an entry since the PS2 days.
to be fair, not all of them were messed up on purpose. you really wanna tell me EA went to bioware and told them for the last ten years "just go full retard, we don't want you to make another good game"? more often than not it's the studios having enough leeway to fuck shit up on their own, either directly or indirectly. molyneux literally said as much about the effect of them dropping wads of cash with nothing more than "make us another blockbuster" and how it completely stalled any meaningful development since there were not limits anymore.
plus any company under tight corporate control wouldn't go full retard on social media like EA companies do.

they also had a phase of making games like dead space and mirror's edge, so it wasn't all bad. they even allowed renegade x to proceed with the stipulation it has to be free (but otherwise was fine). nintendo are way bigger fags in that regard and tendies suck their dick hard.

“They allowed us to go forward with it, and have been very supportive,” Bakri said. “EA LA even got us into the Make Something Unreal Contest in 2009 and allowed us to collect our prize money. I suppose it is mutually beneficial, because indie games like Renegade X help advertise the C&C franchise.”

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“[EA LA] allowed us to utilize their IP and their content, they promoted our game on a number of occasions, and they even helped test an early beta of Renegade X some time ago,” Bakri said. “We still hear from former Westwood and EA devs, and they love what we’re doing. That encouragement from leaders in the industry keeps us going.”
 
"Hey Guise, You know that Game Awards hosted every year? Come support us intead."
"Oh yeah, membership to vote is $5" ....$30

Holy shit, these anti-Woke people are starting to become the grifters themselves.

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EA has been absolutely detested for as long as I can remember. It's only fairly recently that they've started financially suffering for it, though.

Anyone remember when they tried to sell everyone on paying for access for used games? Remember how well that went? LOL.
 
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https://fandompulse.substack.com/p/perfect-dark-level-designer-says
I already knew enough to ignore this one due to "her" masculine jawline, but I'm not surprised by this. There is one thing I hate about the headline. This game is not Perfect Dark, it's just a random game with the Perfect Dark name stapled on to it. So, this headline shouldn't mislead people into thinking he worked on the other Perfect Dark games.
 
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I already knew enough to ignore this one due to "her" masculine jawline, but I'm not surprised by this. There is one thing I hate about the headline. This game is not Perfect Dark, it's just a random game with the Perfect Dark name stapled on to it. So, this headline shouldn't mislead people into thinking he worked on the other Perfect Dark games.
Xbox just cannot fucking catch a break, first avowed now this. It really is over.
 
Gentlemen, I’ve got bad news,
they’ve had them in for a few years now
The funniest thing about this revelation is the implication nobody realised because absolutely no one plays the women teams in FIFA lol.
Anyone remember when they tried to sell everyone on paying for access for used games? Remember how well that went? LOL.
What I remember is it being a rare case of Sony being based because used games like RE5 Gold had all DLC on-disc but on 360 you had to pay for a new code. Thinking about it though this was possibly due to Blu-Rays having the storage capacity, because SFxTekken still shipped with on-disc DLC you had to buy.
Xbox just cannot fucking catch a break, first avowed now this. It really is over.
I legit feel a little sorry for Phil Spencer, even though I probably shouldn't. He seems like the only person at Xbox who isn't a total NPC and actually likes games, but he can't fix the sinking ship because they already lost the most important console generation with the Xbone.
 
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