DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cucktry Roads]

Just tuned in and looks like it's finally time for the night of the long feltenings.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I don’t think Phil is autistic. I think he’s just a horrific cobbling together of narcissism, greed, selfishness, stupidity and cocksucker.

Calling him autistic is giving him a bit of an out. Some people are just incapable of being decent or considerate.

I understand how people would see some of his behaviors and try to link them to a mental handicap, but Phil is just a piece of shit as a person. It’s an incredible blessing that he’s also a massive coward/pussy, because he could genuinely be a terror if he wasn’t so bitchmade.

Imagine how miserable he could make people if he was actually capable of anything in an actual managerial position with dozens of people under him.

Honestly, big disagree. Saying he's extremely low functioning autistic is the out you're imagining. Like calling someone a 100% potato tier. He's not. He's autistic, but it's fairly mild. It just explains too handily the stuff that low IQ, low impulse control, and raging narc don't cover. There's so many markers for the autism it's not even deniable anymore.

Spoiler: Explained the rest in detail

He's too well recorded across too long a time. I think many people in the thread don't realize we have shit dating from 2004 or so to now on him, and the runway is so long, so clearly seen, there's little mystery left. The only mysteries that remain, is his freak of nature luck that keeps him from reaping what he sows. It's fucking odd. I've seen great people, well loved, stumble over silly choices and their life ruins somewhat miraculously as a result. This regard goes on stream everyday, lets it run a slideshow while he beats his salami and plays WWE Champions, blowing the money he begged for the previous day, he starts it up exactly an hour after, which is just insulting and retarded on its face. Then he spends an hour plus going between ranting about nothing, blowing the simplest of tasks into herculean efforts when anyone over 15 can see he's fucking full of shit. It reminds me of talking to a lying teenager. They lack the life knowledge to realize that anyone who has more than them realizes the truth or at least firmly is aware they're being lied to. His other task on this podcast? Ogling chat like an actual caveman double taking at his first glimpse of fire waiting for donations to pour in while aggressively prodding chat to tip him. Actual regards, and low IQ dentractors are in the chat accepting memberships to enable him to get more money, make him feel like it's full and he's popular. They do! They do give him money! Many, many """""ironically"""" so. The earnings he gets from this, coupled with his ability to deny his actual internet laughingstock world tier lolcow status allow him to cope through another day. If enough days of no whales happens, he becomes buck broken temporarily enough to desperately debase himself (the copium huffing we're seeing now with both doing things he's promised to do for a fucking decade combined with proclaiming he's having a resurgance of popularity and now he's beloved, no longer a lolcow who is besmirched). But we never see him without viewers, which is the thing that would break him the most.
I feel truly his narc ego would implode if he had the 1-5 viewers he actually, unironically has. He's never, ever, ever given ANY, zero regard for the entertainment value of his streams. No one actually likes him outside for a couple ironic whales, and a few people who are mentally handicapped and actually feeding him their disability checks.
He has no ability to entertain, but thinks he simply deserves money for showing up. I think deep down he knows he's entertaining because he's a retarded monkey in the zoo we all get to see for free daily. But without the troll attention, specifically in-stream, multiple of his whales would leave.

Also, has anyone else noticed an absolute dearth of detractor content nowadays? There's a couple old channels who still upload but whenever I search for videos when I get to sit down and rest, I just see Doody, and occasionally a memology or snort hogan. Any suggestions for modern good ones? My partner is fond of ALT right now, who is pretty good but sometimes I just like recaps of what's going on and not multi-hour documentaries with at least an hour of it having topless Jenna onscreen.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Also, has anyone else noticed an absolute dearth of detractor content nowadays? There's a couple old channels who still upload but whenever I search for videos when I get to sit down and rest, I just see Doody, and occasionally a memology or snort hogan. Any suggestions for modern good ones? My partner is fond of ALT right now, who is pretty good but sometimes I just like recaps of what's going on and not multi-hour documentaries with at least an hour of it having topless Jenna onscreen.

Literally Doody, Snort, and Memeology are just the only ones right now.

Anyways, KC is grilling Phil good for the overtime raging this week. But he's in chat taking it as "light razzing".

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

In response to PPP saying that after rage quitting COD and demanding tips, he got the goal but at what cost. Thus implying of course that there is no cost to doing this, and getting the money is the only goal. Anyone in need of more evidence that he struggles with abstractions, and that he cannot fathom social consequences....here you go.
Edit:

What in the holy fuck man, this hits me exactly like Ethan Ralph claiming it's underwear that makes you smell like shit so he just goes freeball at all times.

 

[Brother Milor]

Also, has anyone else noticed an absolute dearth of detractor content nowadays?

Good detractor content? Always. Detractor content in general? I put together this list in a post on November 18th.

A quick Youtube search shows the following accounts have uploaded DSP content in the last week and got more than 2k views- Snort Burnell, Detractor Beam, Doody Streams, KingDDuke, Mighty D, Snort Hogan, Shinko Fleur, Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs, James the Lesser Express Lane, Almighty Tevin, AN1337, Atlus the Bookkeeper/Atlus the Clipkeeper, WPIG1651/That Being Said, KINGSLYTEE, Golden Triangle Gaming, Bad Moments Reacts and Vods, Lechero, Raw Phil, Piece of Peace


Raising the arbitrary 2k view count bar to 4k would have only cut a few accounts, while removing it would add about 15 accounts (including such notables as Ludwig World Order, Hate Army, and Agent Proper) and probably even more if I cared to be more thorough. Bumping the numbers to two or three weeks would add even more accounts and raise some above the 2k line (For example, I saw a few general drama accounts that seems to touch on DSP once a month or so).

