Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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What are your Anna predictions for 2025?

Drinking gets worse; sponsors fall off; she finna hit 700 el bees and be housebound. But it's all condishuns!

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I’m hoping for:

1. A falling out with Jon that leads to him making a huge tell-all video series about the nightmare of being Anna’s employee/carer/pseudo-boyfriend.

2. A serious, undeniable injury on a cruise ship involving something extremely embarrassing like getting wedged in her cabin’s shower stall for 3 straight days that lands her in mainstream news in a way she cannot control.

3. Her plastic surgeon firing HER as a patient for sexual harassment.

4. Crafting with Type-A Gorl Anna where she tie-dyes muumuus because she’s outfatted every clothing option aside from bedsheets.

5. An actual drunken bender that ends up online, posted by other influencers at a brand event, where Anna says nigger or gropes a 23 year old or shits herself.

 

[PigFarm]

Any chance rhe answer is as simple as she's lost a stream of income and can't afford these trips?

My unfounded "for fun" theory is that maybe her dad or other supporters are annoyed that she's opting for snake oil treatments for her real and quickly progressing health issues. There's no doubt she's the type to bitch non stop so maybe her enablers are like "if you're so fucking sick and undergoing all these procedures, maybe I'm not comfortable funding your trips to concerts and Prague."

But I have a fetish for when raging personality disorders get cut off, so that's always my hope.

 

[Programmer Socks]

: What are your Anna predictions for 2025?

Only Fans.

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

My prediction is that she will get bigger and sicker. She will, of course, blame everything and everyone except herself, for her predicament, which will lead to an even bigger mental spiral. This will draw much more attention her way and we will get more entertaining content like Target or bagel-gate.
Normally I’d feel bad about feeling optimistic about someone spiraling but Anna is a cunt to everyone who doesn’t suit her immediate needs and she could, if she chooses, have access to great mental and general health care but she cannot and will not handle anyone telling her to take responsibility for her own choices.
I also really hope her “surgery team” cuts ties with her because she looks bad on them because I will enjoy seeing how Anna twists that narrative.

Edit to add this wonderful photo Anna posted of her “trying out drag makeup” for the first time. It shall be my Christmas avatar.

 

[Chococat3012]

I hope she starts new diet or fitness activity, it always such a good material, as well as her travels.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[glass_houses]

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There are so many filters on these photos, they may as well be completely AI generated.

 

[OttoWest]

This is some straight up Mimi shit:
Also A+ perfectionist with half the lash detaching:

So Anna woke up from her afternoon nap, lonely and bored, and in a manic fit of inspiration decided to do drag Christmas makeup.

I’m kinda surprised Anna doesn’t have a gay bestie. I’m sure there’s some MAC MUA at The Domain that would suck it up if it meant being Anna’s plus one on a cruise.

 

[Brickley]

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So many great Christmas icons

I can't stop looking at the giant glob of hot glue between the two front ornaments. I noticed all the sloppy hot glue strings all over the hat when she posted her manic crafting video, and they're still there, with one of them hanging right next to her eye in all the photos. It shouldn't surprise me that she never did the simple act of pulling them off, but it does.

I do think overlining her lips and redrawing her eyebrows higher up on her face has done a lot to make her look like a more normally proportioned woman (facially I mean, lol) wearing extremely garish makeup. There is likely to be some filterage going on, but you can still see her wrinkles in every picture so there is at least some truth.

I’m kinda surprised Anna doesn’t have a gay bestie.

For the fun of it I'm going to guess that she starts getting woke next year, beyond the usual fat acceptance and munchie shit (which I expect to increase as well). I could see her as a fag hag befriending queer influencers to expand her dwindling base.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

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So back in the 60s and 70s there was a comedienne named Phyllis Diller. I haven't thought of her in like 40 years until right this minute.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

What’s that on Anna’s hand? Powdered sugar? Cocaine? Drywall bits after slamming through a doorway?

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

This is just sad*.
Anna is heading into yet another holiday season, completely alone, estranged from family, with only Sad Data to keep her company. Her trips are cancelled, her candy juicys are huge and painful and swollen, Jon will be taking some time off, and all the fatties hate her dumb Christmas sweaters.

*LOL!

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I can't stop looking at the giant glob of hot glue between the two front ornaments.

Gross, it looks like splooge.

 

[-Jack-]

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Please don't insult drag queens like that Anna. I trust a drag queen around children more than Anna.

 

[glass_houses]

This is just sad*.
Anna is heading into yet another holiday season, completely alone, estranged from family, with only Sad Data to keep her company. Her trips are cancelled, her candy juicys are huge and painful and swollen, Jon will be taking some time off, and all the fatties hate her dumb Christmas sweaters.

*LOL!

Anna is, objectively, someone that many people would feel sorry for: in constant pain, no friends or family aside from the people obligated by money to pretend to like her, a difficult upbringing, a food and alcohol addict so crippled by insecurity and raging untreated mental health problems that it's made it almost impossible for her to leave her own house...

...and then you remember that she's a Cluster B nightmare who terrorises everyone around her and who's pissed away more amazing opportunities than a hundred "normal" people will ever see in their cumulative entire lives.

If Anna had been born sixty years ago she would have the Avon lady terror of the neighbourhood. Remember that book she wrote? You'd think that she'd spruik it at every possible opportunity.

Gross, it looks like splooge.

Fuck you for that image.

 

[Blerg]

I’ll call an extreme munchie arc and raise you that she will leave Austin. Why the fuck is she even there? She can fail anywhere, and daddy and his money are all the way in the Midwest.

 

[Constellationzero]

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Exhibits 1-eleventy: Why I call this fat smelly POS Sally Shine.

 

[Chococat3012]

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Also A+ perfectionist with half the lash detaching:
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So Anna woke up from her afternoon nap, lonely and bored, and in a manic fit of inspiration decided to do drag Christmas makeup.

I’m kinda surprised Anna doesn’t have a gay bestie. I’m sure there’s some MAC MUA at The Domain that would suck it up if it meant being Anna’s plus one on a cruise.

I loved Mimi!

I must say that still I think this makeup suits her somehow, although filters involved.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I must say that still I think this makeup suits her somehow

I agree, espcially the eyebrows for some reason.

Anna is such a clown that this look kind works on her. Think about it - she almost always dresses like an obnoxious eyesore from the neck down. Making her head colorful and weird just matches the rest of her esthetic. If she did her makeup 1/2 way to Mimi level, it might be an improvement over her usual sad alcoholic look.