Honestly I get recommended new DSP detractor accounts every week, with about 50-100 views on the video. They tend to suck.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Jus' a lil' razzin' from short time frens

 

[Balr0g]

The best part is his delusion that every Cammy player is the same detractor streamsniping him. He is so buckbroken he is convinced every single Cammy player is a detractor specifically searching for him. Shit is fucking hilarious when he brings it up in his baby rage about how Cammy players aren't even good and just harassing him.

There is also a "secret" character in this whole "I am getting harassed in a fighting game" spiel: RawPhil has a buddy who plays akuma, Terry or Bison. And he is also polishing the floor with Phil's gouty ass. So it's not only Cammy but several characters Phil has developed a hate boner for ("Akum's medium punch stops verything dood. I hate it it's stoopit! I am Akuma so i stuff everything with medium punch") Remember though he ragequit playing as Akuma after getting curbstomped several times. Just like he ragequit Terry and Aki. And he never touched Rashid and Ed.

Also: Doody just got his monetization back

Youtube

Guess he will have at least one topic for his bottom bitch podcast today huh?

 

[#DSPositive]

DSPs Cammy paranoia has reached LTG streamstriper levels of paranoid delusion.

 

[Cringestorian X]

I'm genuinely impressed at the detractors who torture themselves listening to KC bing bing wahoo just to screencap what Phil said in their chat. FYI, there is actually a site that logs kick chat, so you don't have to put yourself through that.

link

You can even check Phil's ban list.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

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In response to PPP saying that after rage quitting COD and demanding tips, he got the goal but at what cost. Thus implying of course that there is no cost to doing this, and getting the money is the only goal. Anyone in need of more evidence that he struggles with abstractions, and that he cannot fathom social consequences....here you go.
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What in the holy fuck man, this hits me exactly like Ethan Ralph claiming it's underwear that makes you smell like shit so he just goes freeball at all times.

When he said "beards" I think he means Kat.

 

[Balr0g]

Speaking of Kick his clips are still going strong in terms of titles

 

[Free Jasper]

I don’t have particularly strong feelings either way about ‘does he have autism’ but I think this week was a massive dump of evidence in the ‘yes’ category.

He ground his stream to a halt of dead air for 10/15 minutes because the show intro wouldn’t play correctly. He seemed to be borderline breaking down at the thought of continuing the show without the intro.

But yes, he is a piece of shit first and foremost, above everything. No alleged autism excuses that.

 

[UsedUp]

Saw it mentioned on Twitter, the CEO shooting, here's to hoping it comes up for dsp politicks. There's no way Dsp doesn't make it about hime self right? Right!?

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I think it's hard to tell what mental illnesses he has (or doesn't have) when he does 7 shots of gin a night (other than alcoholism). That means you are either drunk or hungover 24/7/365. Please recall his story of the night he fell asleep on the couch at 7:30pm, woke up at midnight, and described exactly the symptoms of alcohol withdrawal. That's what happens when he doesn't do his gin and hogans session. For example, I've heard people say he's not gay because he's too messy, but what about a gay guy in a depressive binge? There'd be Fig Newton wrappers, Winston Cigarette packs, and empty boxes of white wine strewn all over the place. DSP is an old school closeted gay so it's similar yet a bit different.

[edit: i don't necessarily mean to insinuate being gay is a mental illness, it was just an example of the booze distorting his behavior]

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

PPP really did some "equal opportunity razzing" on Phil baby-raging at COD, guilt-tripping his audience, spending money on WWE, and then asking for more. I hope he doesn’t go back to the old tirade of "I was wrong, guys…" and soften the rage and begging again like when MoistCritikal made fun of him, because these past days have been really entertaining.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Can someone catch me up on the 1651 meme he auto bans for? I've been seeing it a bunch and lack any context

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Can someone catch me up on the 1651 meme he auto bans for? I've been seeing it a bunch and lack any context

A WWE Champions pull is $15, when we add the Washington State digital goods tax which is 10% it becomes $16.51, the amount of money Phail spends on a pull.

 

[NomineNemo]

Can someone catch me up on the 1651 meme he auto bans for? I've been seeing it a bunch and lack any context

Check out around 3:10 to 5:50. Just a solid string of WWEC Pulls.

[Bank leak video]

Listening to all the charges really drills in just how much of a spending problem he has. (I don't have a spending problem, I have a spending solution!)

 

[FamicomGorby]

Can someone catch me up on the 1651 meme he auto bans for? I've been seeing it a bunch and lack any context

When the bank leaks happened there were endless transactions to the iTunes store for the exact amounts WWE Champions pulls cost with tax. It was funnier with the robot reading them out over and over and they'd come in blocks of like three to five.

 

[Free Jasper]

When the bank leaks happened there were endless transactions to the iTunes store for the exact amounts WWE Champions pulls cost with tax. It was funnier with the robot reading them out over and over and they'd come in blocks of like three to five.

That was amazing. Robot lady often seemed stuck in a loop because she went on so long.